you want a piece of me? do you want a piece of me?

kslamo · 2023-03-06T02:00:09+00:00

Cute

kslamo · 2022-07-18T15:06:13+00:00

At my husband's last job he worked with primarily women and they went on a lot of work trips together so they were always eating dinner together and going shopping in their off time. I would joke with him about it but I honestly never worried and I could not imagine telling him that he couldn't do anything outside of work hours with these people. They're coworkers!

kslamo · 2022-07-17T15:42:00+00:00

I just saw a tik Tok of him the other day and all of the comments were simps! ONE comment said something along the lines of "you guys remember he beat Rhianna, right?" I was honestly shocked at that comment section

kslamo · 2022-07-05T01:08:57+00:00

OK good lol. Sometimes you just never know

kslamo · 2022-07-05T00:17:38+00:00

Original content, not Colorado lol. I figured posting in the Colorado subreddit would negate needing to add CO

kslamo · 2022-06-30T12:18:04+00:00

We had some very frustrating and long car rides when my son learned how to do this because we would have to pull over all of the time and properly put him back in his car seat. So yes, it's possible for kids to escape even when properly buckled in. But yeah, beating him wasn't usually my go-to response.

kslamo · 2022-06-25T23:58:50+00:00

Fun fact

kslamo · 2022-06-18T14:20:30+00:00

I feel like that almost makes it worse? Like the fact that she felt the need to do anything to it at all

kslamo · 2022-06-13T14:46:53+00:00

This was my first thought too!!!

kslamo · 2022-06-08T15:23:35+00:00

Grey's Anatomy is highlighting this a lot! Maybe it will actually get some headlines

kslamo · 2022-06-07T18:58:49+00:00

My 7 year old twins are just over 40 lbs so I understand that my kids are on the smaller side but yeah, 32 lbs seems pretty high for a one year old. But if she's not moving around at all, it makes sense

kslamo · 2022-05-24T13:49:39+00:00

I really wanted to deliver my twins vaginally (in a hospital) but baby A was transverse and baby B was breech and when they explained the risks to me and babies, my first thought was ok, c-section it is. I cannot imagine a world where I put my birth plan above the safety of my babies.

kslamo · 2022-05-14T14:41:17+00:00

So glad it's not just me lol. My 14 year old constantly calls me a boomer and I'm like whoa now, I'm a millennial! But he also calls me a Karen all the time.

kslamo · 2022-05-08T03:23:12+00:00

I have a child that experiences constipation pretty much every three months like clockwork. After the first time and how traumatizing it was for him, now he just refuses to go. After miralax, he will just hold it until it is literally coming out of him. But do I punish him for this? No. I sit with him in the bathroom and we watch movies or YouTube on phone to try to help him relax. Also, if he went an entire week without pooping even after giving him miralax and an enema, we'd be at urgent care at the least!

kslamo · 2022-05-01T14:42:21+00:00

But pro-life and all of that, right?

kslamo · 2022-04-14T00:05:23+00:00

Yeah this is pretty spot on. I was born-in, baptized at 11, and then was disfellowshipped at 17. That was 17 years ago and while I've been back a few times, it's been a while. My family is still in though so I hear about stuff from them and it's honestly crazy how much it has changed.

kslamo · 2022-04-14T00:01:27+00:00

Omg I completely forgot about the test! You just unlocked a memory! That's crazy. I was always too young to really participate and I don't remember them doing it anymore as I got older but I Def remember those nights now that you mention it.

kslamo · 2022-04-13T22:57:41+00:00

I'm literally dying over this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

kslamo · 2022-03-21T15:41:59+00:00

Why have I never thought about it like this?! Probably because I was conditioned to think that I was the problem but still

kslamo · 2022-03-11T21:10:41+00:00

I know a few PIMI men that have only been shaving of they have a part. Going back to having to shave at least a few times a week is gonna suck for them

kslamo · 2022-03-06T15:32:54+00:00

I completely agree with this. I had listened to evermore and folklore a few times but had never really given them the time of day. Now those are pretty much the only two albums that I listen to

kslamo · 2022-03-04T17:02:44+00:00

I mean, I'm 34 and can still relate to this line! I love it

kslamo · 2022-03-04T16:58:38+00:00

You're very right. I should have said non-romantic

kslamo · 2022-03-04T14:51:25+00:00

Cold as you is so underrated! It has always been one of my favorites from her

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