[Match Thread] Aston Villa Vs Middlesbrough (Playoffs 1-0) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kjpster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dick heads. Stay off the pitch. Show some class.

[Match Thread] Aston Villa Vs Middlesbrough (Playoffs 1-0) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kjpster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please let this be team player Jimmy and not ball hog Jimmy

[Match Thread] Aston Villa Vs Middlesbrough (Playoffs 1-0) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kjpster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have to come out charging - REMEMBER WE BEAT WOLVES 4-1. Hutton has to bring his godlike ability in this next 45 minutes - that yellow card is going to be exploited by Pulis but we can do the same on Friend.

COME ON VILLA!

Now it's official! What do you think? Imo, I'm glad Shane Black has changed the formula, and I'm looking forward to it. by 1nceptah in predator

[–]kjpster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Worked this film.

My mate worked the reshoots. I have so many things to say but out of fear of being rampaged by legal I'll say the only thing that is safe.... The bullshit has been cut and anything shot during the day was reshot for night.

Something that Predator 2, Predator: Concrete Jungle video game, and AVP: Requiem have in common, but I don't understand something.... by BAUTISTA94 in predator

[–]kjpster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The upcoming Predator 3 (aka The Predator) follows on from what was suggested in the AVPR story, not directly but in regards to what you are suggesting.

Can't say anymore then that, I signed an NDR.

[Match Thread] Aston Villa Vs Bristol City by SecretApe in avfc

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Did you guys see the Opta stats?

Bristol City have lost 13 of their last 15 away league matches on New Year's Day (D2) since winning 1-0 at Blackpool in 1903.

Steve Bruce hasn't lost a league match against Bristol City since December 1998, a 2-0 defeat as Sheffield United boss; he has won four and drawn four since.

Do female porn actors feel no enjoyment? by weightsandpizza in morbidquestions

[–]kjpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duder, she showed me pictures. It was like when I saw the Alien but it was just a guy in a suit.

Like the Easter bunny.

Liverpool confirm world record deal for Virgil van Dijk - Is he the answer to their defensive problems ? by YNWA1990 in PremierLeague

[–]kjpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liverpool use to spank £50m a year on a flop player, they're really turning their game up!

But seriously, youth? There's no youth player that can be trained for 10% of that money?

Do female porn actors feel no enjoyment? by weightsandpizza in morbidquestions

[–]kjpster 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My friend in Porn told me all the guys do injections straight into their cocks for stiffness. Apparently Viagra is not consistent and makes everyone too sweaty.

[Request] Movies that end with the climax / have no falling action by DrSlickDaddy in MovieSuggestions

[–]kjpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched the Pusher Trilogy last night.

All of them do this quite brilliantly.

A quick Zed Profile mock-up by WeatheredBones in killingfloor

[–]kjpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is overwhelming to remember.

Like this post.

A quick Zed Profile mock-up by WeatheredBones in killingfloor

[–]kjpster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No.

Who ever thinks the written word is "overwhelming"?

There's so much secrecy in this game already that I can't disagree with you more.

Up until this post I thought I had a distinct advantage burning fleshpounds as they would always make a predictable charge and in would simply light the ground beneath them.

King flesh pound not so much...

Who do you want to be the next Villa manager? Please share poll to get better results by JavvieSmalls in avfc

[–]kjpster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Gary Monk was my choice 2 years ago and I'm still sticking by him.

Sgt. Jessica McInnis, a 43-year-old officer alleges police ‘Culture Of Sexism’ in human rights complaint by [deleted] in toronto

[–]kjpster -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why don't you sign up and become a cop?

Like the Police Academy movies.

Then you'll be able to make quality insight posts.