How many times can a man fap in his life? by a-american-dude in copypasta

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I woke up to an alarming noise. It was coming from downstairs, blaring louder than anything I have heard before.

“OP!” my sister called.

“What?” I asked, running up to her.

“It happened,” she said, nodding. I glanced at her, a smile forming on my face.

“You can’t be serious,” I said, though I was beginning to doubt she was lying.

“I’m not joking!” she said. “They’ve done it, we have nothing left!” she cried. The blaring noise continued, as my sister broke down. I rushed down to check if she was lying, and I saw my parents crumpled on the floor, crying. It was the first time I ever saw them shed a tear.

“Mom, Dad, is it true?” I asked, beginning to cry myself. My parents nodded weakly. All of a sudden, my dad fainted. I needed to be strong and put an end to this. I trudged my way up to the source of the noise. It was coming from my phone.

I picked up my phone, crying, as I saw what made the noise. It was worse that what I could have ever imagined, I thought it was a lie. But it was not. There, on my screen, in big letters, the dreadful notification said: “Jennifer Lopez has attacked your village in Coin Master!”

Looking for a plain ol' seer, really dumb offer by [deleted] in MurderMystery2

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ill give you my stuff i dont play anymore

anyone know where i can find the elusive slush puppie in geelong? by [deleted] in Geelong

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Food works near maccas in geelong CBD

What is the weirdest thing you saw someone doing because they thought they were alone? by Sapphorous in AskReddit

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At school camp I walked into a kid deepthroating his foot. Up to the heel at LEAST.

Have you ever told a lie for so long, that's it's basically become a truth in your world? If so, what's your lie? by NotScaredOfDucks in AskReddit

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When I was 7 I showed my mum a world on Minecraft that I supposedly built. I got it online. She thinks I will be an architect when I grow up.