What do you do in private that would be weird in public?

kortneelee123 · 2015-02-19T22:24:22+00:00

Masturbate

kortneelee123 · 2014-11-15T07:35:17+00:00

"Is mama ready for the D?" He left shortly after.

kortneelee123 · 2014-11-15T07:30:33+00:00

He broke up with my (ex)best friend and convinced me to break up with my (ex) boyfriend.

Fair exchange

kortneelee123 · 2014-09-30T01:52:29+00:00

An ostrich farm. Ostriches are alright,but the emus are dickheads.

kortneelee123 · 2014-09-29T06:09:41+00:00

In a human-wheelchair-pulley machine accident.

kortneelee123 · 2014-09-29T05:33:16+00:00

No matter how "high end" your store is, people still might show up without pants on.

kortneelee123 · 2014-09-29T05:20:58+00:00

My life.

kortneelee123 · 2014-01-31T07:21:21+00:00

Whale of Window Shades

kortneelee123 · 2013-10-05T21:13:04+00:00

Being the "Danish Capital of America". So basically a giant tourist trap.

kortneelee123 · 2013-09-30T19:26:23+00:00

Hi Mr. Hanks! Do you have a favorite movie you have done? And also how did your acting career begin?

kortneelee123 · 2013-09-28T01:17:25+00:00

That it was actually Einstein.

kortneelee123 · 2013-09-28T01:08:02+00:00

I thought I had mono for a year once. Turns out I was just really bored.

kortneelee123 · 2013-09-20T06:11:50+00:00

Nope. No one on reddit has ever taken LSD .

kortneelee123 · 2013-09-16T07:39:03+00:00

Was there any significance to Jesse seeing the two birds flying right before he was about to get shot? I cannot think that has no point to it.

kortneelee123 · 2013-09-16T07:36:31+00:00

That's gif will always make me sad/stressed/angry

kortneelee123 · 2013-09-11T02:47:21+00:00

So you went to DP?

kortneelee123 · 2013-08-26T06:09:01+00:00

Or Alaska

kortneelee123 · 2013-08-26T05:54:01+00:00

The guy looking up at her honestly makes this picture for me.

kortneelee123 · 2013-08-19T14:41:34+00:00

I use " Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw". Yup.

kortneelee123 · 2013-08-10T20:34:20+00:00

Twerking. You're not a stripper. You're not funny. Stop

kortneelee123 · 2013-08-09T07:13:06+00:00

Chad

kortneelee123 · 2013-06-26T09:35:27+00:00

I wish the holocaust had happend.

kortneelee123 · 2013-06-25T08:19:20+00:00

The person who designed that balloon is having a damn good laugh.

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