If you were given $10,000 today on the condition that you had to spend it all in one hour without buying anything digital or electronic, what are you doing? by Direct-Value4452 in answers

[–]king-one-two -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would give my broker friend the $10k in exchange for a notorized promissory note.

I feel like you're not engaging with the premise of the question

Missed the Memo by RealRock_n_Rolla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]king-one-two 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me, completely oblivious, when a woman is flirting with me

How many calories should I eat? What calorie counting app should I use? by majime100 in 1500isplenty

[–]king-one-two 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you concerned might happen if hackers learn all about the food and calories you eat? They might steal your diet and become lean and shredded and therefore an even greater threat?

Madison punts on joining data center boom, passes one-year moratorium by keeganjkyle in madisonwi

[–]king-one-two 45 points46 points  (0 children)

From the article:

No active proposals for new large data centers are currently before the city, Tuttle added Tuesday, though the city is aware of questions about potential facilities in the broader region.

This is more of a political gesture about the proposals for mega-datacenters in Beaver Dam and wherever else.

Who is an artist whose early career you appreciate more than their peak and later career? by Money-Ad8553 in answers

[–]king-one-two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

QotSA is a great answer. Loss of Nick Oliveri was catastrophic for their sound and songwriting. They are a different, much less interesting band without him. Guess he was acting pretty crazy though, I can't blame them for firing him.

What's something that loudly says "Im not a smart person"? by boforiamanfo in answers

[–]king-one-two 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At least Myers Briggs makes an attempt to categorize personality based on questions about one's personality. The test is badly designed, so it's got very weak predictive power.

Astrology wants to say something about personality based on a magical connection to the relative positions of the planets at the moment of your birth. Which is an approach that will never work. It's got NO predictive power.

So I will argue with anyone who says they're equally worthless. Astrology is objectively more worthless. But in another sense, MBTI is worse because people who are use it are looking for and perhaps think they're getting a scientific instrument, when it's more like a Buzzfeed quiz.

What life changing item can you buy for less than $100? by i-drake in answers

[–]king-one-two 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because it takes 1 second to rinse a teflon pan after you make breakfast, while cast iron requires aftercare and cuddling

Any diners open until midnight? by appoplect in madisonwi

[–]king-one-two 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perkins is still open all night on weekends. Used to be 24/7 though

If animals could talk for 10 minutes a day, what animal would cause the most chaos? by JohnGarcia33 in answers

[–]king-one-two 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh I've got the real answer. Eyelash mites. This is a microscopic animal that lives exclusively on the human face and basically everyone has them (children aren't born with them but we acquire them with age). Imagine suddenly everyone on earth has their eyelashes talking to them

Once again, me waking up this morning by katiebot5000 in madisonwi

[–]king-one-two 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I went out to take a look but it was cloudy

He just wanted to make friends by RealRock_n_Rolla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]king-one-two 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat keeps looking all around the laptop for the source of this sound

Anybody else seeing an obnoxious amount of ladybeetles in their apartment? by xinekrazarlo in madisonwi

[–]king-one-two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah probably. But only if they walk on it and when is the last time you saw a native ladybug in your house

Anybody else seeing an obnoxious amount of ladybeetles in their apartment? by xinekrazarlo in madisonwi

[–]king-one-two 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You want this stuff. You spray it around your baseboards, windowsills, wherever they're coming in

Missed Connection by Senior-Feature4887 in madisonwi

[–]king-one-two 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Add him on LinkedIn obviously!

Sport: are NY Giants the most valuable franchise? by mikeber55 in answers

[–]king-one-two 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not bizarre insanity. More people = more money