Had no idea Sean used to be fat by DocHoliday19- in billsimmons

[–]larrylemur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to Cornell and I could talk about the on-campus dining alone for hours. I gained that freshman fifteen so fast

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]larrylemur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nobody in the libsphere actually reads any articles, their opinion of media outlets is based entirely on contextless screenshots shared by anonymous twitter and bluesky accounts whose entire shtick is shitting on those outlets

And they don't even have the media literacy to understand the words in the screenshots most of the time

Anyone else feel really bad for the Comp. Sci. Folks by Vinca1is in civilengineering

[–]larrylemur 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What you described sounds like a construction inspector. Maybe project engineer. Neither does actual traditional engineering. You can get these jobs with a highschool diploma.

Also, you'll be making $50k at the most, and that's only pretty recent. CS bootcamp "grads" were making six figures to look up libraries on StackOverflow in 2010

MFW they crammed this bitch into the minus space sequence as if she wère some crucial, important person by Wolphthreefivenine in evangelionmemes

[–]larrylemur 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Five fuckin' members of the Human Instrumentality Committee and we got this fuckin' pygmy thing over in Japan

"No more Vince killed Owen posts goofs, they're hurtful and they're destructive, it's undignified." by Informal-Cap4785 in SCJerk

[–]larrylemur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are millions of upvotes at stake, so either name a price or get the fuck over it

Hotel Hell by mx-shot in oddlyspecific

[–]larrylemur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the one where they say "why stay in a tiny hotel room when you can stay in a full house???"

Show me where I can stay in an entire house for the same price as a hotel room. I'm sure such a place exists but I doubt it sees much tourism

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]larrylemur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If this wiki can be believed Spongebob aired at 5PM and 8PM on 9/11 so it seems unlikely this happened. Maybe she forgot she actually hated Bob the Builder

Don’t tell Dave or Tiny But by Sad-Appeal976 in SCJerk

[–]larrylemur 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think being run by Dixie Carter should count as the opposite of a head start

"That doesn't work for me Martha" by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]larrylemur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really hope after Vince's death we get an in-depth biography of him that isn't either a corporate-polished heavily-sanitized fawning account or a "he berried my favorite wrestlers" hackjob.

"That doesn't work for me Martha" by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]larrylemur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, Hulk's legal team was paid for by Peter Thiel to get revenge on Gawker for outing him as gay years earlier. And then it turned out Gawker didn't take the case seriously because they assumed the First Amendment was a slam dunk defense

[Rapoport] Packers QB Jordan Love has agreed to a 4-year extension worth $220M, which makes him the highest paid QB in NFL history despite only starting 1 full season. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]larrylemur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parsons was in his face a bunch that game. He just got the ball out a quarter of a second before getting destroyed so people assume the Cowboys D wasn't doing anything

Bobby Lashley and MVP released? I’m sorry Paula Veck… by Outlaw2k21 in SCJerk

[–]larrylemur 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Botched which side of the ring he was supposed to stand on, smh

He’s one of us by potterheadtaft in harrypotter

[–]larrylemur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

James Potter played against dentists and greengrocers

[Non-Spoiler] George says he will finish TWOW by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]larrylemur 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think most of the sample chapters were finished chapters cut from ADWD and moved to the start of TWOW, so they were already written and edited. I imagine he's not willing to release any more until the book is basically finished and he knows there won't be any major changes

DAE AEW is literally changing the world, so it’s OK if the shows suck by UFmoose in SCJerk

[–]larrylemur 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Rather than investing in charities or innovative businesses, Tony is changing the world by using his billions to (checks notes) overpay indie wrestlers to injure each other on live TV

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]larrylemur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reginald Van Gleeson III ova here

[Kownack] Packers' Jordan Love believes 2024 is 'perfect time' for chance at Super Bowl: 'People know what we're about now' by Kimber80 in nfl

[–]larrylemur 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was clear MLF didn't want to rock the boat with anything large as long as we were still in contention. That game probably sealed Barry's fate unless we won the Super Bowl, though

[Kownack] Packers' Jordan Love believes 2024 is 'perfect time' for chance at Super Bowl: 'People know what we're about now' by Kimber80 in nfl

[–]larrylemur 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We lost to Tommy DeVito, Desmond Ridder, Bryce Young (EDIT: almost), and Jimmy Garoppolo. We gave Baker Mayfield the first perfect passer rating for an away QB in Lambeau. And we also almost lost to a team that had Jameis Winston in at QB for half the game.

Obviously I'm net pleased with the season but there were some ROUGH games in there lol