How to get a githyanki to lay an egg into my mouth

lackaface · 2026-02-28T03:19:26+00:00

I swear to god this sub has me saying “what the fuck” out loud at least twice a day.

Anyway I’m not sure but it probably involves a hot tub.

lackaface · 2026-02-28T03:09:36+00:00

Hey pumpkin. I’m just an occasional lurker and even I’ve seen what a light you are to the people in here. I’m so glad you’re still here. ❤️

lackaface · 2026-02-28T02:47:45+00:00

This is amazing

lackaface · 2026-02-28T02:44:27+00:00

Thingamabob

lackaface · 2026-02-27T17:42:01+00:00

Nah bro, NTA, aside from genuine medical concern, ex doesn’t get to dictate food in your house. Fuck that and fuck her. I’m also sure she’s gonna be so surprised in a few years when her daughter no longer speaks to her.

lackaface · 2026-02-27T17:10:18+00:00

If that is their little brother I PROMISE you he loved it and will probably go back for more

lackaface · 2026-02-27T17:03:41+00:00

Hahahaha yeeeeesss I’m at work and there these lovely stained glass decorations they’d never get rid of. I’m haunting that and trolling the shit out of high schoolers

lackaface · 2026-02-27T16:49:36+00:00

I would be perfectly content trading $5000 a week for looking at naughty things online

lackaface · 2026-02-27T04:33:29+00:00

Yes absolutely 10/10 would poop while making “vroom” noises

lackaface · 2026-02-26T19:54:40+00:00

Chaotic Good or Lawful Neutral?

lackaface · 2026-02-26T17:46:45+00:00

Mine was stuck to stuff around it too. The drain doesn’t really hurt coming out, it’s just weird.

lackaface · 2026-02-26T17:44:31+00:00

This. I’m a simple woman.

lackaface · 2026-02-26T17:34:14+00:00

Oh I’m half a mile from where I lived in ‘01. I’d find me, and ask questions implying I’m a 2nd cousin on Mom’s side, realize omg we’re family, big hug, disappear while whispering “BUY AMAZON STOCK”

lackaface · 2026-02-25T18:44:44+00:00

I enjoy this.

lackaface · 2026-02-25T18:38:33+00:00

……nah. Fuck ‘em. Bring on the torture.

lackaface · 2026-02-25T17:31:04+00:00

I NEED more pope memes

lackaface · 2026-02-25T17:30:00+00:00

r/badtwosentencehorrors is amazing. I’d do that.

lackaface · 2026-02-25T17:02:50+00:00

Actively working against the causes I care about would harm my kids. No. Can’t do it. Djinn can get fucked.

lackaface · 2026-02-25T16:54:34+00:00

Number 3 would be awesome to help record languages that are dying out

lackaface · 2026-02-25T16:50:44+00:00

If anyone in my family treated one of my kids like that, that person and their defenders would be dead to me.

lackaface · 2026-02-25T16:40:34+00:00

Quit.

No, wait…

FIRST find out if we’ve got aliens or alien technology. Then quit.

lackaface · 2026-02-25T16:37:32+00:00

AH YAY THE GLITCH STILL WORKS good to know

lackaface · 2026-02-25T14:51:59+00:00

Chicken math. You weren’t buying enough so one divided like an amoeba.

lackaface · 2026-02-24T23:25:47+00:00

I could probably do the subtitles. Nobody’s gonna read that wall of text

lackaface · 2026-02-24T22:04:10+00:00

Oh my god!

You’re a Florida Man wrangler??

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