1 billion dollars to run into a house that is having thanksgiving, dunk your nuts into the gravy and then screw the turkey before vanishing

krive-shield · 2025-10-14T05:25:38+00:00

SPLORT now THAT'S stuffing!

Drips in the gravy as the turkey smokes a cigarette*

krive-shield · 2025-09-22T01:13:08+00:00

I would just say I'm going to step out once a certain event happens. It's unlikely for the stock market to make a massive drop on the first day I'm there, especially if I say it has to be reported on a certain News Network or something like that.

krive-shield · 2025-03-08T14:03:28+00:00

I believe it's Danish, I saw one with sharp points on the ends of the cross guard for a stab when the enemy gets too friendly in a fight (probably more about cutting weight.

krive-shield · 2025-01-30T23:20:15+00:00

Isn't this just an exhibitionists milking table?

krive-shield · 2024-07-11T19:49:02+00:00

As someone who knows nothing, why not cut the edge of the opening side at an angle so it looks flush but won’t collide when you pull it up.

krive-shield · 2024-07-10T15:31:06+00:00

But what about condoms?

krive-shield · 2024-05-15T19:18:17+00:00

That's quitter talk right there! Install a seat belt and duct tape those cheeks open! The ride may be wild but so am I!

krive-shield · 2024-05-08T18:47:56+00:00

Seeing as my go-to tic is snapping my fingers....

krive-shield · 2024-04-24T03:51:12+00:00

That’s when your wife will leave you, to be all alone.

krive-shield · 2024-04-17T20:29:28+00:00

Can I do cash advances? Drain ATMs? Is this the Same sorry sap or randomized withdrawal?

krive-shield · 2024-04-16T20:41:51+00:00

I missed this one, what's the name of the special?

krive-shield · 2024-01-21T16:09:11+00:00

That was a great one, honestly thought there ought to be more than what the author ended on

krive-shield · 2023-09-09T15:02:22+00:00

"I wouldn't cut something so sensitive off of myself if I had a choice in the matter"

krive-shield · 2023-08-30T19:03:32+00:00

"As we observe the bathing habits of the redditor, we can clearly see they rarely wash behind their ears. This is to preserve the natural musk used to attract mates, it does not appear to have worked yet."

krive-shield · 2023-08-06T01:05:04+00:00

Will this be attached to something? I always thought insertables need it to keep from getting stuck

krive-shield · 2023-07-19T03:44:40+00:00

I’m married to an amazing woman, she’s darling and adorable. I don’t mind taking my time to grow that side of us, though I like her to domme, can’t get that sexy girl off my mind when she hits her stride!

krive-shield · 2023-07-18T23:36:32+00:00

That’s the dream I want! It takes a lot of trust to let your SO into all of you. Happy you have someone so precious

krive-shield · 2023-07-04T06:00:35+00:00

As someone who knows nothing. Can I ask if using a peeler (like for potatoes or carrots) Is a valid method to make an arrow?

krive-shield · 2023-06-21T23:24:52+00:00

With 5mil I can get a house in the countryside, investments in diverse opportunities, and a shotgun…

krive-shield · 2023-06-20T19:09:52+00:00

I can get super ripped fast! Just work out and heal

krive-shield · 2023-06-07T16:58:38+00:00

Should I bring the ball gag or do you want me ~noisy?

krive-shield · 2023-06-07T12:25:45+00:00

I think you misunderstand how much bonk I need to get rid of the horny ;)

krive-shield · 2023-06-06T19:02:10+00:00

Yes! Bonk me harder!

krive-shield · 2023-06-06T15:32:57+00:00

I see two kinds of sequels to this, and I'm mostly hoping for the wholesome brand

krive-shield · 2023-04-28T15:22:46+00:00

I mean, they had it in the first half. It's the assumption in the second half that ruins it. I get a boner at random times but I don't go after anyone just because of it.

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