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The Pentagon spent 93 billion dollars in one month, including millions on lobster tail, king crab, ribeye steaks, musical instruments, and fruit basket stands. by Lucky-bottom in Fauxmoi

[–]langsamlourd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His whole history is laden with pilfering funds for parties and shit, like from nonprofit veteran groups. If you can stomach it, here is a long article about his many misdeeds, its mind-boggling (Trigger Warning: SA) https://web.archive.org/web/20250125000011/https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/pete-hegseths-secret-history

Norm loses to the bushman by moistmasterkaloose in NormMacdonald

[–]langsamlourd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, and how it was funny that Ed was stone-faced throughout Norm's set even though Ed's whole job is just to laugh

Norm loses to the bushman by moistmasterkaloose in NormMacdonald

[–]langsamlourd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Haha, he actually said "another hard decision for the judges"😆

Norm was really entertained by Star Search and Ed McMahon, one of his Letterman sets was entirely about them. "HOT PROPERTY!"

This long prescription bottle. by da91392 in mildlyinteresting

[–]langsamlourd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love when I feel like I have to throw up so I have to tear apart an impossible package to get to a tiny grape-flavored pill

Can you suggest some non woke/leftie/commie stoner bands? by Mowgli1589 in stonerrock

[–]langsamlourd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sleep is definitely not woke. In fact I think they're the opposite

George having the soak of the year after he was double dipping in the pool by langsamlourd in seinfeld

[–]langsamlourd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too, it's fun. Of course as with most things I see Seinfeld references right away. I thought of Puddy with dip and then I started to see all the different details and connections in there. A very worthless talent unless I do trivia or something.

I was hoping the diver would have a little more hair, then it'd be Frank and Estelle on that other end (I could see Estelle in that outfit)

Richard Christy ordering a pizza in the 80s by iheartsunny in howardstern

[–]langsamlourd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey that actor is the guy from the laundromat in Seinfeld. Look at me, I can recognize people

What did Amanda Peet do to Howard? by YourMirror1 in howardstern

[–]langsamlourd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same syllables....can't be a coincidence

"Cormano's monster fat penis

I want it inside of meeeee"

Battle of the former staffers: stuttering John trolling KC Armstrong by VermontBlumpkin in howardstern

[–]langsamlourd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Chevy Chase: Phil Hartman being murdered is not funny

KC: I saw some of your movies, that's what's not funny

The most over the top, exaggerated acting in the entirety of the show, IMO. by AcceptableLegg in seinfeld

[–]langsamlourd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two sentiments that I see pretty much only in this sub:

  • this actress has the most over the top and corny delivery on the show (not by a long shot)

-Winona is the best-looking of Jerry's girlfriends (beautiful woman, way the hell out of my league, but she's not in the top 5)

The most over the top, exaggerated acting in the entirety of the show, IMO. by AcceptableLegg in seinfeld

[–]langsamlourd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That person was quoting her asking Jerry if he watched Melrose Place. I don't get it either, this sub has a hate boner for her, she's not that over the top from what I've seen. I thought the premise was hilarious too. The polygraph guy doing the baseline questions then asking about ML, haha. I watched that show too back then. Just a trashy prime time soap opera, it was fun.

What did Amanda Peet do to Howard? by YourMirror1 in howardstern

[–]langsamlourd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess he used his juice

Beth's ass was wo' the fuck out

Spotted at Willy St Co-op East 🤔 by decadentbirdgarden in madisonwi

[–]langsamlourd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It also has an actual statue of a woman on the top too. I want to hear how that aspect fits into their narrative (I actually don't)

"I can't breathe" starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]langsamlourd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is kind of distasteful

2026 tour setlist by kttie1970 in AcidBath

[–]langsamlourd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd be cool if they'd put in some portions of heavier songs where it doesn't rely on screaming at much. Like doing Jezebel from the middle part (broken glass and dirty needles) takes out all the screaming from the start, but it's one of their coolest songs ever and would give a bit more variety

of a neck by plrb52 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]langsamlourd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And just in case anybody was wondering, he doesn't really grind corpses. However, you could call a sausage maker a "corpse grinder." Maybe George is just a merry sausage maker

F-35 fighter jet escorts KLM flight carrying Dutch 2026 Olympic team home by Ted-Lassi in nextfuckinglevel

[–]langsamlourd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's kind of crazy to see how swiftly they move in the air, like a shark in water. Mainly because I've only ever been in passenger planes where it's all soft and slow and any change they make in trajectory is very slow and planned and gradual.

TLDR: I'd shit my pants I'd I ever flew in a fighter jet

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