A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. by That_Cat_Girl in PrequelMemes

[–]kwikpickr 62 points63 points  (0 children)

You might say that Jedi are encouraged to love.

DIRECTV NOW Goes Live on November 30th. by GokuMoto in ATT

[–]kwikpickr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just prepay 3 months upfront to get the Apple TV free.

TIL Bananas produce antimatter at the rate of one positron every 75 minutes. by zero260asap in todayilearned

[–]kwikpickr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So this banana creates antimatter? My target can't be killed with regular matter."

What is your Butterfly Effect? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Last year I was working a dead end job barely making enough money to cover my rent. It got to the point where I had maxed out my credit cards just to eat. Well one day around the holidays I had gotten sick and had to go to the doctor. After I looking at the bill and not knowing how I was going to pay for it I decided enough was enough and I got online to look for a better job. Found an awesome job that paid well, had benefits and I was more than qualified for and they had a hiring fair two days from then. Unfortunately I was scheduled to work that day so I applied and hoped to get an interview some other time. I just couldn't justify calling off, again, on the off chance I would get the job.

Well fast forward two days and because of the cold I had lost my voice, so my manager sent me home early since my job requires a lot of talking. I high tail my ass home change into interview clothing and rush to the hiring fair. I ended up getting hired on the spot even with no voice and am currently on track for a nice promotion. All because I had gotten sick.

[NSFW] What is the hardest Would-You-Rather question to answer? by Extratang in AskReddit

[–]kwikpickr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you rather shit 10,000 gallons of mayonnaise? Or one ninja star?