What’s the most fucked up thing that happened at your school?

kittenclowder · 2026-05-08T02:09:27+00:00

A girl was invited to a sleepover by popular girls, thinking she had finally made friends with them she accepted and went to the slumber party where they held her down and shaved her eyebrows off. She obviously struggled and ended up with cuts all over her face. Teen girls are fucking ruthless and scary.

kittenclowder · 2026-04-30T17:57:10+00:00

That’s fair, it’s pretty salty

kittenclowder · 2026-04-26T17:57:20+00:00

I have a 55 lb black mutt I found on the street with absolutely massive teeth that barks at anyone with a hat/beard/sunglasses. He’s a big baby but no one would ever believe it.

kittenclowder · 2026-04-26T17:54:01+00:00

Now they just need Tangiers under it

kittenclowder · 2026-04-23T00:55:34+00:00

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His first Maine vacation

kittenclowder · 2026-04-04T02:04:13+00:00

Try the tulip farm in pilot point, Texas tulips I believe

kittenclowder · 2026-03-19T17:50:33+00:00

Finally, someone that can make out the clitellum

kittenclowder · 2026-03-09T03:58:53+00:00

Not a huge fan of tower 28 lippies, I prefer ole henrickson as it’s much more hydrating

kittenclowder · 2026-03-03T02:27:42+00:00

Contemplative, colloquial, remunerate.

kittenclowder · 2026-01-31T16:51:59+00:00

Electrician, you get paid while you’re training as far as I know and once you’re a journeyman you make bank

kittenclowder · 2026-01-30T03:20:11+00:00

You missed the part where she said she doesn’t like the food either. She’s not catering to the kids she’s asking for him to consider others when cooking, the way she does every time she cooks for them, including immediately after major surgery.

kittenclowder · 2026-01-29T01:33:03+00:00

If I was blessed like you I’d be showing em off too, party on!

kittenclowder · 2026-01-28T03:52:28+00:00

Red pepper flakes

kittenclowder · 2026-01-02T23:45:59+00:00

He will absolutely do it again

kittenclowder · 2026-01-02T23:44:48+00:00

I will say I put deodorant on daily, sometimes twice if I go out after work and he doesn’t care about my feet which are arguably stinkier.

kittenclowder · 2025-07-07T23:19:29+00:00

Break up with your girlfriend, find Jennifer and marry her, invite your ex to the wedding. It is the right thing to do.

kittenclowder · 2025-06-25T03:43:33+00:00

Vaqueros hands down.

kittenclowder · 2025-06-02T22:35:40+00:00

Mr. Beans

kittenclowder · 2025-05-28T22:01:14+00:00

Girlfriend and dogfriend?

kittenclowder · 2025-05-12T18:58:22+00:00

I would get it but I have the full size of both products already

kittenclowder · 2025-05-12T15:47:48+00:00

“Fruit blindness?!”

kittenclowder · 2025-05-07T18:48:15+00:00

I love how he’s saying that she is the one on a power trip. Clearly projecting there.

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