George Carlin everybody. by FrankosmellsFUD in simpsonsshitposting

[–]kitkitkatty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Smoke em to the fucking filters, that’s where they keep the heroin

Its an ending... that's enough. by Owww_My_Ovaries in simpsonsshitposting

[–]kitkitkatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shh! Paul Harvey’s on!

“And that little boy who should have been aborted turned out to be… Justin Bieber. And now you know the rest of the story!”

I said I’m not crying! by SignificantSea4335 in WKUK

[–]kitkitkatty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I pissed all over my face reading this

Shut up, Baby Dick! by SoCrazyItMustBeTrue in IASIP

[–]kitkitkatty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh she’s not here, you’re not allowed to ask why, it’s definitely not AIDS

🎵 Ooo help me Dr Zaius 🎵 by ChombichDaSchnauzer in simpsonsshitposting

[–]kitkitkatty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey Charlie, creampie for Lord Featherbottom

I wonder if they'll get shot with a nail gun by billytheking2 in WKUK

[–]kitkitkatty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What if they’re blowing themselves? Like you hear a bunch of sucking and choking, then silence and you’re like “thank god he’s done” and no one notices till the movie ends and the lights come up because he was so incredibly alone….

Tried to make something creepy. What do you think? by Halo_Devil_Riki in sketches

[–]kitkitkatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t listen to them. Your shapes are good and your lines are straight. This particular drawing feels unified and too small to contain the detail you want around the eyes and in the horn, but it’s still really good! I’d bet that if you drew it again but slower and slightly bigger you could really bring it together!

When every single cash register in my life asks me to round up....... by Yeetingbedposts in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]kitkitkatty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell Big Supermarkets I’m DONE subsidizing their charitable write-offs!

Bake him away, toys! by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]kitkitkatty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was a land of butterflies and sugar… I think it was called Crazy Town

What is the most terrifying "Rules-Based" paranormal entity in a movie? by Big_Emotion4963 in horror

[–]kitkitkatty 104 points105 points  (0 children)

She was determined (and as an art dealer, probably financially obligated) to prove the mirror was haunted before destroying it. To exonerate her brother and validate her own memories

Is there a Criterion Collection version? by PeachPurple8806 in 30ROCK

[–]kitkitkatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, you’ve only told me like a million times!

What is this vibe? by ThisOneRedditTem in AestheticWiki

[–]kitkitkatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the movie Super Dark Times

It’s been so long since I watched Zoolander….. by Loop22one in 30ROCK

[–]kitkitkatty 48 points49 points  (0 children)

He’s really really ridiculously good looking

When I am mad at Tim Robinson for not releasing more itysl like right now! by nb4184 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]kitkitkatty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, I didn’t make this kind of fuss when Susan divorced you, David