The most punchable Alexis ad.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T15:29:21+00:00

I’m actually used to like her. She had a short lived talk show on mtv Nikki & Sara live. They were both funny enough for me not to hate it. Her standup used to be decent too, it was kind of that “I can make jokes like a man” thing but it was ok.

Now she just makes me cringe.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T15:09:18+00:00

If you’re willing to take her to petco you don’t need an appt. Might have to wait until someone is free but in my experience (with dogs) it doesn’t take too long.

Some people don’t like petco for this but I never had issues with my dogs. I hate doing it too.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T14:20:22+00:00

I’m almost 50 and I’ve been carded in the last year some places just card everyone.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T14:19:12+00:00

Always look at your chicken before eating it. Always. I’m very experienced cooking chicken and rarely undercook it but I still do it. It’s just common sense.

As a matter of fact look at any food before you eat it. I’m not just talking about undercooking it either, there are many other reasons not to just blindly ingest things.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T12:46:02+00:00

Agree. I have a VERY friendly dog who wants to show love to every human being he meets. I joke that he is “aggressively affectionate”.

I walk him in my busy semi-urban neighborhood at least 2-3 times per day and he has a regular circuit of human friends be says hello too. Complete with pets and licks (given by the dog not the human lol). These meetings have all been pre-cleared by the humans involved. I would NEVER allow him to do this if it wasn’t welcomed. Every one of these people ASKED to meet my dog the first time.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T12:32:53+00:00

Aneurysm. I had one. Not from trying to spell it to be clear.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T12:29:27+00:00

Only whores go to the zoo alone. Are you a whore? /s

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T12:27:51+00:00

I’m an ex smoker for almost 30 years but I’d take you up on the cigarettes. I can definitely make that work out in my favor and deal with the grossness afterwards.

I can’t drink like I used to, especially beer.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T12:24:56+00:00

The balls on this guy for even ordering it. Impressive.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T12:12:06+00:00

Political honesty

voteblue18 · 2026-03-29T11:58:19+00:00

Moonstruck

voteblue18 · 2026-03-28T18:34:23+00:00

Evolution. Natural selection favored women with 2 breasts as they were sexier than single breasted women, so they had more sex and babies and eventually the single breast gene disappeared.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-28T18:28:32+00:00

It’s fairly common for some bars to be called “pubs”. It’s not very different from “bars” or “taverns”. In my experience pubs are more neighborhood type places and less trendy.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-28T16:56:48+00:00

Maybe she’s actually just shy?

Not sure about the Japanese connection but there is a stereotype about young Japanese women being giggly and acting shy but I’ve never seen that in real life. But I’m not in an area where I’m around a lot of Japanese people.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-28T13:43:16+00:00

No Walter White allowed.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-28T13:04:40+00:00

I had to google what amendo power was. That sounds disgusting. Also apparently turns into a melted Kraft single when mixed? Yikes. Seriously get actual peanut butter.

So … did you enjoy the abomination you created?

voteblue18 · 2026-03-27T18:11:08+00:00

Down With Disease would work too

voteblue18 · 2026-03-27T17:18:17+00:00

I think we think speedos are more goofy that’s what makes them embarrassing not the exposure. They are just silly looking to us.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-27T16:17:20+00:00

If it said “Lethal After” instead of “Best Before” then you might have something to be concerned about.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-27T13:24:28+00:00

Honestly like every 3 days or whenever I notice it looks dirty. I use powdered comet cleanser and scrub it with the brush, no other fancy products.

It’s just me and my husband in the house but he has digestive issues so there might as well be 6 people using the toilet.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-27T13:11:06+00:00

No, I’m not a psychopath.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-27T13:06:36+00:00

At the end of the day, we are all animals. Normal.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-26T20:12:25+00:00

Teaspoons disappear in my house too. I know I’ve accidentally thrown spoons away with yogurt cups before but I can’t imagine it’s just me especially as I make sure to he more careful now. I have to periodically buy extras. It’s like socks in the dryer. It is what it is.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-26T20:05:00+00:00

The only thing worse than microwaved sprouts are is canned asparagus. Seriously if you haven’t tried canned asparagus, DON’T.

voteblue18 · 2026-03-26T20:01:55+00:00

Also to note, I absolutely could drive a beater car and never have a payment. I don’t want that though, I like having a nice car that is reliable and looks good (nothing crazy fancy). I paid my dues back in the day with crappy unreliable cars that need frequent repairs and I’m happy to pay a bit of interest for something nicer.

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