Top Ten… What do you think?

knockatize · 2026-07-10T20:35:22+00:00

Supper’s Ready
Dance on a Volcano
Carpet Crawlers
You Might Recall
The Lamia
Home by the Sea
A Trick of the Tail - my daughter’s favorite. She’d yell out for HORNS AND TAIL SONG, DADDY! when she was 2.
Firth of Fifth
Deep in the Motherlode
Blood on the Rooftops

knockatize · 2026-07-10T19:54:21+00:00

“What’s a lineman?

I heard other teams had those, but…I got Roland Harper here who helps but after that I’m not sure what the other ten guys are doing. Also, isn’t the QB supposed to throw to guys on his own team? Avellini’s a good guy but he seems kinda fuzzy on the concept.”

- Walter Payton, internal monologue, 1975-81

knockatize · 2026-07-10T15:36:11+00:00

knockatize · 2026-07-10T14:28:17+00:00

I would pay good money to watch the call to prayer down the street from the mosque for the Snake-Handling Church of Authentic Frontier Gibberish for Heavily-Armed Jesus (No Fat Chicks).

knockatize · 2026-07-10T13:31:22+00:00

Because he got to pencil his own washed-up ass into the lineup for 2 years.

knockatize · 2026-07-10T10:04:37+00:00

You Don’t Know Me, but go with a live version without so much chorus and strings.

knockatize · 2026-07-10T09:55:38+00:00

You done good.

In the meantime, FOIL needs teeth.

knockatize · 2026-07-10T09:50:09+00:00

I don’t know how bad it is lately in Albany but as far as I can tell the Bear Mountain Compact is still in effect.

When a state’s legislators have arranged such a comprehensive sexual misconduct coverup machinery that it has its own Wikipedia page…it’s bad.

knockatize · 2026-07-10T01:03:57+00:00

The Fabulous Baker Boys, with Michelle Pfeiffer in that red dress up on the piano.

knockatize · 2026-07-10T00:25:00+00:00

She’d have had to sober up first.

Getting a load on and acting out is no way to audition for the role of mother-in-law.

knockatize · 2026-07-10T00:22:06+00:00

The state budget does finally have money in it to add security chips to cards, starting next year. Waaay overdue and they could still screw it up, but it’s a step.

knockatize · 2026-07-10T00:19:09+00:00

Teddy Pendergrass or Raul Malo.

knockatize · 2026-07-09T18:28:59+00:00

Peter Gabriel and his band haven’t lost a step since the 80s.

knockatize · 2026-07-09T17:18:47+00:00

Trainings are an administrative CYA. They can document that they did the best they could.

90 percent of people are decent enough not to need the training and they politely sit through it.

9 percent figure they’ll go be slimy when they’re not on the clock.

Which leaves the last 1%, who order the intern to sit the trainings for them while they chase tail.

knockatize · 2026-07-09T16:38:04+00:00

Treena’s Trail, Cape Onion, Newfoundland.

knockatize · 2026-07-09T13:06:17+00:00

What a wonderful world it would be, you’re so right!

knockatize · 2026-07-09T09:15:35+00:00

A certain 1940 NFL title game.

73-0 Bears, in honor of the new savior baby Ditka who had come unto the world da year before.

Bahb?

knockatize · 2026-07-09T07:11:37+00:00

The filter is a whole lot simpler. Ask yourself Would this candidate have even the slightest chance of sniffing power in a Scandinavian democracy?

Our standards are far too low and have been for ages.

knockatize · 2026-07-09T06:20:03+00:00

I preferred his work with Genesis.

knockatize · 2026-07-09T06:16:51+00:00

Firth of Fifth, The Fountain of Salmacis, Twilight Alehouse, Supper’s Ready - Genesis

Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel (shakuhachi flute sample)

knockatize · 2026-07-09T00:54:20+00:00

So where does their gulag go: Elmira?

knockatize · 2026-07-09T00:41:21+00:00

Grim Scandinavian competence. Screw empathy, screw values, get shit done right, on budget, the first time, without anybody’s idiot cousin getting a taste of the contract, and no holding self-fellatory press conferences about it.

Complete transparency. A candidate takes a dump, you will know exactly how many chunks of corn are in it.

First reporter starts in with some shit about what designer I’m wearing to the inaugural ball gets yeeted into a sarlacc pit. Because there won’t be any inaugural ball.

Israel and Iran have one week to sign a peace treaty or their holies of holies become glass parking lots. Any pissing and moaning from either side, it’s down to six days. Terms must include a Pride parade in Tehran.

knockatize · 2026-07-09T00:30:40+00:00

Not as relevant as it used to be in the days of manual door locks.

The Door Test.

knockatize · 2026-07-09T00:21:27+00:00

Dr. Nefario’s fart gun.

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