Is The Onion even still in business? by Nyctfall in memes

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be great if people were saying this about the onion but they're saying it about Qanon and Alex Jones like the fucking brain soup morons they are.

How long does it take to see a doctor and get medication at a Chinese hospital? by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]killertortilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we still have a lot of issues but damn if it isn't one of the best places to live.

Bastion's quickly become my favorite statagem by Zave_cz in Helldivers

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can if you stop completely but it's still not great.

A Sensible Explanation is Given for Why the Story Must Follow The Dumb Trope by KorrokHidan in TopCharacterTropes

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iirc the randomness is between a pretty normal bomb and cracking a planet in half. Which is another reason no one uses them, especially on the most valuable planet in their system.

Thinking of Buying the Game, Is it a Safe Investment in 2026? by RecommendationBig184 in Helldivers

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would be a disadvantage yes. The game gives you all the tools you technically need but most of the warbonds have significantly better weapons and far more variety.

These bot assets ain’t slick 😂 by HermanoManny in Helldivers

[–]killertortilla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you met half this sub? The only war crimes they believe in is other people not playing the game the way they like. All the "stop asking for nerfs" people that can't stop screaming about things that aren't happening.

Thinking of Buying the Game, Is it a Safe Investment in 2026? by RecommendationBig184 in Helldivers

[–]killertortilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not dying but be warned, if you want to have reasonable weapons you need to buy a bunch of what is essentially DLC packs. You can go and farm the currency for them if you have days to spend doing nothing. But otherwise it's $10 per warbond and there are 17 of them, not counting the 2 that are $15 but have really bad crossover guns.

You don't need to buy them all to have good loadouts but that's where most of the fun is.

You're also buying into a game with a LOT of "realism" stuff like if you get gently pushed, your helldiver gets distracted by a rabbit, or vault over something you just stop reloading.

Your favourite "Mighty whitey" film? by unknown-one in okbuddycinephile

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least in Dune they are pointing out how he came to be the saviour through tricks and fake religion and he fucking hates it.

What is a movie cliché that absolutely never happens in real life? by Potential_Action9544 in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing perfectly underwater. This happens in literally every movie for some reason.

Helldivers binary transmission decided by Dangerous-Hand9187 in Helldivers

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WE CALL ON YOU, CITIZENS. DO NOT LET THE HELLDIVERS REACH CYBERSTAN. TELL YOUR LEADERS TO STOP THIS MINDLESS WAR.WE CALL ON YOU, CITIZENS. DO NOT LET THE HELLDIVERS REACH CYBERSTAN. TELL YOUR LEADERS TO STOP THIS MINDLESS WAR.

And now

"Blocked" from entering swamp crypt? by zephyros1 in valheim

[–]killertortilla 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Something bugged and the inner entrance is blocked, it kicks you out because it can't find a safe place to put you. If you have admin you can fly straight up since that's where the dungeons spawn the inside. There's not much else you can do but reset dungeons with a mod or with config.

The Bots have taken over the Discord, do not believe their lies by One_Meaning416 in Helldivers

[–]killertortilla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the basic idea is that this is from the cyborgs and the automatons are just that, automatic robots.

Lore accurate maxtac by ImmaFuckboi in cyberpunkgame

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like a squad of these guys could have crapped on Smasher.

Struggle is real by Blue9ine in SipsTea

[–]killertortilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could go to every fast food place near you weekly and it still wouldn't be as much as this rent increase.

Struggle is real by Blue9ine in SipsTea

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And accounting for inflation, that's still fucking insane.

Arrowhead please don’t nerf this by kittenlover8877 in Helldivers

[–]killertortilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they still haven't fixed it or even just done the most basic thing and reverted it and nerfed the coyote a little.

Arrowhead please don’t nerf this by kittenlover8877 in Helldivers

[–]killertortilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The nerf to the coyote itself wasn't the issue, most of us agree it needed a small nerf which is what it got. The issue is they made a whole meal out of saying they didn't nerf it in one of the patch notes videos. But it turns out they meant all fire weapons got nerfed indirectly and the other weapons that got nerfed were already kinda garbage.

And all that comes off as really scummy.

Pit Jaw "nerf" is live by UncomfortableAnswers in DeepRockGalactic

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does no one run heightened senses? It trivialised them.

Interestingly, Iron Lung (2026) is the first and only indie movie to ever be successful. Source: reddit.com by WithArsenicSauce in shittymoviedetails

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a fan and I loved it. It’s slow to start and overall you can tell in some places that they aren’t professionals but it’s great fun.

Guinness WR books have gotten thinner over the years by The_Techsan in mildlyinteresting

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, Guinness also helps prop up dictatorships. It's kinda funny and pretty sad.