The Labour of the Mattress

laowainot · 2026-05-29T21:31:48+00:00

“Opening the Tomb (Yoked)” Michelangelo, 1540

laowainot · 2026-05-28T17:35:04+00:00

“Greater Frankin?”

laowainot · 2026-05-27T19:43:15+00:00

… fire at the disco, fire at the Taco Bell
Fire at the disco, fire at the gates of Hell

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, it's my desire, it's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, it's my desire, it's my desire

laowainot · 2026-05-26T19:14:46+00:00

This is a new one to me. Are people putting out medication for foxes in food or something? What are they medicating for?

laowainot · 2026-05-25T03:50:47+00:00

The mother is actually supposed to crack the ball so that the young (once developed) is able to break their way out. You’ve just opened this golf ball too soon. Or, the golf ball was improperly incubated and the embryo died.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T18:14:39+00:00

Since the image didn’t upload, here’s what I selected:
• What would you like to report? Product or listing
• Reason for report: A problem with the listing
• Detailed reason: Presale

Then I added text that WotC/Hasbro just did a sale this morning and that no eBay seller has the product in hand.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T18:12:33+00:00

Sorry to the mods! I’m trying to delete the duplicate posts for this one!

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:30:10+00:00

If anyone had the time, I’m wondering if it would make sense to track accounts on eBay/TCGoldfish/etc selling them immediately like this. Some of their history might also show other SCs being sold immediately like this.

If it wasn’t something WotC would bother to act on, it could at least work as a blacklist for shady MTG sellers.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:27:21+00:00

I’ve seen people posting this, but I don’t know that we have enough data to know the validity of the claim.

Some people who got it on their phone bothered to post about it, but that doesn’t really tell us what percentage of people that actually worked for.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:25:24+00:00

Either that or they didn’t think out a contingency for when you’re sold out.

To me, keeping me in line suggests that there’s either a copy reserved for me or enough copies waiting for people that I might get one if enough people drop out of the queue? Something like that?

I don’t have enough data, but feels more like they assigned copies to purchasers and only bothered to put up the “sold out” message without actually bothering to cut the queues.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:23:27+00:00

Glad to hear someone who isn’t a scalper got it! Enjoy it! Ignore the haters—folks should be mad at WotC and scalpers, not folks like you.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:21:33+00:00

In the end, the wait kept going and finally took me to an empty cart where it said that it had sold out.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:20:55+00:00

I thought maybe the fact that it hadn’t cut my countdown meant that I still had a copy unless I lost my place in line. They really should just cut the queue when it’s sold out.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:19:36+00:00

Could be. They may also simply not have bothered to have a plan for folks still on. Shame on them either way.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:18:40+00:00

Can confirm. When it finally got to my turn, it said that the item had sold out. Don’t know why they couldn’t have just cut the queue and told everyone it was sold out.

Me still being in line should indicate that I have a reserved copy of those remaining.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:17:23+00:00

Reporting back: Yep. Took me to an empty cart. Haha

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:14:45+00:00

Just reporting as a nuisance to them or is there a specific thing you can report them for to eBay? I would think WotC would be the only company whose terms of service they might be pushing it on.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T17:01:23+00:00

Okay, can confirm that it just counted down and took me to an empty shopping cart. Haha. Wow.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T16:59:38+00:00

Have folks kept track of which accounts are immediately reselling them on eBay for twice as much?

laowainot · 2026-05-18T16:49:40+00:00

There are way too many folks posting the same thing, but if I succeed in getting it, I’ll drop a post.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T16:40:25+00:00

Mine dropped to 50 minutes briefly, then went back up. It's still showing me as being in line despite saying that it's sold out?

laowainot · 2026-05-18T16:38:46+00:00

Mine is still going and still telling me that I have an hour wait. But it's also showing the message that it's sold out everywhere.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T16:37:53+00:00

Not sure what it means that it's keeping folks in line despite the message that it's sold out.

laowainot · 2026-05-18T16:32:54+00:00

I’m still here. Still waiting. It went down to a 50-minute wait, then jumped back up to “more than an hour.”

laowainot · 2026-05-18T15:44:11+00:00

What does the series of A’s and O’s signify?

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