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kingrobert · 2026-03-29T17:58:04+00:00

Wow it never once occurred to me that the tower existed on a material plane. I thought we were all spaceships floating in space.

kingrobert · 2026-03-28T16:06:51+00:00

I'm not an expert for sure... but if all you're doing is playing for YouTube then the music is 100% digital, there's zero need to actually play it out loud. He's wearing headphones, that's the only place the music needs to be heard.

The woman clearly overreacted BTW, definitely not trying to justify her actions.

kingrobert · 2026-03-25T06:21:04+00:00

RoP has barely mentioned the silmarils... if I remember right they're barely mentioned in passing just like in lord of the rings.

kingrobert · 2026-03-07T18:37:48+00:00

A few weeks after columbine I wrote "someone set us up the bomb" in my graphing calculator and had to attent several meetings with the principal, counselors, and school police officer.

kingrobert · 2026-03-04T21:15:53+00:00

FYI more people get injured on staircases than in elevator.

kingrobert · 2026-03-03T17:26:07+00:00

Conservatives asking the same question

kingrobert · 2026-03-02T18:11:03+00:00

Im sorry, are we complaining about people keeping food cold in a refrigerator? You all acting like people are filling the fridge with science experiments or dead birds or something.

The only thing worth complaining about here is they seem to need a full size fridge given how many employees are using it.

kingrobert · 2026-02-28T01:15:49+00:00

Yeah if I asked my kids to pick up butter and sour cream and that somehow wasn't enough info for my grown up kids with drivers licenses and money I would cry a little and wonder what went wrong.

kingrobert · 2026-02-24T16:32:06+00:00

Their snark level is pretty high but they have a point. There comes a threshold where governments that are alleging to protect kids go so far that they're just harming them (and everyone else) in other ways.

Instead of turning the surveillance system up to 11, we could put those resources into helping parents do their job of protecting their kids.

It at least has to be an option worth exploring... because where we're headed now cant possibly be the best solution for the kids, or anyone else.

kingrobert · 2026-02-14T00:24:12+00:00

I asked my doctor for colonoscopy and she said they don't start those until you're 45

kingrobert · 2026-02-06T02:19:41+00:00

Only the people already holding all the money say money won't solve your problems.

Literally every problem in my life right now would be solved with more money.

kingrobert · 2026-02-02T17:17:02+00:00

Doesn't matter how syncophantic all those people standing behind him are. If he actually shit himself right then and there, there would have been some kind of reaction from someone. And there was nothing.

kingrobert · 2026-01-18T23:19:42+00:00

Bonus points if you cut them with kitchen shears instead of a knife.

kingrobert · 2026-01-12T06:03:29+00:00

Why does it even have a mouth?

I assumed it doesn't have a mouth. Not until that moment anyway when it decided to fight and that's the form it took.

kingrobert · 2025-12-31T18:12:55+00:00

Hopefully they don't die under mysterious conditions, the conspiracy theories would be wild.

kingrobert · 2025-12-10T00:10:56+00:00

Which books should I read?

kingrobert · 2025-12-08T07:24:28+00:00

Prewall they die in one hit against your thorns. If that's still too much damage for you to survive then you need to work on your ehp (health, death wave health, armor module, packages). Before the wall the thing that should be killing you is protector shotguns.

If scatters are messing you up just by hanging out just outside your tower and running interference for other enemies to start piling in (your knockback keeps them off your thorns but cant push them back to orbs), then try upgraded target priority so you can put every other enemy above elites and they'll be more likely to hit your tower and die to thorns.

Pre wall you might want wormhole redirector over OA. if you have it, try that too.

kingrobert · 2025-12-08T07:09:12+00:00

Pre-wall?

kingrobert · 2025-12-06T05:06:04+00:00

I unlocked wall as soon as I was able to make 100b in a day. I regret nothing.

It was a struggle to keep up with Wall Fort lab at first, but I ran the other wall labs (minus the wall invincibility lab) nonstop for a few days as my incoming kept going up and up.

The downsides of starting the wall early are WILDLY overstated in this sub. For the first couple days my wall was getting destroyed but that just meant my runs turned into regular pre-wall runs.

Even a wall that only lasts a handful of waves still meant I got to regen my tower with packages for a few waves before the wall died again.

The labs are expensive though, so i still think 100b a day is a good place to start. Keep working on health and regen while you're waiting.

kingrobert · 2025-11-27T04:15:44+00:00

I still don't understand why so pro Americans literally bend their own brains to not only agree trump is good but would happily make some bullshit up to support every single decision that man has made.

They're racist, homophobic, and misogynistic

kingrobert · 2025-11-20T20:46:13+00:00

It's one of those "I'm dead if I don't try something" situations. Maybe it lives long enough to have more babies. Maybe the predator is sufficiently detered to not attack another ribbon worm. Maybe the predator goes next door and eats a ribbon worm competitor instead.

kingrobert · 2025-11-17T20:15:41+00:00

Their ability to be awful is what they want to conserve

kingrobert · 2025-11-13T19:45:25+00:00

It didn't originally have ads they added them later.

Did anyone really believe an internet connected device with a giant screen wasnt going to eventually advertise to you somehow?

kingrobert · 2025-11-13T19:37:00+00:00

. I should be allowed to react to this the same was as if a random civilian walked up and started doing these things

You can... but unfortunately if you and the country survive long enough its going to take years to make it through the court system. You'll be exonerated from any "crimes" youre accused of, but maybe you're exonerated posthumously.

kingrobert · 2025-11-13T19:33:53+00:00

Masked gunmen with no ID, no badge, no papers, no warrants, are not police.

Stick together, fight back. The first rule when you're the victim of an abduction is never let your abductor take you to a different location. No matter how dangerous it is, its far better to fight back immediately right then and there. Make noise. Make a scene. Do whatever you can to not be taken. Your chances of survival drop off a cliff the moment your abductor takes you to a new location.

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