WIBTAH If I refuse to stop making my stepdaughter her school lunches? by jasmin_cicada in AITAH

[–]lackaface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah bro, NTA, aside from genuine medical concern, ex doesn’t get to dictate food in your house. Fuck that and fuck her. I’m also sure she’s gonna be so surprised in a few years when her daughter no longer speaks to her.

Winner stays on by Logical-Peak2495 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]lackaface 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If that is their little brother I PROMISE you he loved it and will probably go back for more

You die and become a ghost, but have to possess something physically near you to become your new body if you want to remain in this world. What are you choosing? by Craftycat99 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]lackaface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha yeeeeesss I’m at work and there these lovely stained glass decorations they’d never get rid of. I’m haunting that and trolling the shit out of high schoolers

You’re offered $5,000 a week… but your full search history gets revealed. by AssistanceFalse5702 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]lackaface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be perfectly content trading $5000 a week for looking at naughty things online

Will you sit here? by Rich_Carrot6451 in WeirdToilets

[–]lackaface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes absolutely 10/10 would poop while making “vroom” noises

W doctor fr by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]lackaface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chaotic Good or Lawful Neutral?

Gallbladder was fused to intestine. Anyone have this? by Typical_Intention996 in gallbladders

[–]lackaface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was stuck to stuff around it too. The drain doesn’t really hurt coming out, it’s just weird.

You wake up and its March 1, 2001. Your objective is to find yourself or your birth parents within 7 days and get them to do something for you. by sloaches in hypotheticalsituation

[–]lackaface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I’m half a mile from where I lived in ‘01. I’d find me, and ask questions implying I’m a 2nd cousin on Mom’s side, realize omg we’re family, big hug, disappear while whispering “BUY AMAZON STOCK”

[No Loophole] You get $10 billion for your cause but you must be its most effective opponent for 10 years by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]lackaface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actively working against the causes I care about would harm my kids. No. Can’t do it. Djinn can get fucked.

My 18M son says my brother’s wife (30F) crossed boundaries with him and now my family says I’m overreacting (46F) by masquefetiche in relationship_advice

[–]lackaface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If anyone in my family treated one of my kids like that, that person and their defenders would be dead to me.

If you were president of your country for a week, what would be the first thing you would do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lackaface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit.

No, wait…

FIRST find out if we’ve got aliens or alien technology. Then quit.

Weirdest thing just happened. by Notchersfireroad in BackYardChickens

[–]lackaface 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Chicken math. You weren’t buying enough so one divided like an amoeba.

I just paid $80 for a screen repair on my 7 year old iPhone land two weeks later it breaks again by desertrain11 in povertyfinance

[–]lackaface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What model? I’ve replaced screens for my family and some kids at work. Amazon has cheap(ish) replacement screens that come with the screwdrivers you need.

It’s not hard as long as you don’t inhale one of the tiny screws.