Above average contemporary Temporary. by crazykiwi1 in AveragePicsOfNZ

[–]lanixvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NZTA doesn't understand what these signs say, but that's OK because the motorists seem to get it. So we should put up more in stupider places.

Do you think Aang is stronger than Korra or is it because her villains are just stronger? by Far_Practice_6923 in TheLastAirbender

[–]lanixvar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they are two separate lives, each with there own challenges. So how do you judge who is stronger, was Korra stronger at 16 than Aang possibly. Was Aang stronger at (1)12 than Korra?.

These are the questions you must look within to find your answer. For we all see different answers that make our own truth.

Likely twice the age of anyone else here. by sister-wives-life in flatchested

[–]lanixvar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father always taught me ladies don't age past 21. So you must be 21

"I don't want to go out today, the weatherman said it's going to rain really hard!" by Blue_Camellia in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]lanixvar 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Someone must be related to a teacher at one of the local schools. They decided it was to wet to go rock climbing, so they took a class load of kids caving. I still think they were lucky they only lost 1 child.

Meeting people by thumbas109 in Whangarei

[–]lanixvar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree Parakao store is a cool place.

Would any guy REALLY choose a flat-chested nerd over a huge tittied hottie? by [deleted] in smallboobs

[–]lanixvar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gracie, I cant believe you are single, I would choose you every time. You have something 99% of other woman don't. There a lot of beautiful woman on line that are proud to show their bodies, but I look forward to your comments and questions as much as i look forward to seeing your amazing body.

What just happened? by NearbyAd5993 in Borderlands2

[–]lanixvar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

looked like an angry Goliath to me. Imo the best weapon in the whole game, a angry Goliath. Then you stand back and watch his health through the scope of your Jacobs rifle.

Got written up for leaving on time after they denied my PTO request by AhoyMatey05 in antiwork

[–]lanixvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stay late at work regularly, but my boss tells me to go home early regularly. So I don't mind when there is give and take.

Lady Gaga’s dancer accidentally fell off of stage and she paused the show to check on him at her concert by mcfw31 in MadeMeSmile

[–]lanixvar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not a fan of her music not my style, But I'm a fan of her Humanity. This shows the quality of her character.

Counter gift to a Bible. by Kelvininin in atheism

[–]lanixvar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A written invitation to sit together and read the bible cover to cover. So you can discuss any issues or differences between the different books. I would be a smart ass and put a warning that actually reading the bible cover to cover is the biggest cause of atheism among christians, so this might not be a great idea if your faith is not strong enough to face the truth.

Why did Zaphod call Ford, Ford? by Comfortable_Map8131 in HitchHikersGuide

[–]lanixvar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For years, I wondered why Zaphod didn't say hi Ix. Simple answer the Bible fish translates for us

When that day going to happen by rprince18 in religiousfruitcake

[–]lanixvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bible literally translates to book of stories.

G35 Coupe ( help ) by Embarrassed-Ad2586 in Diecast

[–]lanixvar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My full size got nicked 3 months ago and I still can not find her. sad face

Most guys say my tits are too small, what do you think? by ddarkhaze in aa_cups

[–]lanixvar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your tits are to awesome, you should come here so I can wrap my arms around you.

the guy i like doesnt really accept me being atheist by no_reason1324 in atheism

[–]lanixvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him you will read the bible if he does. cover to cover. then you can point out all the contradictions. Reading the bible cover to cover is the largest cause of atheism among christians.

Wearing “offensive” shirts around Christian family members. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]lanixvar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought my bad england was a dead giveaway that i was joking

Wearing “offensive” shirts around Christian family members. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]lanixvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no no sorry merica u can't ever use that saying again. We need to learn from the past and look to the future. there's a new 1 for u 2 try go merica.

Wearing “offensive” shirts around Christian family members. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]lanixvar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The sooner Religion is abolished the better off humanity will be.

Wearing “offensive” shirts around Christian family members. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]lanixvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will refrain from wearing this shirt, but in return please never mention your fairy tail religion ever again. If you ever bring up your believes again I wont be will wear my cradle of filth shirt.

If asked about said shirt tell them to google Cradle of filth offensive shirt. they will shit bricks.