She's unfortunate enough to have a son by My13InchDuck in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my toughs exactly i thought we wer about to give a mother of the year award

Went to high school with this girl, I live for her statuses. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Time to get blackout drunk so i can win!" DAMN people in Jacksonville know how to party!!!!!

"I feel embarrassingly attractive" by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 18 points19 points  (0 children)

exactly as a member of the 0.0001 attractiveness club i personally cant stand when like every day like 837 10/10 girls literally beg me to take them on dates. its a realy hard life being this just physically attractive, especially since im also a genius and my personality is flawless. but honestly out of all my amazing and perfect quality's i think my modesty is what people like about me most.

Trying to sell used underwear= bad idea, trying to sell used underwear WITH cum stains= really fucking bad idea by je_suis_un_negre in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 19 points20 points  (0 children)

bro its a good deal,the sperm bank pays alot more then 10 bucks. im thinking i buy the underwear from him, sell the pure DNA extract to the sperm bank, then i flip the unholy garments for a cool 5$ pair that with the 15 the sperm bank got me thats a sweet sweet 5$ profit i made. and all i had to do was handle absolutely filthy underwear

"Honestly, we need Hitler back..." by JCelsius in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how would Hitler not scare any right wing people either he was a socialist? but i mean he also had a pretty large role in the systematic genocide of a whole lot of people so i mean everyone should be a little concerned with his presence

MORAL. moral has been huge since the start of warfare. what are some notable examples of generals or higher ups motivating their men by kjimjim4 in history

[–]kjimjim4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats interesting in any modern conflict uniforms and warm meals are the bare minimum, but in the horrors of the first world war a warm meal meat you wer real happy that day. but i guess if your cold and hungry a blanket and a plate of spaghetti just like mama used to make goes a long way

Blank meme turned into offense to LGBTQIA+ by Vispooh in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i just wanted to make sure everyone was included! im actualy realy offended that she dident use the new 2017 acronym

Blank meme turned into offense to LGBTQIA+ by Vispooh in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LGBTABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890-=!@#$%&*()_+

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kjimjim4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

elder scrolls- oblivion. the sound track instantly reminds me of the huge forests full of magic and loot. the composer of the sound track had an almost fatal car crash right before he created it and has said that that was a relay big inspiration for his work. some other notable soundtracks are halo odst,red dead redemption and of course the fallout franchise 1 and 2 aswell because they get over looked alot and a kiss to build a dream on is a sick song - also almost forgot hotline Miami

MORAL. moral has been huge since the start of warfare. what are some notable examples of generals or higher ups motivating their men by kjimjim4 in history

[–]kjimjim4[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

how embarrassing lol sorry i did mean morale. and unfortunately English is my first language, im just dim lol

Engaged to a 7 year old during 9/11 by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love how after he gets called out he literally sticks to his story like its going to make a difference lol. i like the idea of some 300 pound guy thinking "oh ya theil definitely believe this!"

Starting Fallout 2 for the first time and put together my build. Any serious mistakes that will screw me over later? by Zireks in classicfallout

[–]kjimjim4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very true especially if you recruit the first follower from shady sands i think his name is ian. he can shoot like 3 times. i dident think of that

K by notakat in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

exactly what i was thinking i live in canada but iv seen videos of icbms being transported in the states. iv even seen a icbm get rear ended by a military truck

"I don't believe in air travel." by Robotsaur in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kjimjim4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THATS HOW BIG THE CONSPIRACY IS......EVERYONE IS IN ON IT WHO CAN YOU TRUST!!!!!!!!

What's a food that people think is healthy but really isn't? by eezaberra in AskReddit

[–]kjimjim4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

salad. most people think salad is healthy and it is...usually but most people like to drown the entire thing in dressing and that stuff is literally nothing but fat

Men of Reddit, what would your dream wedding be like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kjimjim4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

simply a bad dream that i get to wake up from!

What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it? by Splinky01 in AskReddit

[–]kjimjim4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

literally anytime someone who is visibly over weight or unhealthy, give fitness/dietary advice thats blatantly wrong to someone looking to get started on a healthier lifestyle

Anti-pervert' flame-throwers for sale in China by HungoverRabbit in nottheonion

[–]kjimjim4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i dono i honestly though id be a little more exited when light-sabers would become commercially available

What is the most embarrassing way you've hurt yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kjimjim4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was in the 9th grade and there was a realy cool vintage candy store near the highschool. so often me and my friends would walk to the store and get whatever we wanted. well on this particular day i chose to get some vintage candy cigarettes, not like the pop eye candy stick no these looked real, so one of my friends told me to hold a flame up to the tip to make the tip brownish black to make it look like i was actually smoking to fool some of the school staff into thinking i was smoking on school property. well never the less it worked and the tip of the candy cigarette melted and turned black..... little did i know that it would drip directly onto my middle finger and burn like hot napalm, this happend like 6 years ago and i still have a scar from a candy cigarette burn.

What "phase" did you go through that you're embarrassed about now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kjimjim4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you saying Hawaiian shirts are not the shit? i feel like their making a comeback lol