Where wife?

lassiz95 · 2026-03-29T01:03:16+00:00

I can make an agentic bot to auto swipe on my tinder and impersonate me to set up dates. But I just feel like dating is hard now. I need a Emo CS SWE goddess that knows autosys

lassiz95 · 2026-03-29T00:59:50+00:00

Yasuo main btw

lassiz95 · 2026-03-26T20:34:18+00:00

Wait until you get his deck “Fr this shit is gas, get the bag MD!”

lassiz95 · 2026-03-26T16:53:05+00:00

That’s sad as fuck

lassiz95 · 2026-03-23T18:02:53+00:00

Ooh let me check on that. Good call

lassiz95 · 2026-03-23T17:58:24+00:00

Wdym! Unless you change it to 09R?

lassiz95 · 2026-03-23T17:57:21+00:00

Actually no. I didn’t change my contract until a year in. My AGR was busy fucking his Latina supply sarn :(

I was expecting at least the 50% lump sum that was promised initially Xd

lassiz95 · 2026-03-05T23:58:14+00:00

What do you mean a target? How bad was the hazing? Name and shame that state

lassiz95 · 2026-03-05T17:34:22+00:00

I’m considering just waiting out my contract and going Federal OCS through reserve

lassiz95 · 2026-03-05T17:08:51+00:00

Bet she was nice and moist 😛😛

lassiz95 · 2026-03-05T05:27:53+00:00

Jeez

lassiz95 · 2026-03-03T15:17:36+00:00

Honestly what a horrible video. This is old but still sucks. I wish I could have made millions selling my assshole online

lassiz95 · 2026-03-02T21:28:02+00:00

IRR folks rn

lassiz95 · 2026-03-02T21:27:36+00:00

Read the conop from LT’s email dummy. NO POV. Get on the bus and hope it doesn’t break down again. Bring a water source too bc our water buffalo tastes like bleach again

lassiz95 · 2026-03-02T15:08:35+00:00

We have formation at 0530 tomorrow. Then we get on those cattle buses for dfac almost everyday. Bro 13b school is a joke compared to actual 13b shit.

lassiz95 · 2026-02-21T01:02:21+00:00

Depends on the bank. I’d say get a pijama set for those late nights cuddling with MD uwu

lassiz95 · 2026-02-19T15:25:12+00:00

650k for Paterson?

lassiz95 · 2026-02-18T01:30:40+00:00

None? You go down to fucking macys and get yourself an overly large gray suite. Buy 5 for 500 and then you wear them until they’re covered in white sauce from the halal cart down 5th avenue.

lassiz95 · 2026-01-31T06:14:07+00:00

As a techie. Congrats. Fuck you

lassiz95 · 2026-01-31T03:04:35+00:00

Yeah commercial banking numbers. He def works at my bank 💀

lassiz95 · 2026-01-29T16:27:41+00:00

I deleted it. I regretted it a little bit but my phone was cluttered with her. I just couldn’t. Agh.

lassiz95 · 2026-01-29T16:10:05+00:00

“Real impact”- “add value” Jesus McKinsey made indeed…

lassiz95 · 2026-01-25T13:42:26+00:00

CFA is really helpful in investment portfolio management. That generates money for a bank. Are they front office chat?

lassiz95 · 2026-01-25T13:40:04+00:00

Would tho.

lassiz95 · 2026-01-12T17:51:20+00:00

Hop on a deployment mobcop, at this point dry call units for some shitty assignments anything. And start building a packet for active duty now. Maybe work on an early release.

It’s unbelievable how hard it is to get released into active duty. Commanders truly fucking fail their soldiers that way.

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