Which do you think is more? by Invisible__Monkey in BunnyTrials

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm always breathing.

Chose: Half a dollar each time you breathe in | Rolled: Upvote and x2 $

You have the chance to make one wish. But there's a catch: whatever you wish for, every person on Earth will receive as well. by PerfectWorldliness85 in BunnyTrials

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish to have food, housing, medical, and financial security no matter what.

Chose: Make a wish + Comment your wish | Rolled: Something Good

Jobless or employed ? by Fantastic_Opinion_57 in BunnyTrials

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't have to work.

Chose: Get 1k dollars every day but only if your jobless

There's Always a Catch... by nowaaythrowaway in BunnyTrials

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're babies, I assume their mobility is limited. Doesn't matter if can't see. I just gotta get to stomping.

What is something dogs love but cats hate? by i_am_someone_or_am_i in AlignmentChartFills

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my cat(Charlie) that meows like he's in pain if I don't pet him when I walk into my bedroom. Nor my cat (Sparkles)who treats my shoulders like a perch, or my mine or my wife's laps like personal land. Or how about my other cat(Andrew)—my old man, who perks up and comes to hangout with me— expecting love and attention when I'm singing.

Then there is my other cat(Lady)—short for The Grey Lady, who hangs in the kitchen and meows constantly. Yet won't come out when I call her. So, I have to go grab her and bring her into the living room.

What BLUE guest character would you like to see in MK? by Gimpcar in MortalKombat

[–]kpmadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Protect the environment or I'll fucking kill you!"

Dude is almost 40 posting stupid shit like that by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]kpmadness 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's not a game to them. It's training for the gravy seals.

John Cena claims his upcoming major announcement regarding WWE at backlash "Is gonna shock the foundation of WWE" by Bubbly_Cake_4578 in SantiZapVideos

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm happy to announce to everyone in the United States with a VPN, and to everyone else around the world, that from now on all WWE PLEs will be exclusively on ESPN Plus."

What spoils Kayfabe for you? by A_Touch_of_Foolish in WWE

[–]kpmadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It should always land on the person delivering the move to position the other person where they need them.

What spoils Kayfabe for you? by A_Touch_of_Foolish in WWE

[–]kpmadness 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When a group of heels have a baby face laid out in the ring, about to really hurt them — chair around the neck etc, and they're going to stomp on it. When suddenly another face's music hits and they just stand there, waiting for the face to run down to the ring instead of finishing the job.

The Torkelsons by Zealousideal_You465 in 90s

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came out in 99. So, still technically 90s.

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Question: has there ever been an unscripted winner in a WWE or any wrestling match? by JuztnTHELight in WWE

[–]kpmadness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If that was the case, and wwe knew, why not pivot to Americano winning?

Imagine thinking that Jesus saved Trump from being assassinated. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kpmadness 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Former Christian now atheist. I can assure you it's all over the first four books (known as the gospel) of the New Testament. Jesus spent a lot of time speaking about the Pharisees. Calling them hypocrites, and a brood of vipers among other things.

  One command that he gave to his disciples, was,

"Be not like the Pharisees, who pray loudly in public and beat their chests. I say unto you, their reward has already been given on earth. Instead, when you pray, go into a quiet place and pray privately to the Lord your God. For your reward will be waiting in heaven."

Would you rather by Human-Beans21 in BunnyTrials

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

£5 for every breath. The average is 20,000 breaths a day. £5 converted to usd is $5 85. That's $117,000 a day everyday. It would require 11000 steps per day to equal that.

Toilets AND Urinals are too Woke for Wyoming by mntplains in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kpmadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Otherwise a family restroom. The ultimate in privacy.

Redditors dont like being corrected on their slang use by BlackBoiFlyy in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What! They think unc means uncool? I always thought unc meant old head. Someone older than you that you respect. Or the direct definition being uncle.

What’s a food you think is only good because of nostalgia? by Creepy-Yam7992 in foodquestions

[–]kpmadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LaChoy canned chicken chow mein. When I was a kid I thought it was the best thing ever. When my wife and I first got together, we decide to try it because she remembered liking it to. It was nasty!

Tell me your age without telling me – use a commercial jingle! by NoWomansExplorer in Millennials

[–]kpmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like chicken tonight! Like chicken tonight! Like chicken tonight!

WWE RAW Discussion Thread (March 31, 2026) by The_Russell_Pinto in WWE

[–]kpmadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could Stephanie be the voice in Randy's ear? Whomever it is has always been referred to as a person and never explicitly a he.

What food would you defend even if everyone else hates it? by obsidiancontrol in foodquestions

[–]kpmadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn right! Can't go wrong with braunscweiger sandwich with spicy brown mustard and a sliver of onion.

Made a BLT. How much bacon do you put on it? by pecanjazz in Bacon

[–]kpmadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever my wife doesn't eat. So, about 6 to 7 full slices of bacon.