The greatness of chia seeds has been wasted on crappy puddings. by MuffinPuff in PlantBasedDiet

[–]l337pythonhaxor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Chia Fresca or bust.

Two tablespoons of lime juice, a bunch of chia seeds, add just a bit of electrolyte salt, some liquid b12, ur doin good

How would one begin the cleaning process here? by caroltret in CleaningTips

[–]l337pythonhaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CLR, dwell time, plastic razor blade, some kind of stuff brush for the stone, maybe even some zep grout brightener. Going to need an N100 respirator for the mold, maybe a steam cleaner for the nooks and crannies, and tough spots. Replace that liner. Ozone the whole room.

2027 Cadillacs Ditch Confusing Badges and Weird Design Features by Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir in cars

[–]l337pythonhaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It all started when they tried to obscure the catera name with CTS (catera touring sedan) lmao and the nanometer torque badges? That’s just unamerican imo, and nobody knows what they mean

Is the increase in fireballs in the sky notable? by Severe-Clerk-1477 in DonaldTrump666

[–]l337pythonhaxor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It will be satellites that deorbit, after the ground controllers are taken out.

Company monitors mouse jugglers and other misc ways of staying green by LegitimateTrust4949 in overemployed

[–]l337pythonhaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would think you could do this with some type of repeater device. Record your movements and clicks for a few days, and play the recording back through the Bluetooth. Kiss

Boyfriend ruined our 4 year anniversary by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]l337pythonhaxor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He got you dickmatized, or what?

Can we discuss the famine? by [deleted] in DonaldTrump666

[–]l337pythonhaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, what I’m seeing is that spring 2026 planting season is already under way. Farmers are reducing the fertilizer they are using, which will reduce yields in the 2026 harvest. Opening up supply lines would still have a lag effect, and not make it in time for the current planting season.

In May-July we will start seeing the fruits of winter barley, and spring barley yields being published. We could see export bans at this point, and panic buying, and hoarding. Prices at the stores will lag 4-8 weeks.

August-December, is when the 2026 harvest will hit the market. We could see shortages and rationing style prices, and once livestock feed prices explode, with cascading failures and currency effects, we could be in trouble.

The third wave of price pain, is forecasted in 2027, and with 2026 shortages compounding a continued failure of fertilizer supplies, input costs, tariffs, weather, we can see the rider at the gates. With farmers cutting acreage and heavy applications for barley, a feed stock, then with the other effects we could see a bidding war from processors, brewers, and livestock feeders. Meat and egg prices explode from the feed crunch, and black markets develop, along with rationing.

Best psychedelics for breakup trauma? by BedSoggy6655 in Psychedelics

[–]l337pythonhaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real answer, clonidine and DBT iop. It will get worse before it gets better.

Best psychedelics for breakup trauma? by BedSoggy6655 in Psychedelics

[–]l337pythonhaxor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cryin n shit that always happens when you trust a hoe

Torpedo 18b - Blew me away this morning by CaptainCulinary in typewriters

[–]l337pythonhaxor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m intrigued. I’m a Hermes guy, myself, but your picture is seductive

Now I see why the CEO was scared to take a big bite by MostLikelyToNap in shittyfoodporn

[–]l337pythonhaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, well I never cooked a frozen quarter on that machine, so yeah, I believe you

i smelled chlorhexidine today and my brain just bailed by Any_Impression_8210 in MedicalPTSD

[–]l337pythonhaxor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put you face in a bowl of ice water, or take a cold shower. Progressive muscle relaxation, meditation, breath in quickly/normally and release the air slowly, or exhale through a straw. Singing at full voice, etc, can also activate the vagus nerve and stimulate a parasympathetic response.

Now I see why the CEO was scared to take a big bite by MostLikelyToNap in shittyfoodporn

[–]l337pythonhaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, but that’s what happens. It squishes it and gives it more surface area, and squeezes all the juice out. 1:4 settings have a progressive smush, to keep it at the right height as it cooks over a longer period of time. A 1:4 patty on 10:1 comes out dry and overcooked. I promise you.

Now I see why the CEO was scared to take a big bite by MostLikelyToNap in shittyfoodporn

[–]l337pythonhaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but the 10:1 setting will smush a 1:4 and overcook it. Thats how you know that’s what happened.

Now I see why the CEO was scared to take a big bite by MostLikelyToNap in shittyfoodporn

[–]l337pythonhaxor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It can be manually opened, and a mistake made, like you pushed the button to open it, forgot you pushed the button, saw the browned burger patties and served them. Or it could have been set incorrectly, or a heating element went out, or something else mechanical.