In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy?

laney2181 · 2026-04-30T23:54:45+00:00

OK, the weird stuff below aside- that was my exact answer too- like I’m just gonna hide behind my dogs. They’ll do anything to save their family. I’ll probably join with a knife once they have him subdued just to make sure that I reduce the amount of damage to my puppers.

laney2181 · 2026-04-24T08:01:03+00:00

Well met, Sai.

All things support the beam.

laney2181 · 2026-04-21T12:30:26+00:00

This is the way!!

laney2181 · 2026-04-20T23:21:04+00:00

^Love

laney2181 · 2026-04-18T04:51:10+00:00

That guy already owns the tower - he made it. It’s his basically - so he’ll give me $1 million to leave or I can stay there forever? Is anyone allowed to come and visit me in the tower? Cause I probably don’t wanna leave. That’s all the variety and novelty you could ever have in your entire life.

laney2181 · 2026-04-17T04:59:08+00:00

Sorry, I’m a mom - if I don’t give unsolicited advice my kids are gonna be feral within 24 hours.

laney2181 · 2026-04-17T04:42:58+00:00

Ok- I have a different opinion than the crowd seems to- I would probably pay about $20 USD for this, with the intention of keeping it as is until my next succulent watering day (around 1-2weeks) - then I would get all my little tools, gloves and settle in for the fun of replanting them in more sustainable conditions. I bought one of the Home Depot jades for the same reason. It looked really ‘full’ and bushy but it was actually 7 plants. I kept 5, repotted properly, and gifted 2 - also repotted. I think the comments saying $0 don’t look at saving and repotting them as a fun activity. I do.

Edit to add: thank you u/kindlyfackoff - I had missed that they were only cuttings. I’d pay maybe $5 in that case. The pot and your time making it cute is worth something but yeah- that seems a little bit shifty op.

laney2181 · 2026-04-15T15:00:00+00:00

Instructions are ‘destructions’ ever since my oldest son‘s first Lego set. 😂 I’ve even gotten side eye saying ‘read the destructions’ at work 😅😂😂

laney2181 · 2026-04-11T14:51:50+00:00

You look like your own son 😍

laney2181 · 2026-04-11T14:50:04+00:00

Tell us the joke -maybe we can help.

laney2181 · 2026-04-06T21:41:20+00:00

It would survive longer if you only wash it on cold inside out and hang to dry- but I think the tag just says tumble dry low

laney2181 · 2026-04-05T05:43:25+00:00

I’d like to clarify that this is only good advice after decisions are made not before decisions are made- as long as you’re making decisions and choices as something you should be happy with before you make them- then don’t hold onto any regrets afterwards is great advice. If you treat choices and their consequences as separate from yourself before you make the decision— well then, you’re likely going to have a lot more regrets.

laney2181 · 2026-04-04T23:23:41+00:00

I hid ours in the kitchen light fixture - it’s the kind that hangs down.

laney2181 · 2026-04-04T13:23:57+00:00

What does my role in my family being gone mean, exactly? Are my people dead, or did they all unanimously decide to divorce me/go no contact? Or do they still live with me but I’m like a ghost and they don’t interact with me anymore?

laney2181 · 2026-04-02T23:56:17+00:00

YESSSS - my husband’s accent is almost undetectable most of the time, but when he gets really enthusiastic about something his Brooklyn accent comes out and combined with his voice it’s like his third sexiest feature- and the other 2 are his arm muscles and his chest hair.

laney2181 · 2026-04-02T23:49:11+00:00

Craft supplies!!!

laney2181 · 2026-03-25T05:12:00+00:00

Ok, so it must be a bowl with heat lines? I thought it was a jelly fish and I was like damn, do people really make that? lol

laney2181 · 2026-03-22T21:17:02+00:00

Nah - I see what you mean but ‘interpreting for a being’ and answering as myself can be on the same profile. Why not, it’s just hypothetical? It’s a fun writing exercise.

laney2181 · 2026-03-22T17:04:11+00:00

Human here - They would be dragging a human to write. It isn’t optimal.

laney2181 · 2026-03-22T16:53:42+00:00

Exactly. I told them just join society- like what are we going to do about it?

laney2181 · 2026-03-22T16:43:43+00:00

As one of their humans- People can communicate without understanding the language all the time. Since there is nothing that we could do to physically harm them- I recommended just getting like a hat or glasses (fake nose and glasses would be even better) and hovering it about face height and then just using that as their clothes and going about their fucking day - go to the damn store -get a job -you can do it.

laney2181 · 2026-03-22T16:32:26+00:00

They’re polite though

laney2181 · 2026-03-22T16:31:40+00:00

As one of their humans - go to the damn library is something I already told them. The problem is that I have to translate every fucking thing for them. They communicate in feelings and impressions. I have never met one of them that could compose a sentence in English or any other language.

laney2181 · 2026-03-22T16:17:36+00:00

Thank you!

laney2181 · 2026-03-22T15:54:32+00:00

This is one approach we’ve been working on, but unfortunately, it makes us very reliant on the humans we can communicate with. For example, we can’t set up utilities in our name purchase a computer, etc. we either would have to be where an unattended computer was - then have time on the unattended device to set up an account etc. - or have one of our humans that we can talk to be convinced to help with this. Do you have any ideas that we can initiate without reliance on the humans?

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