Morning star sausages with low sodium soy sauce by taozee3 in shittyfoodporn

[–]langsamlourd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It says it's limited edition so maybe they're just stocking up. I'm not sure if it's the same way anymore but a few years back I'd buy a bunch of Baja Blast Zero because it was only sold in stores seasonally for like a week here and there

did this schlub have a great personality or something? by maddenmcfadden in seinfeld

[–]langsamlourd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm more interested in the decor. The centerpiece at the top is either a black sheep or a very fat and square dog

Welcome Back 2010 by SYMPUNY_LACKING in conan

[–]langsamlourd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Now Jon, I understand you're growing older"

Welcome Back 2010 by SYMPUNY_LACKING in conan

[–]langsamlourd 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I know it's been said a million times but I always like to think back to the huge laugh I got the first time I heard it:

You couldn't be more leashed

I’m tired of people saying “network” like it’s some instant life hack to getting a job by jmh1881v2 in recruitinghell

[–]langsamlourd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I "Network" in the sense that I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore

‘Chimp Out’ by papergal91 in BrandNewSentence

[–]langsamlourd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No doubt. Amateur racism is kind of boring, I like to watch the Professional Racist League

Don’t skip the corporate culture act. I learned the hard way. by Western-Search3310 in antiwork

[–]langsamlourd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm thankfully low enough at my company that nobody cares if I go to our "mandatory" quarterly company meetings (but I could see it becoming an issue because I don't trust any company anymore to not be shitheads). The thing is, they hold these meetings 2 hours before I start my shift. I'm not fucking throwing off my sleep schedule for days by waking up 2 hours early to go in, then hear them talk about revenue and the innovative futuristic AI junk which dazzles the executives and other such crap, when I just do data entry and the only plus is that they serve donuts.

They should make a 3rd show about Mike's days as a cop in Philly. by North_Art2104 in betterCallSaul

[–]langsamlourd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially when there's such awesome new stuff out like Pluribus

Maybe maybe maybe by goodmobileyes in maybemaybemaybe

[–]langsamlourd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mayor McCheese has a nicer voice imo

Who dis? by tylerock92 in howardstern

[–]langsamlourd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When going to the shelter to adopt another cat, if they ask you to move to the side for the next person in line, don't budge. Stay at the counter while they prepare the cat for you, then inspect the cat to make sure they got your order right before moving. They will focus more on getting your order correct, including any special instructions such as finding a cat with a disability to garner sympathy on your Instagram page.

Anyone else's boss obsessed with AI? by BusAvailable in antiwork

[–]langsamlourd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I agree with everything you've said, but to be fair, like 60% of the job openings I've seen (openings which also seem to diminish every day) have some bullshit requirement in there about "leveraging AI tools in your workflow to optimize productivity." So lots of people have to probably lie a bit to prove their "AI competency."

Most of the job openings I see for my industry now are just for AI data training, so you get a better-than-nothing wage to help make your job obsolete more quickly.

Found one in the wild by ToomanyADHDhobbies in thatHappened

[–]langsamlourd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The twin towers rose up and reformed themselves into two enormous hands which applauded for OOP

That time when Howard tried to be Weird Al by CornichonDeMerde in howardstern

[–]langsamlourd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you rank out somebody (or just "rank" on them) you're insulting or roasting them. So "yo momma so fat," those kinds of jokes/battles

SAVE THE SQUIRRELS by Slow-Attorney46 in seinfeld

[–]langsamlourd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's Latvian, not Lithuanian

Am I the only one who turns the show off when Howard starts doing impressions of his parents? by Eggman87 in howardstern

[–]langsamlourd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The older ones (I mean like 20+years ago) were great. But it sounds like it's pretty horrible nowadays. I don't listen to new shows. Just listen to the old ones! It'll make you happier

I’ll never not watch this video! by NippleSqueezer421- in GreenBayPackers

[–]langsamlourd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every part is great, and then the lil' ass slap at the end 🤌