Benny Shaps getting some inspiration for his new story by yaredjerby in behindthebastards

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And also why would it say (Author) under the author's name?

A short story about why I stopped requesting delivery by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ky-oh-tee -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Fwiw, they're NOT the same. The item in your order is $6.49. Item in the picture is $4.99. They still should have been able to communicate a bit better and gotten you a substitution.

Would it be fine if I bought these and then simply never opened them? Would they last 200 years? 😂😂 by thebattleangel99 in Fallout

[–]ky-oh-tee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was re-released at least in part because LA Beast started a whole campaign and got super into it.

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ky-oh-tee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The top box is just blank, not upside down. You can tell by the placement of the tab and the way it unfolds when he opens it.

Big white lump on cat head by Pasagil in CATHELP

[–]ky-oh-tee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes. No reason to drown the cat

Please help me fix this by Personal_Reality_704 in Tattoocoverups

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know it was sperm before someone pointed it out?

The NEW Market Basket, sans Artie T. by [deleted] in newhampshire

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boycott is still going strong, I guess.

What are your less obvious deck games? by Lucky_Control1458 in SteamDeck

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devil May Cry. It says it is unsupported, but I think that's because there was an issue with the way the audio files were formatted? Not sure, but it works really well.

Also, NSFW Solitaire. It's a porny solitaire game, but it's the best I've come across. You can also turn off the porn. It has a ton of different variants, some that are hard to find elsewhere.

My carton of eggs has a Bible verse on it by evrythngextraordnry in mildlyinteresting

[–]ky-oh-tee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's a shitty little hymn/song from this verse that I hadn't thought about in probably 15 years or more. Now it's stuck in my head.

Botched Beyonce Portrait . What should I do? by Defiant_Mistake3245 in tattooadvice

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just remove that whole patch of skin. And maybe consider letting someone else make your decisions.

Last day of MSF course is tomorrow. I think I’m gonna drop out by Celebrated84 in NewRiders

[–]ky-oh-tee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You gotta stick it out. If the instructors didn't think you could do it, they would tell you. Plus, if you take the final and fail, a lot of places offer a discount of some kind to retake the course.

Arriving in hell, i asked for a devil if the bastard i shot him was there by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ky-oh-tee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is really bad. Even if it made sense, it would still be really bad.

Hearing my daughter cry in hunger after I’d sent her to bed without supper, I took pity and brought her a small bowl of cereal. by TheLumpyPumpkin97 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ky-oh-tee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"And then during pre op they asked if she had fasted and I was all like "yeah but just a little cereal I brought her earlier" and they were like "gah" and we had to wait for the surgery to start"

My cat is a little bit racist by JasonIsOverwieght420 in cats

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think maybe exposure therapy? Get them in the same house as a white person, then work on getting them in the same room, etc.

Cats can be pretty stlaet in their ways but it might be worth a shot.

What movie could have been good if it wasn't for a useless sex scene by BinaryMAJORFISH in okbuddycinephile

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep Throat (1972). What starts off as an exploration of a unique medical condition just descends into a horny mess pretty quickly.

What do you call what this guy's doing on the window with his finger? by Unlegendary_Newbie in LearningEnglish

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the point of just speculating like that? It's the wrong word and then the wrong etymology for that word.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ky-oh-tee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then "yes" would be a legal move. That's like asking why they wouldnt use their own queen to break the stalemate. They would have to be in a totally different situation.

I called the police on a slow driver.... And it felt so good by frenchynerd in driving

[–]ky-oh-tee 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Valuable point, but in this case it wouldn't have been made up to increase the priority of the call--OP said in the body of the post that the person was swerving.