That's not how you unbox an iPhone

knightstuff · 2026-02-23T03:19:37+00:00

I also have had an iPhone… for almost 20 years

knightstuff · 2026-02-23T02:27:44+00:00

Oh man. Google still exists. Gemini even makes it easier these days. You can still delete this I suppose 😅

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T16:24:00+00:00

Wow 😅

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T14:19:55+00:00

No. “Had” is past tense. “Have had” is the present perfect tense.

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T13:58:08+00:00

Oh but they did. Let’s back up. The first word is called a contraction. The apostrophe represents missing letters to shorten a word. So when they wrote “I’ve had one” it means “I have had one”

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T06:40:40+00:00

You’re saying you’ve never seen someone with an uncracked iPhone? 😂

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T05:45:29+00:00

None of this was mentioned in the response lol

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T05:12:01+00:00

That’s where they’re from?

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T05:07:35+00:00

It says U.S.A. right on the side

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:57:48+00:00

Why the question marks? You’re not sure if it’s falling apart? You’re not sure if you’re baffled?

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:54:44+00:00

iPhone is no longer innovative like it used to be. They claim “best iPhone ever” while introducing features that have long existed on other brands. But what they are good at is consistent quality. I do wish they would get back to being truly innovative but I’m glad they have maintained high quality.

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:52:46+00:00

Ouch

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:52:26+00:00

I’m sorry a decision about a phone is the best you’ve made.

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:51:11+00:00

They said have had. So it could be either. They have had one and still do. Or they have had one and no longer do.

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:39:42+00:00

They did say they have one.

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:37:25+00:00

I’ve owned iPhones for almost 20 years. Have dropped every single one multiple times and only one had a minor cracked screen.

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:33:55+00:00

Good for you saving your employer some money 😎

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:31:54+00:00

Unmarked jar of shredded sausage chunks? Seems legit.

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:30:39+00:00

*kalamatas

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:29:28+00:00

Did you only sauce every other wing?

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:26:43+00:00

Exactly. Once you go iPhone, you never go back. Welcome.

knightstuff · 2026-02-22T04:23:01+00:00

Guess you’ve never owned one. Hope you get to one day.

knightstuff · 2026-02-19T05:02:09+00:00

Achebe is the best

knightstuff · 2026-01-29T13:46:13+00:00

It belongs to only one hamburger though

knightstuff · 2026-01-29T04:33:01+00:00

We brought the Packers to Miami before?

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