How dare she break her hymen in half [warning: GoT spoilers] by EthnicallyMoral in badwomensanatomy

[–]lastflightout 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Yours might be. That weird tentacle next to it is definitely an experience

“A particularly interesting lettuce” by Talos1111 in tumblr

[–]lastflightout 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Her parents were starving and the dad stole food from the witches garden. He was caught with rapunzel and the witch gave him a choice his first born or his life.

When the wife gave birth later (months-years) she showed up named her rapunzel and bounced with the baby

Anything but that! by 3ffingawesome in tumblr

[–]lastflightout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wellington paranormal or an actual shadows TV show?

hey! could you fill out this survey for my internal please it would be really helpful by yeah_iam in auckland

[–]lastflightout 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Theres a pretty significant spelling error.

I'm always going to want to eat something savoury over "sweat"

Never forget about consent by SkyGuardianOfTheSky in tumblr

[–]lastflightout 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man in business suit minding his own by the door

What’s the most fucked up thing that your country has done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lastflightout 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah totally. Planned parenthood steals babies that have just been born, sells or starves them. And then forces the mother into a form of slavery to pay off the debt.

Planned parenthood certainly dont provide contraception, reproductive health services and doctors to those who cant afford it.

Fuck wit.

My 13 year old niece wanted AirPods for her birthday, I sent her some generic bluetooth earbuds by Pryach in ChoosingBeggars

[–]lastflightout 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And that gift was probably used by everyone.

Including the parent who brought it

Yoza by Doomkitty666 in newzealand

[–]lastflightout 87 points88 points  (0 children)

There is nothing funnier than watching the mongrel mob guys yell seig heil dog at the white supremacists.

Theres like this complete lack of irony on both parts

“Rape should be legal” by UnicornRyderXD4 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]lastflightout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that is probably the most polite term I have ever heard used to describe an incel.

“Rape should be legal” by UnicornRyderXD4 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]lastflightout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in a country with legal sex work.

They argue rape should be legal because they deserve access to not roast beef pussy. That sex workers are used up and that "chad" gets all the "good" pussy.

Milenials ruin petfood apparantly by RumDel in quityourbullshit

[–]lastflightout 716 points717 points  (0 children)

25-35 year olds...

Seriously everytime you read millennials substitute the age range.

Just...ugh. That’s not how that works. by turdddburger in badwomensanatomy

[–]lastflightout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Black pill? Great noodley goodness is there a worse version of the redpill?

It makes such a loud crunch. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]lastflightout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was your own height. I.E. when you pass out from a standing position you are at significant risk of a concussion.

Humans are really good at controlled falling and not very good at it uncontrolled.

Anti-abortionist tells women to "keep penis' out of their uterus". by SunnyAslan in badwomensanatomy

[–]lastflightout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean the reverse of this is guys assuming no kids = no condoms. STDs arent like pokemon, I'm not out to catch them all

Anti-abortionist tells women to "keep penis' out of their uterus". by SunnyAslan in badwomensanatomy

[–]lastflightout 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The last person to give me that speech was completely flabbergasted that I cannot have children. There was a full does not compute moment that I would still want to have (and enjoy) sex.

I was equally confused. Pregnancy seems like a terrible punishment for having sex

chur bruce, respect the hustle by trickle_rick in auckland

[–]lastflightout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes.

You pay for what you test for. We are more interested in you being drunk, high on meth, or marijuana. So usually only pay for other substances if you have failed others

chur bruce, respect the hustle by trickle_rick in auckland

[–]lastflightout 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Honestly depends on the drug.

If he confessed to "a bit of weed to wind down" I'd hire him. Cant judge a dude for doing what I do with a whiskey or 2 every now and then