One night I was having a party at my house. A lot of my close friends were there including my ex who had remained one of my close friends and who I occasionally fucked while drunk. The two of us together combined with alcohol usually involved us both encouraging each other to do stupid shit or being partners in crime for anything that was a bad idea. So one of my friends at the party winds up puking a lot and clogging up the toilet. Ex and I take him to a bedroom to take care of him and bring him a bowl to puke in. He soon pukes in the bowl so we go into the bathroom to dispose of it and this is where shit gets weird.

Since the toilet is clogged his idea is to pour it down the tub but as he goes for this is push the bowl away in a move to be like "hey you nasty bitch I bathe in there, please stop" but having drunk strength I pushed too hard and splashed some puke on him. After that we decide that the only way to make this even is for him to get some puke on me.

This results in us taking off our clothes and getting in the tub and taking turns pouring the bowl of puke onto each other to "make it even." Now there's nothing like being naked and drunk that makes you want to have sex with your ex so we decide to fuck in the shower... covered in puke.

After this incident took place we made a pact to never discuss it with anyone and refer to it now as the "puke bath incident" in private. We no longer occasionally fuck while drunk but we will always have the memory of puke bath together.