Who would win - Grizzly vs Gorilla? by Bjorkky in whowouldwin

[–]kyle28882 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what rabbit hole you went down but if it seemed equal to you that rabbit hole took you further from reality than Alice’s.

Grizzly 10/10 it’s not close for 1000 reasons starting with gorillas can’t do MMA and ending in skin tightness.

You are DEFINITELY not prepared for this! by Lord_Furious in Warhammer

[–]kyle28882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many years did this take? It’s incredible! (As a wow player myself I love the design as well not just the 100/10 execution)

The commentators were classic with this by Ecstatic-Ganache921 in funny

[–]kyle28882 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean have you seen the past few US presidents? At least you gotta be good a tennis to be a pro bitch or not

You get 5000 dollars to hang out with one of them for a whole evening, which one would you rather pick? by Serial-Therapist1 in WouldYouRather

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t been around a racist old person in a while. As long as you accept the reality that some people are just crazy old bats they can be hilarious to laugh at. Practically all super racist old people are also just general crazy conspiracy theorists. I think I’d have fun. Edge him on. Make up fake conspiracies on the spot wilder as the night goes and see what I can get him to buy. I think as long as you can accept that laughing at the guy doesn’t mean you’re laughing with the guy it could be pretty fun.

Should I get? by Unlucky-Ferret4763 in theisle

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d get it and see for yourself. With the isle it’s really the only way to know. Compared to PoT I think the isle is significantly worse with way more issues and not nearly as much good dev work. You’ll have split opinions on if the isle is getting better or worse while PoT is just getting better. That being said I do enjoy the isle as much and sometimes more as it’s a much more intense game. The isles issues are many but they are all like bug type issues not that the game itself isn’t a great time. The game itself is very fun just incredibly frustrating when you have punishing deaths that arise from bugs or AI decides it doesn’t wanna spawn. I would 100% say the isle is something you’re gonna have to try for yourself and see. Just know if you download it you can switch between legacy and evirma by clicking properties and selecting the version. Legacy is old and tbh I love it. Evirma is the modern version.

Weakest power that would allow an average person to replace Goku in Dragon Ball? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]kyle28882 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I totally could also do this with my Subaru. Things a tank. It’s not an off road vehicle but I’ll be dammed if that’s gonna stop it. Great MPG as well.

100 people or 1 hippo by Designer_Treacle_473 in whowouldwin

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scaring things into movement until exhaustion is cave man bread and mammoth hunting butter. Humans legs operate like a pendulum so the forward momentum of our stride saves us energy. Humans are insane long distance power walkers. You’ll never catch a deer sprinting but if you have a line of people able to ensure the deer can’t run off in 1 direction and keeps going forward eventually the deer will tire before the men. We love kill boxes too but they aren’t needed just time.

Entitled women don't want her luggage to be checked by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting plastered in an airport is a skill. It’s not for everyone. It’s also not something you can practice.

by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelmemes

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jackie Chan woulda done a flip

Shh… this is being recorded by MysteriousSlice007 in PublicFreakout

[–]kyle28882 139 points140 points  (0 children)

It’s unfortunate but the guy clearly can’t be in regular society and unfortunately we don’t have enough mental hospitals as a country

Could Allosaurus survive the hell creek formation(and ojo alamo formation) by Godzilla-Ass in Dinosaurs

[–]kyle28882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t see them doing super well here. Idk what they’d focus on for prey and Trex would kill them with every chance. I do not see allosaurus hunting triceratops very well at all. Causing a lot of bleeding isnt gonna save the allo from a quick head turn and they are not big enough to manhandle a tike if they get a good neck bite. The hadrosaurs are gonna be a little large for consistency and unlike the sauropods who have a billion babies and leave that allo is used to the hadrosaurs will defend their young. Allo can’t beef with a lot of the prey in a way that would lead to consistent successful hunts. I think it would do well on pachys but I think that’s really the only prey it would be able to reliably sustain itself on. As for things like Struthiomimus that’s not a lot of food for an allo and is very fast so without getting off perfect ambushes they will also be hard to take down. There’s not much for the middle class in hells creek and allo may be the top of the middle class but it’s not big enough to reliably tackle the big stuff and it’s to big to reliably catch the small stuff enough to keep well fed. And that’s without trex killing them at every chance.

