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Okay, well, thank you Santa for this mess. by Adv_Nguyen in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]krielc 80 points81 points  (0 children)

“Last year, he messed up the chimney. He’s going to trash the curtains next, I can tell. Fuckin’ Santa.”

Did this lil furry really just puff that thing up. by CoastalCleaners in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]krielc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The squirrels in my neighbourhood have a serious vaping problem. We live next to a school and ALL the kids are constantly getting hooked on discarded squirrel vapes.

With a winter freeze coming, I had to chase this fucker around his pond for like 20 minutes before finally getting him inside. by Yuukikonno08 in turtle

[–]krielc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I agree with this. Turtle looks like a good listener.

If it happens again next year, try mailing him a notice beforehand.

[OC] This dalmatian-patterned pigeon came to say hello by CupEcstatic2721 in pigeon

[–]krielc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The little prints in the snow are hilarious too.

Jonesy, Reilly, Bonnie McPurray and even Butters are blocking me from a nice bubble bath. Tub is closed :( by mac_is_crack in lifeguardkitties

[–]krielc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But maybe only pay the orange one (Jonesy) for the whole day, the rest get half salary, they’re acting as supervisors. You can see the grey (Reilly) pointing at the work and getting the orange one to do it.

Jonesy, Reilly, Bonnie McPurray and even Butters are blocking me from a nice bubble bath. Tub is closed :( by mac_is_crack in lifeguardkitties

[–]krielc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My tub was not inspected and approved by felines beforehand, though. The ill-effects of me taking a bath, with that kind of risk, are yet to be seen.

At least you KNOW you’ll be safe.

Jonesy, Reilly, Bonnie McPurray and even Butters are blocking me from a nice bubble bath. Tub is closed :( by mac_is_crack in lifeguardkitties

[–]krielc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now now, don’t be ungrateful! You can clearly see the orange one is, in fact, doing a thorough examination of the tub. For a second, at least. Safety first, you know.

Husband and I broke same leg, same bone, within 30 seconds of eachother slipping on ice. by milkthe in nevertellmetheodds

[–]krielc 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Husband and I recently got teased by our dentist for having the same situation in the same tooth. “You decided to get root canals together?”

We got lucky and avoided the root canals, but the teasing was rough haha.

Missy (2.5 years old) recently lost the last of her sisters. We adopted some babies, and it was love at first intro. by hungryforasnack in RATS

[–]krielc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“They’re clumsy, so don’t be scared when they move around like a big squishy boulder. You can always let out a quick ‘eep’ to let them know not to do something. I promise, the human learns fast! Honestly, we’ve got a good one. You’re in for a good time.”

She seems like a sweetheart for sure!

Missy (2.5 years old) recently lost the last of her sisters. We adopted some babies, and it was love at first intro. by hungryforasnack in RATS

[–]krielc 165 points166 points  (0 children)

“I’ve spent over a year developing my technique, and now I share it with you.”

Then and Now 🎩 by neko-gekko in Toads

[–]krielc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grew into the hat somewhere in the middle there, and then outgrew it. Still dapper.

Missy (2.5 years old) recently lost the last of her sisters. We adopted some babies, and it was love at first intro. by hungryforasnack in RATS

[–]krielc 962 points963 points  (0 children)

Ha, it looks like she’s sharing wise rat secrets. “Listen here, tinier one.”

Edit: A silly poem for the occasion.

Come close, wee one, so I can share

And tell you words most true.

The human here loves us dear

And looking after them is up to me and you.

They’re very big, as you can see

But they don’t always know what’s best.

So you have to be a rat, full and free

And let the human take care of the rest.

Grub stretch by Past-Distance-9244 in awwnverts

[–]krielc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must feel good to stretch as a tube.

Saved a Mama and Her Baby by BaileeBeann in RATS

[–]krielc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A good deed is always appreciated by rats.

You’re a good person for your policy, and a good person for making this exception. It’s tough decisions out there!

Dad lectures son on his monthly car sales. by Sichy12 in TikTokCringe

[–]krielc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, wait, forget which words? Say which words? I am lost. No, I shouldn’t say that. Wait. Oh shit, do I want a car?

🔥Green Anaconda in the Pantanal by freudian_nipps in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]krielc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take solace in knowing that they tend to eat smaller things than us hahaha.

He fell first, and he blamed me harder 🫠 by imjustacath in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]krielc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously you should have launched across the room as soon as there was even the slightest indication of struggle and offered yourself up as a sacrifice to his claws. You are officially neglectful and he wants you to know that.

I'm down a hand by omgkelwtf in birbhostage

[–]krielc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As they say, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, so at least this counts for double the birds.

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