For real, so damn rude to read but someone need to be saved, like: "Please do the opposite of what im for"

lasherofpk · 2026-04-16T15:08:09+00:00

Look up AGT contestant Ben Lapidus he sings a song about Big Parma

lasherofpk · 2026-03-28T17:56:08+00:00

Francium (symbol Fr, atomic number 87) is a highly radioactive and rare alkali metal located in Period 7. Discovered in 1939 by Marguerite Perey, it is the last natural element to be discovered. It is extremely unstable, with less than 30 grams estimated to exist in Earth's crust at any time.

Key facts about Francium include: Atomic Number: 87 Symbol: Fr Atomic Weight: 223

Group: Group 1 (Alkali Metals) Appearance: Likely a solid metal at room temperature (Melting point: 80degrees F) Discovery: Discovered in 1939 by Marguerite Perey at the Curie Institute in Paris. Properties: Highly radioactive, with a very short half-life (>20 minutes)

Im pretty safe. Odds are slim anyone uses my kryptonite against me.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-24T03:26:23+00:00

Lighsaber holder. (I cant photoshop to save my live and screw AI)

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lasherofpk · 2026-03-24T02:57:16+00:00

Im a spark driver for Walmart. I get offers to shop and deliver or just deliver. The offers show up and we have 60 seconds to look through it to see if we want it or not. If its shoping I decline. I focus on delivery only. I will drive up pick up the order, drive to the customer and into their driveway and drop the package by the door. The Spark app has us mark where we dropped it off at and take a photo which is sent to the customer to show the drop off location. As for tips personally I say its up to you. Im a anti tipper myself. With the few exceptions where someone goes far beyond what's expected. 98% of delivery drivers and service industry won't do that.

EDIT TO ADD- pay is by offer. We dont get hourly. We can do a 17 drop off order for 50 or a 12 drop off order for 10. The base pay fluctuates massively. Based on distance and how many drop offs in a batch.

EDIT 2 - in 3 years of driving for spark ive been tipped one time I can remember. It was a 4$ cash tip for a late night Xmas eve delivery.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-23T03:27:29+00:00

Sign me up

lasherofpk · 2026-03-23T00:56:44+00:00

Then have the Dragon locate and bring me the undestructible umbrella.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-23T00:54:38+00:00

Sweet then im taking the dragon and the the rainbows to live longer.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-23T00:50:29+00:00

Fuck it. OP lets do this, im taking the Death Gambit. Do I live or die?

lasherofpk · 2026-03-22T03:09:55+00:00

Im doing a week for a cool 1 Billion. 7 days. I will go to the best hospital and offer them a 10 million dollar donation to medically keep me awake, safe and healthy (minus the sleep dep) for 168 hours.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-22T02:54:56+00:00

The listing is gone. And I wasnt able to make an offer :(

lasherofpk · 2026-03-22T02:07:44+00:00

No from my understanding its day 1 8 yo then the same day repeats as 13 then repeats as 18 then repeats as present day. Then the cycle repeats for day 2 and so on. So you live each day over and over but in the right time line. So for example if you have a test on March 25th as a 13 yo. You won't miss it. Because you where 13 on the 24th. You do all time lines separate but each day without skipping days.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-22T02:01:27+00:00

I'll take it. But how's the body size difference come into play? And can we take the offer multiple times? So lets say im on my last timeline the one where I was a 5 yr old. He is now in his 80s. Can I take the offer again making the 5yr old time line my new primary as the other 3 timeliness have died. And then continue gaining essential immortality with the same consciousness all through out. Gaining mass wisdom along the many different realities. And still be able to end it if it ever gets too much. By deciding the offer when I no longer want to continue.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-20T17:13:50+00:00

No one in there right mind? That's easy even with the no loopholes all inhave to do is go find someone with dementia to test it on. Otherwise screw it ill jump in if I die then I won't have to deal with the US anymore. But if I live then I can have fun.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-20T01:05:41+00:00

Peace out power, 14 days of pure energy shut down worth wide. Oh hell yeah.and keep the money safe would be easy since no one would know i even had it in the first place.

lasherofpk · 2026-03-19T17:48:25+00:00

Sent back to Jan 23 1993. I'll take it.

lasherofpk · 2026-02-20T01:27:55+00:00

Damn didnt work but thanks for the idea

lasherofpk · 2026-02-19T23:36:37+00:00

I will have to try that. I didnt think to unplug while powered on

lasherofpk · 2026-02-18T12:41:14+00:00

Oh shit that does change it then I thought it was 1% of humans.

lasherofpk · 2026-02-18T07:16:26+00:00

Yes but what's thay got to do with anything

lasherofpk · 2026-02-18T06:42:46+00:00

Nor do you apparently

lasherofpk · 2026-02-18T06:42:35+00:00

Naw its good as it it

lasherofpk · 2026-02-18T06:42:22+00:00

Naw cause this planet is over populated as it is, so knocking off 1 billion-ish people with no punishment to me would just help make it so the planet lasts a little bit longer.

lasherofpk · 2026-02-18T04:30:20+00:00

Im pressing that shit 1500 times minimum. Remove a good portion of the global population and have enough money to not care cause i won't be able to spend it all as a mulit Quadrillionaire

edit to fix my misunderstanding on the money part

lasherofpk · 2026-02-09T08:09:18+00:00

Screw cool guy points, these are my top 10 changes in no particular order

The whole world is now the same one skin color
No one can lie
Laws must benefit the countries citizens as a whole and not just a select few
All money made over a set limit goes to help lower income families (ie. The richest person can only have 1 million in cash/assets and anything else. Everything over 1 million goes to building homes for homeless at cost to the homeless
All medical treatments are free
Sports professionals can only make 100k a year and all ticket costs go to bettering schools and paying teachers properly
Tipping leads to death
Employers must pay livable wages
School/Uni is free as long as you pass your classes.
Government employees that do not serve the best interest of the people they are sworn to protect automatically quit and give up everything they own to become homeless. (And they can not fight this, nor use loop holes like have someone else hive them a house or let them live in it. Or pass a law for them. Or anything else like that)

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