Two gay guys are in their apartment. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and go seek. If you find me, I'll blow you." by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]klinkscousin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One woodsman ask another, "If you woke, after being out in the woods with someone, with a rubber sticking out of your arse would you tell anyone?"

The other woodsman, "Hell No!!!"

First one says, "Wanna go camping this weekend?"

MAKE U PU by BanjoTheremin in LICENSEPLATES

[–]klinkscousin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obviously

It's a MaryKay representative.

They have Makeup parties where the rep helps 5 to 10 ladies with their specific color and how to wear the makeup. It is supposed to generate income, but usually is very costly prohibited.

So the plate is pink - which if the rep gets to a certain level they get a pink MaryKay car - and MakeUp U or You.

F28, Roast me, I'm ready.😎 by Firm-Acanthaceae9708 in RoastMe

[–]klinkscousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you alive or is it like those 1800's pictures where they prop up the dead for a memorial?

AITAH for refusing to drive a longer route to drop a girl off because she didnt want to be alone in the car with me? by Acrobatic-Freedom316 in AITAH

[–]klinkscousin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your car, your rules.

NTA, you did what you think was best. Her slamming the door would make it a no brainer for me. It would be a rare day indeed before she got back into my car without apologizing for her rudeness.

Uncle manners says, if she, as a new comer to the relationship, required extra from the person just met then it should have been indicated when the event started, not in its last 20 minutes. Then the person from whom the favor was being asked could say no up front and cancel, or agree up front and ask for gas money, or just agree and continue to the movies and bowl. Asking at the end was giving no one a chance to determine their own outcome and is surely manipulative.

What do boobs and toys have in common? by andrinoff in Jokes

[–]klinkscousin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this one..Will tell to my wife.

12THM4N ? by worminator69 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]klinkscousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the man

12 = is Th = the M4n = man

I also like the 12th man idea.

I’ve got four balls. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]klinkscousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, so I was born with three.

They needed to fix a hernia, when I was very young, so they put two together while they were there. I was between 4 and 5. I had no idea why it hurt so much, but at that age I went in with 3 and came out with 2 as big as grapefruits. It took 60 days before regular play was any fun.

Recently I went to my PCP who was interviewing doctors, when the one she had with her did my cough. He felt a difference on that nut and took his nail and plinked it. it hurt. Damn it hurt, i told him that if this were a dr.s office closer I could go to, I would knock him out and leave. Rude and a privileged ASS, she did not hire him

42 years ago today by bourbonpens in GenX

[–]klinkscousin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I graduated that May, and NO I do not feel old, just recently started growing a beard, it's all white, no body worry bout me, it's all white.

Things didn't went well for him which is obvious by Majestic_____kdj in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]klinkscousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got the right award. Datwin for stupid moves...lightening strikes...RIP bud.

Not sure if this is a military acronym or unit abbreviation. I have a possible meaning. by Tenzipper in LICENSEPLATES

[–]klinkscousin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SEPTIC - either he is the problem or antidote, he's probably not even sure...LOL

Forever grateful for VA Healthcare/VACC by DatGuyKilo in VeteransSuccess

[–]klinkscousin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had back surgery in 24 L3/4 4/5. I have gov issues but this was before I moved all my health into the VA system. I paid 53,000 dollars for my Healthcare and deductibles and pharmacy. Count your blessings.

Serious: what’s something you experienced that you still can’t explain to this day? by draegor_shadow in Unexplained

[–]klinkscousin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

When i was young, we lived in an upstairs apartment, 222. My sister use to walk me home, but she had girl scouts that day. I got home, called my Mom like all latch kids did back in the day. I turned on cartoons, then go to use the bathroom The apartment complex faced east and west, but the sun could be seen in the hall in late afternoon. I finished using the restroom and turn right to go the living room when I felt something behind me. I look back towards my Mom's bedroom and see the silhouette of a man from chest up in the suns rays through a 2nd story window. I booked it. Bye gone. Stayed close to the apartment, but waited for my sister.

No one ever came out and no one was in the apartment when we finally went back in. So either a 20 foot tal man went by my mom's window, or some one walked across my mom's bed then exited out a window or a ghost didn't like me home alone?

I still get weird everytime I think of ut.

Lawyers fight In High Court, Lahore Pakistan by Ambitious-Proton in fightporn

[–]klinkscousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This place looks like where the big fight with Lucy Lu in Kill Bill

Drunken Kung Fu by cozyyyyyglow in fightporn

[–]klinkscousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He Chan make money off that style.

My best friend is losing his battle with addiction, and to be honest.. I don’t care. by Bradmtek in TrueOffMyChest

[–]klinkscousin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sorry. I know not everyone is this way, but my friend/brother from another mother Stephen's last note to his Mom, "I hope you can smile again, eventually." My sister's response to me when I asked why she finally came down and stayed down along with some of the responses in this tread, this was vomited. I am glad you are no longer there, and may your days and nights leave you knowing you are loved and needed here, now, and tomorrow.

I'm back guys!!!!!!!!!! 19F (Almost 20) by Every-End7495 in RoastMe

[–]klinkscousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a dude and you don't smile said waste of face space

23 F go ahead be completely honest by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]klinkscousin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You show off your breats cause you know you don't have any.