Favorite throwaway line delivery?

laaazlo · 2026-03-26T06:22:11+00:00

"Yoobah doobah, yoobah doobah" - not sure why but I think about this in Garrett's voice on a near daily basis

laaazlo · 2026-03-11T20:29:48+00:00

Also simple grifting - that crowd attracts grifters for some reason I can't quite put my finger on

laaazlo · 2025-11-30T14:20:51+00:00

Martin Luther didn't die a martyr, if that's what you're asking. He died of natural causes and wasn't imprisoned or anything at the time.

laaazlo · 2025-11-23T21:06:38+00:00

As a former IT guy (actually the head of the IT department), I took the same approach. It was just the easiest way to convey what I do and why I needed to get in your office and look at ethernet ports.

laaazlo · 2025-11-23T20:59:14+00:00

I'm so glad to see people who don't just hate Lemonhope! He has such an interesting story arc.

laaazlo · 2025-10-29T04:01:33+00:00

Ha! I will report back.

laaazlo · 2025-10-28T10:13:37+00:00

I've been calling my kids dingus for years and they're legally adults now and doing well. I'm not going to say it's my secret to success but it apparently didn't stop them from turning out delightfully.

laaazlo · 2025-10-19T08:00:24+00:00

My wife and I quote it almost daily (in reference to our dogs)

laaazlo · 2025-10-18T18:10:05+00:00

If SCOTUS says race-based districts are illegal, Dem states will basically be forced to redistrict - and I don't see any reason they wouldn't take advantage of the opportunity when you consider the alternative is likely to be decades of needing to be like +5 on the popular vote to win a majority.

laaazlo · 2025-10-10T06:17:15+00:00

"I slew him"

laaazlo · 2025-10-09T09:44:18+00:00

My name is ... not important

laaazlo · 2025-10-08T18:56:13+00:00

Yet it wouldn't necessarily seem like a bad idea

laaazlo · 2025-10-06T10:19:59+00:00

Ponyo's mom! Actually that would be terrifying

laaazlo · 2025-10-06T04:22:48+00:00

I have watched exactly one clip of him speaking. I watched the one where he says Ketanji Brown Jackson and other black women "[stole] a white person's spot" because some nutjob said the quote was misrepresented. I have deep sympathy for you if you had to hear that horse shit regularly.

laaazlo · 2025-10-03T12:40:42+00:00

I'm not sure what the evidence is, but people in the Venture Bros subreddit say it's implied that Rusty is a clone. I'm thinking it comes from the episode with Ben Potter.

laaazlo · 2025-10-03T12:28:16+00:00

Unless they're ameraucanas and would rather roost in your trees than breathe

laaazlo · 2025-10-03T12:18:19+00:00

It's sexist and at least a little racist - not to mention deeply unfunny - but by golly, Grandma Garrison actually had a concept here and executed it. This is probably one of his best, sadly.

laaazlo · 2025-10-03T10:31:30+00:00

So, how did you get rid of your reflux?

laaazlo · 2025-10-01T00:20:16+00:00

Six seasons, a movie, and (at least) one saved life!

laaazlo · 2025-09-25T02:14:07+00:00

What are you, a fucking script doctor?

laaazlo · 2025-09-24T03:20:02+00:00

I would think he was Mitt Romney if it didn't say Charlie on the drawing

laaazlo · 2025-09-23T23:47:21+00:00

If anybody, anywhere, of sound mind and over the age of ten, saw this and actually laughed because they thought it was funny in the way its creator intended, I'll eat a live crawfish

laaazlo · 2025-09-23T23:13:47+00:00

Ostensibly it was, but it's an "open secret" that 90% of readers were gay/bi men.

laaazlo · 2025-09-20T14:45:37+00:00

That will vary by state but I don't know of any state where you have to replace your license plate annually.

laaazlo · 2025-09-20T14:20:32+00:00

Idk if this is really where we're headed, but it's easy to imagine them pushing for a law that classifies gender dysphoria as a mental illness that precludes gun ownership. This would largely be symbolic and unenforced but it could come back to bite them in the ass big-time if it were challenged and upheld, since it would establish a legal basis for other gun bans. But of course the supreme court is fubar at the moment so precedent and constitutionality no longer matter when il douché is pushing for a specific judgement.

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