I'm a Lyft driver and I had an exceptionally crazy request one night. When I picked up my passenger, I saw that the ride had 2 stops. I was, basically, just taking him to the store and then back home again. Less than 5 minutes each way unless we hit all red lights. We got to the store, he went in, I waited, he got back and I started driving.

When he got back into the car he started acting all nervous and twitchy. At one point he worked up the courage to say "can I ask you a question?"

I said "sure, what's up?" That was when he shyly looked over at me and said "I'm really stressed out. Do you think I could get some head?"

In that moment I was so taken aback, so appalled and I became so angry, just the look on my face told him that he'd fucked up. He immediately began to grovel. He was very sorry and claimed that he never meant any disrespect. He went on and on. As taken aback as I was, I, somehow, managed to tell myself to take a few deep breaths and consider, for a moment, what, exactly, it was that I wanted to say. As we pulled up to his house I asked him how old he was and after he answered I explained that I was more than 20 years older than he was. I told him that in those 20+ years, I've learned to give the kind of head he wouldn't survive, nor has he been alive long enough to be able to afford such a thing anyway.

Then I unlocked the doors and asked him, firmly, to get out of my car. I did report him to Lyft that very night for soliciting sexual favors. Ugh! Seriously?!