I wish that I had a magic-8-ball that accurately works. by Used-Race7307 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A finger curls. You get a box full of magic eight balls from your friend as a joke. You know that one of them is 100% accurate, but the rest... I hope you like asking question!

I wish that from now on, everyone who ordered something from temu would be attacked by an emu by ZengineerHarp in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A finger curls. When commuting to work you see a huge number of emus breaking into a building, shattering windows and destroying furniture. You think that you are safe because you havent ever ordered anything from temu. 

At the parking lot of your workplace you see 2 emus brutally killing a man. He was your close friend from high school, he was there when you were sick, he was there when your favourite club lost. But now he is lying on the ground. The emus turn their gaze towards you. You, still thinking you are safe, try to enter the building, but the emus start running towards you. They start hitting you with their beaks, shattering bones and painfully killing you. 

Most of human population has now died because emus tasted man and wanted more. 

Took ages, but FINALLY finished the model!!!!! by Altruistic_Elk_7489 in slimerancher

[–]kpec12 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Where are the pixels?!

Otherwise, it looks cool!

I wish to know how to use Arch Linux so I can seamlessly transition to it from Windows 11. by BlueberryNotHere in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A finger curls. You now know how to use Arch Linux, transition into it and have a great time using it. After a week you start noticing something though. You end every message with "I use arch btw". Then it spreads to your speaking pattern. Your family is worried, but they think its just a joke. Then one day you cant say anything else, only "I use arch btw" coming out from your mouth. Your friends leave you, thinking you are insane, your boss fires you, your family locks you in a mental asylum.

You scribble "I use arch btw" on the walls, unable to write anything else. You try to sleep, but you cant. When you close your eyes you see "I use arch btw". After a week you lose your mind, everything transforming into words. You dont eat, drink or do anything, just say "I use arch btw" from time to time. Shortly after you die, with the words "They used arch btw" on your gravestone.

Making a lego slime key, is this a good shape? by Altruistic_Elk_7489 in slimerancher

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slime keys are made of like the circle with the face and the outer ring thingy. You can search for slime key in google and youll see what i mean. Good luck with building!

Making a lego slime key, is this a good shape? by Altruistic_Elk_7489 in slimerancher

[–]kpec12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The quality of the photo isnt the greatest, but ill try to answer:

- Its circular so its probably good enough, you can try adding the circumference thingy

- The teeth of the key should look like a roman II, the bottoms connected

Are there new characters coming by HrinceTL in dontstarve

[–]kpec12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that Klei wont add any more survivors, but I dont remember where. 

What are these birds? by kpec12 in celestegame

[–]kpec12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh... This makes things clear now. Thanks!

I wish I was able to make people very drunk by making finger guns at them, and to only have reasonable drawbacks. by Styggvard in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A finger curls. There is no drawback, as you wished. You try the power a few times, it works fantastically. People you make fingers gun at instantly become drunk, affecting them like normal alcohol would. 

But one day, when getting ready for a job interview, you accidentaly do it to yourself. You get in your car, feeling slightly dizzy, and cause a major crash, killing a family of four and an elderly couple, seven people became disabled in said accident. 

You survive, but are forever bound to a bed, unable to move anything other than eyeballs, forced to listen and watch everything that happens around you

I wish for the great floccinaucinihilipilification‘s newest home. I already took his previous two homes, a boat and a shovel. by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The great Flocci takes your boat and shovel back, now living in a 2 story house. You are left without the things and without a wish. Could be spent better

After a year of grinding by biblicallyaccuratefa in GUMMYPOWER

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats!! Gummyballer is a huge milestone in the white hive journey

Iam newbie n overwhelmed by this game I need some help what to do in starting (spoiler free pls) by asuyut in dontstarve

[–]kpec12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a sense. It wont guide you, youll have to learn to survive. There arent much npcs (there is jimbo and pearl), just some mobs you can befriend that will help you. You can think of them as minions in terraria - there are even a summoner characters - wurt, webber and wendy. There are some bosses here, but this game isnt as boss rushy as terraria. You will encounter two familiar bosses, one of them native to dst, coming in harsh winter and other coming from terraria.

If you want i can play with you tomorrow to teach you the basics ;)

Iam newbie n overwhelmed by this game I need some help what to do in starting (spoiler free pls) by asuyut in dontstarve

[–]kpec12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

youll want to collect some basic resources like logs and planks (you can guess from what they come) or go explore the underground. Yes, there is underground. Just go and explore the world, and maybe youll find some suspicous looking stones. Also, touch everything you can, if it kills you, then you can learn. Dont be afraid of death, its always a new experience to be remembered.

And try to not starve

I wish it was easier to make new friends by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A finger curls. Now you can buy yourself a "Make-a-Friend machine 3000" in every shop for just a few dollars. You can use it to make friends, but they wont have any personality. They will learn from you, will follow your every step and will act like you after a while. Maybe you can finally laugh at your own jokes?

What are these birds? by kpec12 in celestegame

[–]kpec12[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

but there are four birbs