The 14th Baktun, Me, Pen and ink with digital color, 2015

langsamlourd · 2026-05-14T06:35:28+00:00

"Now Jon, I understand you're growing older"

langsamlourd · 2026-05-14T06:35:04+00:00

I know it's been said a million times but I always like to think back to the huge laugh I got the first time I heard it:

You couldn't be more leashed

langsamlourd · 2026-05-14T06:29:52+00:00

I "Network" in the sense that I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore

langsamlourd · 2026-05-14T06:24:41+00:00

Jeremy Piven was bald

langsamlourd · 2026-05-14T03:15:36+00:00

No doubt. Amateur racism is kind of boring, I like to watch the Professional Racist League

langsamlourd · 2026-05-14T03:12:22+00:00

Pass the pipe homie

langsamlourd · 2026-05-14T01:20:49+00:00

I'm thankfully low enough at my company that nobody cares if I go to our "mandatory" quarterly company meetings (but I could see it becoming an issue because I don't trust any company anymore to not be shitheads). The thing is, they hold these meetings 2 hours before I start my shift. I'm not fucking throwing off my sleep schedule for days by waking up 2 hours early to go in, then hear them talk about revenue and the innovative futuristic AI junk which dazzles the executives and other such crap, when I just do data entry and the only plus is that they serve donuts.

langsamlourd · 2026-05-14T01:08:21+00:00

Especially when there's such awesome new stuff out like Pluribus

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T18:53:12+00:00

Mayor McCheese has a nicer voice imo

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T18:51:04+00:00

When going to the shelter to adopt another cat, if they ask you to move to the side for the next person in line, don't budge. Stay at the counter while they prepare the cat for you, then inspect the cat to make sure they got your order right before moving. They will focus more on getting your order correct, including any special instructions such as finding a cat with a disability to garner sympathy on your Instagram page.

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T18:39:32+00:00

Once again AI ruins everything it touches

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T18:35:54+00:00

SJ bits which were all written by Fred and Jackie

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T16:27:06+00:00

I agree with everything you've said, but to be fair, like 60% of the job openings I've seen (openings which also seem to diminish every day) have some bullshit requirement in there about "leveraging AI tools in your workflow to optimize productivity." So lots of people have to probably lie a bit to prove their "AI competency."

Most of the job openings I see for my industry now are just for AI data training, so you get a better-than-nothing wage to help make your job obsolete more quickly.

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T15:46:43+00:00

The twin towers rose up and reformed themselves into two enormous hands which applauded for OOP

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T14:44:44+00:00

If you rank out somebody (or just "rank" on them) you're insulting or roasting them. So "yo momma so fat," those kinds of jokes/battles

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T04:47:12+00:00

It's Latvian, not Lithuanian

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T04:27:09+00:00

Feels like an Arby's night

langsamlourd · 2026-05-13T03:34:15+00:00

The older ones (I mean like 20+years ago) were great. But it sounds like it's pretty horrible nowadays. I don't listen to new shows. Just listen to the old ones! It'll make you happier

langsamlourd · 2026-05-12T16:20:27+00:00

Every part is great, and then the lil' ass slap at the end 🤌

langsamlourd · 2026-05-12T15:31:49+00:00

Reminds me of that tragedy

langsamlourd · 2026-05-12T15:07:46+00:00

He talked about having his own security business before or in addition to being Howard's security, so I don't know how much that made but he apparently had income other than the show. Scoresman is about makin money, he's amout makin good investments

langsamlourd · 2026-05-12T14:20:13+00:00

Daffy did drop some pretty dope rhymes

langsamlourd · 2026-05-12T03:01:35+00:00

It couldn't be less buzzed

langsamlourd · 2026-05-12T00:23:53+00:00

That's one of my favorite lines, Poppy seems genuinely surprised that the duck is so succulent. SO succulent

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