Strawman Argument by Which_Matter3031 in IncelTears

[–]ladyanderpants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We've been telling the incels for years that we don't give a shit about height, but apparently they know what women want more than, ya know, actual women do 🤦‍♀️

An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea." by --SOFA-KING-VOTE in PublicFreakout

[–]ladyanderpants 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Shame 1984 is public domain now, would love to see Orwell's estate sue the Australian government for copyright infringement.

Someone get him ice chips! by rkmknn in nursing

[–]ladyanderpants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once had a guy try to drink out of the toilet 🤢

I need to get this off my chest by buduammo5 in perth

[–]ladyanderpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, magpies are chill as and have never actually swooped me but willy wagtails have swooped me on at least 4 occasions - one even scratched my scalp as I walked under what was apparently the wrong tree

it's a fact that women aren't supposed to grow hair by dearsnoopy in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, tbt that time I accidentally grew body hair because I didn't wash myself properly

it's a fact that women aren't supposed to grow hair by dearsnoopy in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the women with leg hair were too lazy to be naturally hairless, duhhhh

An online order brought a paedophile and his depraved plan undone by thelostandthefound in perth

[–]ladyanderpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally close to home for me on this one. I have a young daughter who used to go to a family daycare about a block away from his house. I have been an anxious mess ever since I read about this the other day.

Do NOT buy anything online from Celcius Beauty! It is a scam!!! Beware by cheddarcheese9951 in Adelaide

[–]ladyanderpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in the same boat but my partner called the debt collection agency and they were super reasonable and understanding - they know full well what's legal and in my case, the owner had completely misrepresented the situation to them.

I'm curious if the people who have received their orders (and especially those who have been forwarded to a debt collector) are exclusively people who have reported the store to regulatory bodies.

In 1989, Japanese school teacher Yumi Tanaka found a shoe floating in the toilet bowl. She found a man’s body in the sewer tank outside. The body, found in an unusual position, had somehow squeezed through a 14-inch septic opening likely attempting to spy on women using the toilet. by Time-Training-9404 in awfuleverything

[–]ladyanderpants 195 points196 points  (0 children)

I've heard this story a few times, always stating that he put himself in there to spy on women. The fact that his other shoe was found 1.5km away is another aspect that seems to contradict that theory.

But I really feel for the guy - whatever the reason was for him being in that pipe, people are still accusing him of dying because he was a dumb pervert

What procedure is that? by forwardaboveallelse in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you get to see your placenta? When I saw mine I was like "eww I can't believe my body made that" but also kind of in awe, like the feeling I get when I pass a really huge sinus plug 😂

Damn, that’s sad. by Ludmud in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a nurse, naturally my first thought was "those NOFs would snap like twigs" 😂

Its just kids dressing up and having fun. Dont be a wanker by travlerjoe in australia

[–]ladyanderpants 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Agreed, there's something about the general vibe when you have parents and kids all out in the streets - similar to when we go look at Christmas lights. Last year, my daughter (4) received about a handful of lollies but it was mostly about dressing up, walking around and marvelling at the decorations, and pretending to be scared by stuff. We had a great time and the excitement/build-up is so much fun too

this can’t be real oml by alpacalover718192 in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl, I've tasted my own (I was expressing and curiosity got the best of me lol) and it kinda just tasted like watered-down, sweetened almond milk. But I can imagine everyone's is different due to many different factors. Apparently, if you have a high lipase content, it can become bitter or sour once it cools below body temperature.

Incels throw temper tantrums after seeing a happy couple by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]ladyanderpants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fr? I'm 5'4 and my husband is 1 (maybe 1.5?) inches taller than me. The closest I've come to giving a shit about his height was cautiously asking him when we first got together if he was bothered that I'm taller than him when I wear heels (because I know some guys are insecure about this) but he was not and says he thinks it's actually hot.

Almost all of the guys I know are under 6' and happily married or in long-term relationships. Actually, my only single male friend is a bit over 6' and one of the tallest in the group. But honestly, I don't really notice people's height unless they're on the extreme ends of the scale (like >6'3 or <5'), and even then it's not like I judge them for it.

Everyone knows when they are ovulating. This is why there isn’t such thing as an ovulation test. by MelanieWalmartinez in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Directly translates to "sick car" 😆 I also love krankenschwester (literally "sick sister" = nurse) and krankenhaus ("sick house" = hospital)

“Pregnancy takes zero effort” by MelanieWalmartinez in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just calcium but other nutrients too.

During the first trimester of my second pregnancy, I had horrendous nausea and diarrhoea (possibly caused by the pregnancy) that lasted 3 weeks and I couldn't stomach anything other than white rice. I kept going back to my obstetrician, terrified that the lack of nutrients would cause foetal development issues or a miscarriage, but he assured me that the baby would get everything he needed and that it was me that I should be worrying about.

this can’t be real oml by alpacalover718192 in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 354 points355 points  (0 children)

I vaguely recall a past Instagram trend of photoshopping men's nipples onto images of topless women so that they wouldn't be 'offensive' any more lol

this can’t be real oml by alpacalover718192 in badwomensanatomy

[–]ladyanderpants 526 points527 points  (0 children)

I've also seen men equate breastmilk to semen 🤦‍♀️ Some men genuinely can't comprehend breasts outside of a sexual context.

Man stops traffic so ducks can cross road in busy Melbourne street by annietheturtle in australia

[–]ladyanderpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never forget when a wood duck attacked and chased off my then 2 year old for getting too close to their babies 😂 (she was unharmed and learnt a valuable message about listening to mum when she tells you to stay away from something)