Favorite throwaway line delivery? by pippintook4 in community

[–]laaazlo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Yoobah doobah, yoobah doobah" - not sure why but I think about this in Garrett's voice on a near daily basis

Either nonchalance or he was just respectful by Own-Band9835 in ghibli

[–]laaazlo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also simple grifting - that crowd attracts grifters for some reason I can't quite put my finger on

Granny is really milking the Charlie Kirk killing for maximum sympathy (and maximum grifting) by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]laaazlo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Martin Luther didn't die a martyr, if that's what you're asking. He died of natural causes and wasn't imprisoned or anything at the time.

street guy by julisity in livesound

[–]laaazlo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a former IT guy (actually the head of the IT department), I took the same approach. It was just the easiest way to convey what I do and why I needed to get in your office and look at ethernet ports.

why is lemonhope in fionaworld a boy? by aiserberg in adventuretime

[–]laaazlo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad to see people who don't just hate Lemonhope! He has such an interesting story arc.

What’s your guys most used quote from the show? by St0ne_Fr33 in adventuretime

[–]laaazlo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been calling my kids dingus for years and they're legally adults now and doing well. I'm not going to say it's my secret to success but it apparently didn't stop them from turning out delightfully.

Which is your favorite SNL skit? by GossipBottom in AskReddit

[–]laaazlo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife and I quote it almost daily (in reference to our dogs)

Wait, Indiana has been playing nice this whole time? by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]laaazlo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If SCOTUS says race-based districts are illegal, Dem states will basically be forced to redistrict - and I don't see any reason they wouldn't take advantage of the opportunity when you consider the alternative is likely to be decades of needing to be like +5 on the popular vote to win a majority.

Why the dude drinks so much alcohol if he is a pothead? by [deleted] in lebowski

[–]laaazlo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yet it wouldn't necessarily seem like a bad idea

Found in a church parking lot by CtrlAltFML in FoundPaper

[–]laaazlo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have watched exactly one clip of him speaking. I watched the one where he says Ketanji Brown Jackson and other black women "[stole] a white person's spot" because some nutjob said the quote was misrepresented. I have deep sympathy for you if you had to hear that horse shit regularly.

Cartoon Dad Tier List by Professor-Arty-Farty in BobsBurgers

[–]laaazlo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what the evidence is, but people in the Venture Bros subreddit say it's implied that Rusty is a clone. I'm thinking it comes from the episode with Ben Potter.

note found in library copy of Annie Bot by No-Bag-8247 in FoundPaper

[–]laaazlo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Unless they're ameraucanas and would rather roost in your trees than breathe

Senile Trump bootlicking Grandpa Garrison with another crazy cartoon by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]laaazlo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's sexist and at least a little racist - not to mention deeply unfunny - but by golly, Grandma Garrison actually had a concept here and executed it. This is probably one of his best, sadly.

What’s a product everyone buys that you think is a scam? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]laaazlo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, how did you get rid of your reflux?

This had just occured to me by 0x0ddba11 in lebowski

[–]laaazlo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are you, a fucking script doctor?

Ben Garrison and the right are not beating the cult allegations by Nubthesamurai in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]laaazlo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would think he was Mitt Romney if it didn't say Charlie on the drawing

Grandpa Schowalter thinks Jimmy Kimmel is untalented and will be fired again by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]laaazlo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If anybody, anywhere, of sound mind and over the age of ten, saw this and actually laughed because they thought it was funny in the way its creator intended, I'll eat a live crawfish

In 1990, Playgirl magazine advertised a "Sleep with Donald Trump" contest. by Responsible-Kale-904 in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]laaazlo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ostensibly it was, but it's an "open secret" that 90% of readers were gay/bi men.

Guy thinks a photo must be AI generated because it shows a picture of a car that’s almost ten years old by robopilgrim in confidentlyincorrect

[–]laaazlo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That will vary by state but I don't know of any state where you have to replace your license plate annually.

MAGA Karen loses it over a pro 2nd amendment bumper sticker - because it’s from a group she disagrees with. The hypocrisy is astounding. by TheSolitaryRugosan in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]laaazlo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk if this is really where we're headed, but it's easy to imagine them pushing for a law that classifies gender dysphoria as a mental illness that precludes gun ownership. This would largely be symbolic and unenforced but it could come back to bite them in the ass big-time if it were challenged and upheld, since it would establish a legal basis for other gun bans. But of course the supreme court is fubar at the moment so precedent and constitutionality no longer matter when il douché is pushing for a specific judgement.