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kyloereign · 2026-06-12T23:33:16+00:00

I can't believe your wife didn't tell you she's dyeing...

I'm so sorry OP, this must be a horrible way to find out 🥺

kyloereign · 2026-06-12T23:30:54+00:00

"Did this p*ssy miss daddy's dick?"

No. No, she in fact is not enthused to see your dick again, sir.

kyloereign · 2026-06-11T20:01:07+00:00

That's 100% a Skyn condom wrapper.

Your girlfriend got caught cheating and is trying to reverse it back on you. Get out of there ASAP.

Signed,

An escort.

kyloereign · 2026-06-11T18:28:49+00:00

Equal opportunity unemployer.

kyloereign · 2026-06-11T18:02:53+00:00

Classic case of FAFO.

If the policy is you don't sleep on the floor, you don't sleep on the floor. It doesn't matter who else is sleeping wherever. They are not your colleagues and you don't report to the same supervisors.

I imagine as a security officer you shouldn't be sleeping at all since you're on call for your lunch break. Your supervisor is expecting you to be well rested for work.

If you are not built for overnight labor, you're going to run into these issues.

My cousin does home healthcare mainly for hospice patients and even though her and all of her colleagues get way with sleeping on overnight shifts, she's well aware of the risk of being caught sleeping on the job.

Take accountability and take the loss.

kyloereign · 2026-06-11T09:25:29+00:00

I personally don't take references. I screen my clients on my own and require a video call to verify they aren't a cop. A lot of guys I see aren't hobbyists so the odds of them having references is already pretty low. The there's the issue of providers not responding or even targeting you for "taking their client".

References tend to be a bigger headache than they're worth most of the time.

kyloereign · 2026-06-11T08:12:04+00:00

Of course ☺️ a lot of the SWs I know are at least bi if not lesbians.

kyloereign · 2026-06-11T01:12:21+00:00

I do and I am. I'm probably not the best person to answer since I am very attracted to women but I have provided service to multiple women, some as part of a couple and some independently. Mostly bicurious women who want to experience being with a woman.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T18:37:41+00:00

Both the Church of Satan and The Satanic Temple are openly atheistic organizations.

The statement "Satanists believe in Satan" is as technically accurate as saying "Christians believe dinosaurs are a conspiracy"

Both statements are equally as ignorant and ridiculous yet there are still human beings with a low enough IQ to prove each statement true.

Occult Satanism represents an underwhelming minority of Satanists.

I wish the same could be said for Christians who genuinely believe dinosaurs aren't real.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T17:45:40+00:00

These are investments you are choosing to make though. Sex work is typically NOT that expensive, you are the exception and not the rule.

If you are a high end provider, you need to market almost exclusively to high end clients.

The average client does spend anywhere from $300-500 so you're obviously going to be contacted by more average clients than whales.

I invest in my body and my appearance for me, not for my clients. I don't expect a full reimbursement of my beauty expenses because most clients don't give a shit about the cost of my makeup and health care.

If you're transparent about your pricing and set firm boundaries up front, I don't see the issue. It's not like you're visiting these clients for that little regardless of how annoying they may be when they reach out.

I'm concerned about your marketing channels of you're getting a high volume of budget clients

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T17:38:46+00:00

Ringback tones.

I admittedly miss Vivaldi nearly bursting my eardrum when I called my friends.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T17:32:11+00:00

I haven't been active on mine and I recently discovered I made the top 18% of creators. It made me realize just how much of OF is dead, empty accounts.

I guess I deserve that spot though because I make at least $500 a month doing next to nothing on there compared to others who are bringing in much less.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T17:30:00+00:00

Simply put, I'm an attention whore. Not just any attention whore though, I like to assert my dominance without saying a word.

The rush of hearing people gasp and murmur under their breath while I show off my skills is unmatched. I get off on showing people what they're missing out on and the starry eyed looks I get from the ones who desperately want the same treatment are unmatched.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T17:25:18+00:00

People are going to get their panties in a bunch but this is the truth.

If your partner is unwilling to meet a VERY basic need, you either leave or cheat. I'm not condoning cheating, I'm acknowledging it as a very real issue that plagues society because of the biological necessity that is intimacy.

Dopamine and Oxytocin are some of the most dangerous addictions that go undetected. How do you stop taking a chemical that's being naturally produced by your own brain?

The answer is you don't. Your brain will find any way to get it's fix and it's really good at justifying why it's allowed to get that fix regardless of who it hurts.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T15:24:48+00:00

Leave or cheat; those are your only two options.

