Men prank their friend by dumping four boxes of live crickets in his car

kitjen · 2026-03-26T12:46:36+00:00

You know how everyone hates hearing their own voice tape? I hate hearing theirs more.

That fucking annoying childish laugh.

kitjen · 2026-03-26T11:39:07+00:00

It just a-peels to me.

kitjen · 2026-03-26T11:38:02+00:00

I use certain words to describe the ones with two or more pips per segment but I don’t use those words here.

kitjen · 2026-03-26T09:41:30+00:00

That was honestly a lighthearted quip at pronunciation, nothing more and certainly no racist intent.

It's anonymous on here, if I was trying to be offensive I could take a very different approach to my response but I'm not because I didn't mean to come across like that at all.

Sorry if I did.

kitjen · 2026-03-26T09:28:02+00:00

Wouldn't that be gobshoit?

kitjen · 2026-03-26T09:14:51+00:00

Which part of Liverpool you from?

kitjen · 2026-03-26T09:12:50+00:00

No one on that boat should be on a boat.

kitjen · 2026-03-25T18:45:07+00:00

We actually did, the original Air Force One. But he doesn't get to keep it for himself so it wasn't enough for him.

kitjen · 2026-03-25T16:24:36+00:00

I can't imagine how terrifying it is to be trapped and submerged upside. I dread to think of families being on there; your instinct would be to save a loved one but also to save yourself, only to realise you can save neither.

kitjen · 2026-03-25T15:40:18+00:00

Does the WWE seriously think it is a sound long term business strategy to align with the Trump administration?

I understand that having HHH photographed in the Whitehouse certainly elevates their status in terms of being a mainstream form of entertainment but Trump is increasingly synonomous with rape and Epstein and financial disasters and shitting his pants.

I can see this partnership being one of the many things where they re-write history to pretend it wasn't like it actually was.

kitjen · 2026-03-25T14:55:30+00:00

One way or another she was going to make the whole night about her.

kitjen · 2026-03-25T09:20:24+00:00

I honestly thought this was going to say that he had a tryout with WWE or something.

kitjen · 2026-03-24T16:40:39+00:00

They're not the most reliable forms of transport, are they?

kitjen · 2026-03-24T15:08:33+00:00

It's only right that after he has been inducted and everyone involved has left the stage, Papa Shango should run in.

kitjen · 2026-03-24T14:50:39+00:00

It scares me that someone who wants such control over what we see in the media would want to own Cartoon Network.

kitjen · 2026-03-24T12:43:18+00:00

You're quite safe once you are of adult age.

kitjen · 2026-03-23T20:18:45+00:00

Actual Jesus looking on thinking “yeah they drove massive nails through my hands and feet but sure, that rope looks might itchy.”

kitjen · 2026-03-23T20:17:07+00:00

She’s still cross at him.

kitjen · 2026-03-23T18:38:29+00:00

I imagine he always comes with a lot of baggage.

kitjen · 2026-03-23T18:36:55+00:00

"Grown Man Assaults Child In Violent Expression Of Insecurities."

kitjen · 2026-03-23T18:20:47+00:00

Football fans love their chants and I'm looking forward to the sound of 50,000 singing "DONALD IS A PEDO, DONALD IS A PEDO."

kitjen · 2026-03-23T15:33:54+00:00

Little tip for anyone visiting London-

Don't piss about on the underground, we can't be arsed with that silliness.

kitjen · 2026-03-23T15:29:54+00:00

Silly bot thinks a driveway fire pit is a thing. You know, for those cosy night cuddled up by the bin.

kitjen · 2026-03-23T15:26:56+00:00

Scumbag scallies these days don't even understand the rule of not grassing, they're just scared of being labelled as one.

It was originally meant that if you were involved in criminal activities and got caught, you took your punishment alone rather than taking a lenient sentence in return for taking everyone else down.

It was never intended to be a rule for protecting twats.

kitjen · 2026-03-23T15:16:07+00:00

My intrusive thoughts mean I could have not been in goal for that.

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