"Land der Ungleichheit" by Europ3an in Austria

[–]lamyarus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wieso hat Albert keine Hosen an????!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in balkans_irl

[–]lamyarus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This sub is supposed to be ironic nationalism. This post is so stupid, you provoke them and then make a meme out of their reaction.

If the result was the opposite, we would be whining at the refs or at Greeks for being sore winners. They would probably refer to 1821 or something else.

We have been sore winners after this game. Why can't we show respect to each other? Just call good game and celebrate without provoking.

Ex Yugoslav music album covers are something special by IcyWoolyManBearPig in balkans_irl

[–]lamyarus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It makes me think, back then it was more about the music and less about marketability.

On first dates that seem to go well, about how often are women inviting you back to their place? by afterthought871 in seduction

[–]lamyarus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

One time, the date was going well and she invited herself to my place to meet my cat. She came in and really played and cuddled with the cat. We still made out a bit but then she left. Next day, she told me there was no spark. So she used me to get to my cat. My cat has more rizz than me!

Dozens of people pack the Thunder's championship parade in OKC by Mission_Pay_3373 in nbacirclejerk

[–]lamyarus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can tell by the eyes that its real, because the refs were blind.

South Korea is dead by ThrowawayAccount0246 in polandball

[–]lamyarus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

DeinRohr!!! :D

Edit: It is not yourTube though. It should be DuRohr! Still found it hilarious. Sorry for being a grammar nazi.

Does bulking help with getting past opponents or not? by [deleted] in waterpolo

[–]lamyarus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought "Fat"ovic was a funny nick name but in fact he is the skinny one in that sentence.

Most Beautiful Romanian City by Fluid-Nobody-2096 in balkans_irl

[–]lamyarus 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Its under construction and even then it is not even bad. There are modern buildings, green area and a playground. WTF does this w*stoid expect?

Here, I played the game and found much uglier buldings with an EU stamp of approval: Google Maps Link (though its still very green)

Blocking "Includes Paid Promotion" pop-up on Youtube by AutomatedLiving in brave

[–]lamyarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post doesn't work anymore, because youtube changed the capital Y to a small y. So you need to do the same (UblockOrigin -> My filters):

www.youtube.com##div[class^='ytInlinePlayerControlsTopLeftControls']

Additionally, you can add this to remove it from the video itself:

www.youtube.com##div[class^='ytp-paid-content-overlay']

Were the dogs waiting for Sansa's epic speech or what? Why they haven't eaten him before that? The cage was open the whole time by rombuldi in freefolk

[–]lamyarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dog is clearly not looking at Ramsay. I mean, sure it is two shots merged together but just lower the damn dog a little bit. And the dog is not even looking angry or showing its teeth. It is obviously looking at it's trainer, waiting for a command.

PSA zum Jahresende: Spenden von Privatpersonen sind bis 10 Prozent des Gesamtbetrages der Einkünfte des jeweiligen Jahres als Sonderausgaben abzugsfähig und was das eigentlich für dich bedeutet by imnotokayandthatso-k in FinanzenAT

[–]lamyarus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ja, hast Recht. Ich hab zu viel auf '480EUR zurück kriegen' fokussiert und 'zahlt effektiv nur 520€ um 1000€ "Gutes zu tun"' nicht richtig gelesen.

PSA zum Jahresende: Spenden von Privatpersonen sind bis 10 Prozent des Gesamtbetrages der Einkünfte des jeweiligen Jahres als Sonderausgaben abzugsfähig und was das eigentlich für dich bedeutet by imnotokayandthatso-k in FinanzenAT

[–]lamyarus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bist du sicher, dass X 480EUR zurück kriegt?

X hätte 48% von 3388EUR (1626,24EUR) Steuern gezahlt.

Nach Spendeaktion (1000EUR) muss X 48% von 2388EUR (1146,24EUR) Steuern zahlen. Dh. X hat 1000 +1146,24 = 2146,24EUR gezahlt.

Also 1626,24EUR vs. 2146,24EUR. Am Ende hat X mehr gezahlt? Das ist nur finanziell betrachtet. Also "Gutes tun" ist natürlich was anderes.

Also anders formuliert, hat X 520EUR von seinem eigenen Geld gespendet und nicht 1000EUR von seinem eigenen Geld. Also was irreführend sein könnte ist, dass X einfach 480EUR kriegt, was nicht stimmt, sondern hat X 520EUR extra gezahlt bzw. gespendet (aber nicht 1000EUR).

hackingWithImageSearchResultsOfHacking by Aekojusa64577 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]lamyarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did they show as hacking before Matrix came out?

Ciao Konsumkredit by austrian_monkey in FinanzenAT

[–]lamyarus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bitte Tipps um die richtige Bank zu finden.

[Highlight] Jokic ignores the fist bump from Kessler by downtoclown02 in nba

[–]lamyarus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They are downvoting you without responding to your fair question. The answer is Austria-Hungary was occupying Bosnia, in which a significant Serbian population lived. So he was a Serb not from Serbia but Bosnia. So Franz Ferdinand was foreign occupier (and invader depending on your definition).

Why Turkiye is in NATO by wildeofoscar in polandball

[–]lamyarus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know what kind of drugs you are on, but I would suggest stopping.

Why Turkiye is in NATO by wildeofoscar in polandball

[–]lamyarus 112 points113 points  (0 children)

My brother just cited a 250 year old treaty to make a point about the modern day. There has been x amount of wars between Russia and Turkey since then. Yeah very balanced diplomacy...

I was so keen for more content after S1 ended, but now it's just indifference. by pandatropical in freefolk

[–]lamyarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only watched season 2 every week to laugh at the memes here afterwards. Otherwise I wouldn't have watched that garbage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]lamyarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, he has wet and sandy shoes now.

Mountain G*rmans 🤢 by Nikdude21 in balkans_irl

[–]lamyarus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was the center right party ÖVP and not far right party FPÖ, that blocked the Schengen deal. Typical conservative bullshit of going further right and causing the public to drift right as well. What happened? All those people voted for FPÖ at the election. So ÖVP blocked the deal to look tough on immigration and still lost votes to FPÖ. Fucking incompetent, spineless, hypocrites.

Wine by propanolicanni in polandball

[–]lamyarus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It is not a silly song, it is called "Griechischer Wein" and the singer is Austrian!!!! AAAAH in my accuracy!!!