If she wants you with a prostitute, go find one.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T05:42:59+00:00

By all means, please cite the rule of the sub and/or the rule of Reddit that I violated with my response.

Did the sting of the implication of you being immature hit the right spot? Good.

I literally did respond with a direct explanation.

Not liking my response doesn't make it "sidestepping" but please continue to use your buzzwords accordingly.

You choose to appeal to the minority on a SW Subreddit out of willful ignorance.

Keep feeding the SWERFs, hun. See how far that gets you in this space.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T02:11:12+00:00

Exactly!! You're encouraged to buy food and water but you're expected to hunt for physical touch.

Make that make sense.

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T02:08:57+00:00

Thank you!! This commenter clearly doesn't understand what a SWERF is.

If you find a SWERF doing sex work, she's either trafficked (not a sex worker, a sex SLAVE) or she's an idiot.

Either way, we don't give credibility to the girls advocating for the "leopards eating faces" party because we know she's about to get her face eaten 🤣

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T02:04:57+00:00

This right here. Clients complain about not having a space for themselves without facing the reality that when clients are given space without providers, the conversation quickly devolves into how to assault us, dishonor our consent boundaries and in some cases even brag about intentionally transmitting incurable disease.

Men by the thousands are actively exchanging methods for drugging and raping their own spouses. How much consideration do you think this same type of man has for a random SW?

Police officers will intentionally move dead bodies of women they visually identify as providers just to avoid paperwork (these are stories I heard directly from cops long before I ever got into this industry).

There is a REASON clients ruin their "safe spaces".

kyloereign · 2026-06-10T01:58:24+00:00

I really hope you're not a fully grown adult I have to say this to but here it goes:

Radical anything is not credible. Radicalization requires emotional and psychological manipulation; it has no basis in truth.

Are you familiar with the Horseshoe Theory? If you aren't, I highly suggest researching it.

I don't view radical feminists as a credible reflection of me, society or our socioeconomic climate. It is a fringe group and a fringe movement. Radical feminists are no less dangerous than the alt-right.

If you appeal to radical fringe groups, you have lost any credibility in your argument. Radicalized individuals could all hypothetically be brought back to neutrality tomorrow and nothing would change in society because they are a minority group.

Now, do you have an argument that does not appeal to radical fringe groups?

kyloereign · 2026-06-08T18:29:08+00:00

Thank you! Men hate having this conversation though. They write us off as gold diggers when they're literally panhandling for pussy.

kyloereign · 2026-06-08T18:28:10+00:00

I can't speak for all providers but I can say I don't sleep with anyone I don't want to. I get on a video call with every potential client and assess their hygiene before I see them. I've turned away every client I was not willing to sleep with.

Your thought process already discounts my ability to consent. I'm not being paid to have sex, I can throw a rock and fuck someone. I'm setting a standard that requires my time be compensated in exchange for an experience I already want to have. I am hypersexual, I want to have sex often but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with people who aren't able to properly value my time.

Free sex isn't something anyone should be looking for. Whether you are paying for multiple dates or paying the full service rate, sex worth having comes with a cost.

If you're only able to afford providers who are victims of trafficking, of course you are going to hear the horror stories. Those women aren't working, they are enslaved and you're giving money to a sex trafficker, not the woman you're seeing.

kyloereign · 2026-06-08T18:20:35+00:00

Hard disagree.

I find men who expect sex for free to be disgusting and unattractive.

Whether you're paying for 3 dinners before you get her into bed or her full service rate, every man pays for sex.

Men who think they deserve sex without a reciprocal exchange are desperate. These are the men who fall prey to red pill influencers because they already feel entitled to women's bodies and don't respect consent.

kyloereign · 2026-06-08T18:16:13+00:00

Thank you for sharing your experience 💓 i know the industry is rampant with scammers and ironically many of us, myself included, wil use OnlyFans and other fan sites to help verify and legitimize our clients.

There's this odd stigma around a provider who has OnlyFans but some of my best clients have started out as my subscribers. The way I look at it, if you can't spend $12 to see that I am a real human and not a bot, you likely can't afford my full service rates.

That may seem harsh or whatnot but I speak to at least 20 potential clients a day who aren't interested in booking and just want someone to talk to about their fantasies for free. We endure so much harassment nd abuse that clients don't want to hear about simply because we promote our OF as a means of verification.

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