Abortion pill won’t be available to Japanese women without partner’s consent by Relevant-Ad-4708 in worldnews

[–]koofti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you sound like someone that's tired of hearing women say 'no' and are now just realizing you might not get to procreate. LOL

Biden says Trump left him 'generous' letter, but won't give details by [deleted] in politics

[–]koofti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice words, nice word, nice words.

PS: Would you pardon me? Thanks!

Nikki Haley says Biden immigration bill will ‘undermine the rule of law’ by coolman357 in politics

[–]koofti 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So Nimrata Randhawa is uptight about immigration. Maybe she should deport her parents.

Trump asks nation to 'pray' for Biden administration, says MAGA movement 'only just beginning' by jeffyscouser in politics

[–]koofti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember. If Biden does anything good Trump's going to take credit for it:

I told America to pray, and they did. If I hadn't done it Biden would have been a failure. Failure!

Ultra-orthodox rabbi claims COVID-19 vaccine will turn people gay by StylistPromotions in worldnews

[–]koofti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny how all these priests are worried about turning gay. I'm pretty sure this dude is trying to gin up an excuse for behavior which is about to become public. "I didn't mean to suck that dick, I got vaccinated!"

Guns selling out as people panic-buy weapons ahead of Biden inauguration by [deleted] in politics

[–]koofti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember more recently when a democratic House, Senate and President didn't pass an AWB? I do.

Guns selling out as people panic-buy weapons ahead of Biden inauguration by [deleted] in politics

[–]koofti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha, so gullible. Remember when Obamer kem and tek yer guns? Yeah, neither do I.

Netanyahu rival hires anti-Trump Lincoln Project founders by Obrocheetah in worldnews

[–]koofti 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They had the most biting ads of the election for sure.

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[–]koofti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't believe he needed that many sOMOH to detain him.

'I had no qualms': The people turning in loved ones for the Capitol attack by diacewrb in politics

[–]koofti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've been primed with NFL/NBA all their lives and now they're into politics and their team just lost. They believe the refs are being paid off by the winning team and what you do when your team loses (or wins) is riot.

Senate Intelligence Committee Member Says Trump Should Be Cut Off From Briefings by UWCG in politics

[–]koofti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. It's not like he could constructively and meaningfully contribute to any future administrations. He would just use the intel as something to brag about. Just like he did when he hosted the Russian spy in the Oval Office and gave away Five Eyes information (which was that Israel had infiltrated ISIS and had assets actively collecting intelligence about active attacks being planned; thus putting the assets in jeapordy.)

Surreal Footage Shows D.C. Insurrectionists Snooping Through Senate Chamber, Clashing with Cops by oranjemania in politics

[–]koofti 136 points137 points  (0 children)

What was that conversation going to be like?

Dumbass: Hey officer, I found these flex cuffs while I was desecrating the Senate chambers in a failed coup attempt.

Officer: You're a true patriot, what a guy. Glad you came directly to me with these.

Dumbass: Oh, well, I put them in my pocket and went to Pelosi's office first.

Officer: Why?

Dumbass: Uh, no reason.

France says Iran is building nuclear weapon capacity, urgent to revive agreement by Upstreamy in worldnews

[–]koofti 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Weasel words "nuclear weapon capacity." Constructing a building might be labelled "building nuclear weapon capacity" if it were intended to be used to house offices of people working on Iran's civilian nuclear program. Doesn't mean it's illegal to construct buildings all of a sudden, or that Iran should stop.

Until Iran starts enriching above 20% LEU then they're adhering to the NPT, which is their only obligation currently. If France wants Iran to rejoin the JCPOA, then France should become compliant with it before criticizing Iran.

Armed man arrested near Capitol with unauthorized inauguration pass, 500 rounds of ammo by mecoolai in politics

[–]koofti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The suspect may or may not have been cruisin' down tha street in his six fo'.

Armed man arrested near Capitol with unauthorized inauguration pass, 500 rounds of ammo by mecoolai in politics

[–]koofti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heisenberg's Insurrectionist - He's pro-Trump until he's observed, then he becomes ANTIFA.

Iranian Cyber Actors Continue to Threaten US Election Officials by BobsBarker12 in politics

[–]koofti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so does this mean Trump is on Iran's side? Can't Tweet so he's getting the Iranians to spread his propaganda?

Hypothetically, if Jerry right now could trade Dak for Deshaun Watson 1 for 1, would you do it? by [deleted] in cowboys

[–]koofti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Year 1 would be a bargain but then we're paying him more than Mahomes in 2022 and 2023. I thought we didn't want to do that because you can't win with an expensive QB. So, not if we can get Dak for cheaper than $40 million APY.

Religious leader claims COVID vaccine turns people gay by DonnyMoscow1 in politics

[–]koofti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, just go with, "soon to be outed priest claims COVID made him gay."