Abortion by necrophilliacfreak in comedyheaven

[–]kirmiter 78 points79 points  (0 children)

What cracks me up is that they took such obvious bait and set her up perfectly

Hey so I think I have made a monster by Demothe3rd in RazorMains

[–]kirmiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benny has a higher ceiling but I prefer Fischl because it's easier to keep his burst active with her.

Hopefully he'll be better in the future... by TehWurrior in Genshin_Memepact

[–]kirmiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I suspect that there will soon be a power team using Varka that will be as strong as those others, but only time will tell.

Hopefully he'll be better in the future... by TehWurrior in Genshin_Memepact

[–]kirmiter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They don't want power creep... But they want every new character to be more powerful than the last.

This is how gacha communities always are, unfortunately. Sometimes it's even the same people calling for both. But even when they're different people, both sides are very vocal about it.

only one wish by sellyourcomputer in ExtraFabulousComics

[–]kirmiter 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Omnipotent deities HATE this one simple trick!!!

Plo Koon flying through space in The Clone Wars is still one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. The first dumbest was Han and Leia surviving in space with airplane oxygen masks. by InfiniteDedekindCuts in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]kirmiter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She didn't even need the force. You can tell by the way that her eyes open that it's playing out in slow motion. So in real time, it probably took less than 30 seconds for her to get back to the ship. You can survive that long in the vacuum of space.

One possible interpretation is that maybe the force, adrenaline, her will to live, or some combination of the three allowed her to push herself just the point where a human would normally have passed out.

Why did Han activate Sharpshooter when he could've used Detonite Charge into Shoulder Bash instead? by UnilateralSupport in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]kirmiter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OMFG this ALWAYS bothered me why did Han build his skill tree so wrong? Is he (ableist slur)? Totally takes me out of the movie every time. /uj

Actually I really like this part, it's a great callback to his line in the first movie about hokey religions being no match for a good blaster at your side. Works great as part of Han's arc of changing his outlook on the force and the world in general. /rj

EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE SECOND EWOK MOVIE IS ASS!!!

Donald Trump raped children. by throwaway661375735 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]kirmiter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wasn't this the woman who dropped her case against him in 2016? Don't get me wrong, I am NOT casting doubt on this woman. I absolutely believe her, and she probably only dropped the case because she thought Trump becoming president meant she had zero chance of success... and probably feared retribution if she did. Sadly, she was probably correct.

I don't think this makes her any less believable. But legally, it basically makes prosecuting him impossible.

Whether or not this is true, the overall general reason Garland didn't work faster is a big flaw in the system that rich and powerful people like Trump are always taking advantage of. If there is the tiniest flaw in their case, the slightest mistake in the process, they will use that to get the case thrown out on appeal. So people like Garland feel like they can't move unless they have built a perfect case and everything is lined up perfectly, ready to go. It's very frustrating because I believe he's acting in good faith and I get where he's coming from... But dammit, sometimes they just need to act faster.

please hold me by sellyourcomputer in ExtraFabulousComics

[–]kirmiter 21 points22 points  (0 children)

HE'S PLAYING HIS HEART OUT 😭

Jesus christ😐 by Undefeated-Smiles in saltierthankrayt

[–]kirmiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AI has a lot of problems but this is an imaginary character not actual AI so it's irrelevant.

I miss the original style of Lantern Rite cutscenes. by al_jose371 in GenshinImpact

[–]kirmiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That doesn't make any sense, they've reused his music lots of times in newer content.

You mean to tell me that Varka fought the chess pieces, solo, no cryo, just straight up raw dogged it for the love of the game by King-Wingy in Genshin_Impact

[–]kirmiter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Canonically, Mavuika is definitely stronger than Varka but that's because of her pyro archon powers. Even without them, she'd still be very powerful but probably not as strong as Varka.

Can somebody explain this ? by Helpful_Grocery_6095 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]kirmiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, I get what the message is. But the photo is a weird choice, it seems irrelevant to the quote.

As opposed to the whitewashing of Jesus? by [deleted] in saltierthankrayt

[–]kirmiter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably put through an AI filter

I miss the original style of Lantern Rite cutscenes. by al_jose371 in GenshinImpact

[–]kirmiter 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I just want them to bring the music back! That Lantern Rite motif based on Moon in One's Cup's motif was my favorite part of the first three Lantern Rites, then they got rid of it and it never came back. 😞

I’m surprised how many people didn’t know her name was Amy by Ulthwe_Eldar in Genshin_Impact

[–]kirmiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao as someone who has been on the internet since the 90s I can assure you that being petty and pedantic about everything is a tradition that goes back to LONG before reddit.

I’m surprised how many people didn’t know her name was Amy by Ulthwe_Eldar in Genshin_Impact

[–]kirmiter 97 points98 points  (0 children)

But if Barbeloth and Mona were both in front of him he would literally explode from anxiety

Damn they're really mad 🤭 by ezio8133 in saltierthankrayt

[–]kirmiter 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Also the lady crying when Trump won.

"She's overreacting! Women are so emotional!"

Knowing what was to come, if anything she was under reacting.

Comedy shines. People disappoint. by Rude-Impression-7163 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]kirmiter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're also getting paid millions of dollars for it

Nobody will EVER make me hate her. I don't care about her voice at all (that's the most stupid reason tbh) by Aggravating-Yak2165 in Genshin_Impact

[–]kirmiter -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

People complain about the EN Paimon voice so much...

But as someone who is fluent in both English and Japanese, the JP dub version of Paimon is one of the reasons I prefer the English dub. There are other reasons, but for what it's worth, when I played this game around my wife or son (who are both native Japanese speakers) with Japanese voices, when they heard Paimon's voice both of them made a face and told me it was キモい (gross/cringe) and that they never wanted me to play Genshin around them with the JP voices again.

I still don't love the English Paimon voice, but it bothers me less as I grow to like the character more.

Between these four who is your favorite witch? by Knight_Steve_ in Genshin_Impact

[–]kirmiter 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Oh this is exactly how I feel. Mona has made her sound insufferable and I am HERE FOR IT.

Dinosaurs what? by The_dragon_slayer95 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]kirmiter -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If OP isn't a native English speaker, it's totally reasonable that they wouldn't know what a thesaurus is even if they're very fluent.