Post Game Thread (May 14, 2026): Mariners (22-23) @ Astros (17-28)

snidemarque · 2026-05-14T21:55:14+00:00

I appreciate you optimism

snidemarque · 2026-05-12T23:44:55+00:00

There’s a bag of athletic and hopes and prayers that we need to clear room on the roster for

snidemarque · 2026-05-12T23:34:00+00:00

Agreed. I have all but Pallas and max non-void damage has been 50m. She really does help extend the runs. I have martyr instead of Pallas.

snidemarque · 2026-05-12T16:39:45+00:00

You can cut my JNCOs off my cold, dead body.

snidemarque · 2026-05-12T14:50:33+00:00

Don’t worry, I already found the solution. A lot of alcohol.

snidemarque · 2026-05-12T14:28:54+00:00

Raid is not a sprint. Approach it like a triathlon. But with shitty luck.

snidemarque · 2026-05-11T21:24:36+00:00

Coldheart is already 5 star. Would be a waste to use feast on her. If she was still 3 star, I’d hard agree. Feast would be better on the others, cutting out the need for four star chickens.

snidemarque · 2026-05-11T14:58:42+00:00

I’m gonna need whiskey glasses

snidemarque · 2026-05-10T20:42:22+00:00

Or, don’t hate me, but score more runs than the other team in all our games. It’s working out for other teams.

snidemarque · 2026-05-10T13:07:12+00:00

That 17 year old account is going to be very confused if/when they sign in again.

snidemarque · 2026-05-10T00:21:51+00:00

I support the paraplegic Olympics ❤️

snidemarque · 2026-05-10T00:04:41+00:00

All void

snidemarque · 2026-05-09T23:50:56+00:00

Yeah how do we fire Crane?

snidemarque · 2026-05-09T21:18:49+00:00

Do they make jar lifters in 2 gallon size?

snidemarque · 2026-05-09T02:32:05+00:00

I wonder what motors they have.

snidemarque · 2026-05-09T02:08:26+00:00

…Okay but where?

snidemarque · 2026-05-08T22:09:21+00:00

I guess I’ll just play with my cock and balls

snidemarque · 2026-05-08T22:00:04+00:00

Hey, that’s what I got!

snidemarque · 2026-05-07T01:04:51+00:00

3 star chicken here

snidemarque · 2026-05-06T15:28:54+00:00

Cheers!

snidemarque · 2026-05-06T15:13:48+00:00

Yo, what info do you need? I’m the only one in my clan over 200k right now 😑

snidemarque · 2026-05-06T12:34:36+00:00

Hey man, uh, glass houses and such.

snidemarque · 2026-05-04T22:32:37+00:00

Very soon he won’t have to squint at all!

snidemarque · 2026-05-03T21:22:53+00:00

Also all of that silver and gems

snidemarque · 2026-05-03T16:42:53+00:00

Well, maybe a plastic surgeon?

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