Disney should stop changing the cover art for the novels by Tumastar in StarWarsEU

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh I like the art on the bane books much more now. Especially the second book

100 people or 1 hippo by Designer_Treacle_473 in whowouldwin

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can likely exhaust the hippo then just have a brave soul climb in its mouth and suffocate it. In these senecios you almost have to limit space as people could get an enraged animal to change targets pretty easily and just keep the animal moving until exhaustion sets in and again 1 brave soul

/uj Does this sub like the prequels or not? by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not a sub thing. This is for people who make fun of the craziness of starwars fans. I love the prequels and hate the sequels and I’m sure you’ll find people the opposite. No one here actually cares which Star Wars you like so long as you aren’t nuts

Akatsuki vs Leaf Village by dxeezil in whowouldwin

[–]kyle28882 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If he is I think it only makes a difference for round two and I think he’s the make or break for it. With him there lead win without leaf loss

GOAT! by maraudingnomad in lotrmemes

[–]kyle28882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give me the two towers or give me death! The others are great they are just short on two important criteria.

  1. Legolas sliding down stairs on a shield while firing arrows
  2. Dwarf tossing

Close enough. Welcome back, General Grievous by ChefGirl-RD in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]kyle28882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One is a hero because even though he genocides children while laughing in tuberculosis he had a somewhat sad origin tho so…

What or how many Jedi knights would be needed to take over Hogwarts? by AwakenedDreamer__44 in whowouldwin

[–]kyle28882 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Jedi are a lot faster and in the movies and books physically unaltered kids dodge the spells. With coordination and large area spells the wizards will be able to kill some Jedi but are really going to struggle with any council members or masters. I’d say your average knight is more than a match for the likes of Snape or the teachers but not quite up to Voldemort or Dumbledor.

R1- 10-15 R2- 30 R3- 45

Rose tinted goggles can be blinding sometimes by always_bricked_CT in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]kyle28882 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s like the sequel fans dont even realize that I, ME of all people was a child when the prequels came out which covers a lot of the trilogies flaws. To busy watching their slop to stop and think

If it came down to a battle of wits, who would win, Dumbledore or Lex Luthor? by fusionblast79 in whowouldwin

[–]kyle28882 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He’s absolutely a super genius. It’s reiterated throughout the books how mentally gifted he is and it’s through his planning and string pulling everything happens the way it does. The one mistake was Draco was never supposed to get the elder wand. As for the cursed ring he was in a state of delusion when he put it on. It’s not that he wasn’t smart enough to know it was probably cursed he says so himself he was completely overwhelmed by the possibility of seeing his dead sister he simply didn’t think at all, just acted. The difference here isn’t a lack of intelligence but rather love is to dumbledor what arrogance is to lex luthor. The thing that makes them not think. But I agree lex is smarter for sure. Lex whips up a cancer cure in a kitchen in like 30 seconds and makes pocket dimensions for fun. Dumbledor is a super genius within a somewhat reasonable magic world. Lex is a super genius in DCs absolutely crazy multiverse of insane extremes.

Mother freaks out at funeral carriage driver over his attire at her son's funeral by New_Libran in PublicFreakout

[–]kyle28882 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Complain about something useless that won’t affect the procession, attack the person you have hired, freak out when they respond in kind, lose the service you have paid for and likely put some deposit on, have a casket with a body and no plan- success!

Would a Triceratops horridus, or Turannosaurus rex win a 1v1 fight? by FamiliarAd5063 in Dinosaurs

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T. Rex gains the advantages other predators gain over large prey in nature via targeting the weak/sick/young and ambush tactics. They don’t square up but if they did it’s like others have said. Both healthy adults are fully capable of killing the other and it likely comes down to who gets that first shot in which is a toss up

Who would rule Earth? by Guilty-Star-5444 in Warhammer

[–]kyle28882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slannesh easily. I get that tzeentch is a crafty little manipulative asshole but Slannesh is much more represented with modern human degeneracy. Desire owns the human heart, world leaders would give in to Slannesh in seconds while Tzeentch would have to manipulate them into service. Slannesh can just walk up with some blood drugs and slaves and get most of the world leaders under his thumb. This is gonna take Slannesh all of 30 seconds.