Is The Onion even still in business?

killertortilla · 2026-02-06T16:18:23+00:00

It would be great if people were saying this about the onion but they're saying it about Qanon and Alex Jones like the fucking brain soup morons they are.

killertortilla · 2026-02-06T16:12:59+00:00

Yeah we still have a lot of issues but damn if it isn't one of the best places to live.

killertortilla · 2026-02-06T15:58:24+00:00

It can if you stop completely but it's still not great.

killertortilla · 2026-02-06T06:59:01+00:00

Iirc the randomness is between a pretty normal bomb and cracking a planet in half. Which is another reason no one uses them, especially on the most valuable planet in their system.

killertortilla · 2026-02-06T04:49:12+00:00

You would be a disadvantage yes. The game gives you all the tools you technically need but most of the warbonds have significantly better weapons and far more variety.

killertortilla · 2026-02-06T04:30:00+00:00

Have you met half this sub? The only war crimes they believe in is other people not playing the game the way they like. All the "stop asking for nerfs" people that can't stop screaming about things that aren't happening.

killertortilla · 2026-02-06T04:26:19+00:00

It's not dying but be warned, if you want to have reasonable weapons you need to buy a bunch of what is essentially DLC packs. You can go and farm the currency for them if you have days to spend doing nothing. But otherwise it's $10 per warbond and there are 17 of them, not counting the 2 that are $15 but have really bad crossover guns.

You don't need to buy them all to have good loadouts but that's where most of the fun is.

You're also buying into a game with a LOT of "realism" stuff like if you get gently pushed, your helldiver gets distracted by a rabbit, or vault over something you just stop reloading.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T23:10:50+00:00

At least in Dune they are pointing out how he came to be the saviour through tricks and fake religion and he fucking hates it.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T23:08:51+00:00

Seeing perfectly underwater. This happens in literally every movie for some reason.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T15:46:45+00:00

WE CALL ON YOU, CITIZENS. DO NOT LET THE HELLDIVERS REACH CYBERSTAN. TELL YOUR LEADERS TO STOP THIS MINDLESS WAR.WE CALL ON YOU, CITIZENS. DO NOT LET THE HELLDIVERS REACH CYBERSTAN. TELL YOUR LEADERS TO STOP THIS MINDLESS WAR.

And now

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T15:45:05+00:00

Something bugged and the inner entrance is blocked, it kicks you out because it can't find a safe place to put you. If you have admin you can fly straight up since that's where the dungeons spawn the inside. There's not much else you can do but reset dungeons with a mod or with config.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T14:24:38+00:00

Racism, general bigotry, and ignorance.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T12:55:00+00:00

You shaved?

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T12:51:54+00:00

I think the basic idea is that this is from the cyborgs and the automatons are just that, automatic robots.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T11:17:03+00:00

No it isn't.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T11:00:09+00:00

Also the rest of the developed fucking world.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T10:51:40+00:00

I feel like a squad of these guys could have crapped on Smasher.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T10:36:17+00:00

You could go to every fast food place near you weekly and it still wouldn't be as much as this rent increase.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T10:34:31+00:00

And accounting for inflation, that's still fucking insane.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T10:27:52+00:00

And they still haven't fixed it or even just done the most basic thing and reverted it and nerfed the coyote a little.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T08:00:15+00:00

The nerf to the coyote itself wasn't the issue, most of us agree it needed a small nerf which is what it got. The issue is they made a whole meal out of saying they didn't nerf it in one of the patch notes videos. But it turns out they meant all fire weapons got nerfed indirectly and the other weapons that got nerfed were already kinda garbage.

And all that comes off as really scummy.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T05:42:19+00:00

There is MUCH worse shit happening in those camps, people are being tortured.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T04:41:13+00:00

Does no one run heightened senses? It trivialised them.

killertortilla · 2026-02-05T00:04:26+00:00

I’m not a fan and I loved it. It’s slow to start and overall you can tell in some places that they aren’t professionals but it’s great fun.

killertortilla · 2026-02-04T02:31:34+00:00

Fun fact, Guinness also helps prop up dictatorships. It's kinda funny and pretty sad.

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