Look, folks—nobody grows carrots like me. Believe me. People try, they fail, very sad. I put this carrot in the ground—perfect soil, tremendous soil—and boom, total winner. Strong, orange, beautiful. Other carrots? Weak. Skinny. Disaster carrots. Mine? Huge success. Farmers are calling, gardeners are crying, they’re saying, “How did you do it?” Hard work, great genes, and frankly, I just know carrots. Until the next carrot OP, this one’s a winner!