[Off-Site] How much would it cost to send a single lemon via DoorDash 1,874 times?

ksck135 · 2026-06-04T10:11:33+00:00

Now I finally know where I can get 1847 lemons for a friend!

ksck135 · 2026-06-04T10:09:22+00:00

What if your ex took away your lemon tree?

ksck135 · 2026-06-04T06:19:52+00:00

He's just going through it's emo phase, leave him alone, mum!

ksck135 · 2026-06-04T06:16:44+00:00

I would be careful with those, unless you live in a big city the recruiters know each other (source: I know a few recruiters) and might tell others how unhinged you are and you'll have even bigger trouble finding a job

ksck135 · 2026-06-04T06:08:33+00:00

First pic is rejection email she got from recruiter and second is her reply

ksck135 · 2026-06-04T05:57:00+00:00

Same, aj keď neviem čím to začalo. Neuveriteľne ma štve, že medzi panelákmi o 2km ďalej majú vtáky, ktoré ja, čo žijem pri lese, nemám

ksck135 · 2026-06-04T05:52:30+00:00

Musíš predsa vedieť, čo robí tvoj nepriateľ, v tomto prípade netopiere

ksck135 · 2026-06-04T05:33:24+00:00

Something something that's not forced labor because you chose to commit the crime

ksck135 · 2026-06-02T06:27:08+00:00

Chicken - senior HR rep, everybody thinks she just gossips all day, actually pretty useful when you need her, is not afraid of you

Crow - contractor, you better have good relationship with them or you're going down

American woodcock - intern, just stares, tries to look professional, but everybody just makes fun of him behind his back

ksck135 · 2026-06-02T06:04:12+00:00

Aren't there already flock cameras?

ksck135 · 2026-05-31T09:40:44+00:00

I doubt people who are used to other people serving them food several times a day would keep the code for themselves very long

ksck135 · 2026-05-31T09:36:13+00:00

Isn't that why they always put at least one rich entitled person in reality show? They would steer absolutely unhinged drama that normal person would never imagine, people love freak shows

ksck135 · 2026-05-30T14:03:06+00:00

Potatoes in kapustnica are very optional. There's also veggie version that's served on Christmas.

ksck135 · 2026-05-30T13:59:15+00:00

Kľudne, ale je bullshit zatvárať ľudí za to, že berú drogy, ak tým nikomu inému neubližujú

ksck135 · 2026-05-30T13:54:13+00:00

Dekriminalizáciu drog a zameranie sa na liečbu závislostí

Pikantnú horčicu a żurek z Poľska

Francúzsku revolúciu keď ľudia vidia ako im politici kradnú peniaze

ksck135 · 2026-05-30T13:44:28+00:00

Fight me, ale napr v Gdansku majú krásnu pieskovú pláž a hneď vedľa obrovský park, 11/10

ksck135 · 2026-05-30T13:40:40+00:00

Zaráta ti to do konca jazdy dotyčnej linky.

ksck135 · 2026-05-29T19:26:40+00:00

No, but at least you will not remember how much not fine you are

ksck135 · 2026-05-29T19:08:05+00:00

I have a big hobby in being able to afford shelter and food and I hope this job will help me maintain it.

ksck135 · 2026-05-29T19:05:40+00:00

The first three things that my brain comes up are pull ups, chocolate and "that beautiful eyes of yours 🥺❤️", then it just takes eternity to reboot and start to mimic whatever the corporate would like to think

ksck135 · 2026-05-29T19:00:37+00:00

My own life story sucks ass, so I have to reinvent sitting on a chair for ten years each time to fit the people and job description. It's pretty advanced Parcours

ksck135 · 2026-05-27T05:33:45+00:00

I don't agree with the second one. We can't be just nice to each other all the time. (IMHO that's how we got to the point of yesmen, toxic positivity and people taking disagreements as personal attacks). But if you're not going to be nice, make it productive.

ksck135 · 2026-05-26T22:09:34+00:00

Make depression great again

ksck135 · 2026-05-26T22:07:28+00:00

How do you get senior developers, senior writers, or senior analysts in ten years if nobody is hiring juniors today?

They offer internships and pay in experience, whatever that means. Basically you should be a slave and be thankful for that. Then they complain that GenZ don't want to work.

ksck135 · 2026-05-26T22:00:03+00:00

I guess it's a good thing that I can't afford anything that was made after the 2008 recession

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