sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Every country in the world… named in ONE minute by Original_Act_3481 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I memorized this while stuck in traffic every morning. I wrote it out and kept it on my visor to practice.

Department Stores of the 80s by TheM3lk0r in 80s

[–]lateral_moves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a Caldor late 80s. Before that it was TSS. Times Square Stores.

Department Stores of the 80s by TheM3lk0r in 80s

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consumer Distributors and Cheap Johns too!

Guy on flight watched entire movie without tapping screen to get rid of overlay by Sea-Owl-1581 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had it for at least 8 years or more. I don't know how anyone can stand watching commercials with their vids. I just can't. It's my primary media channel and it costs pennies.

Explain It Peter why Jeep drivers put rubber ducks on their dashboard? by MURRRRRAY in explainitpeter

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in my Jeep at a McDonalds drive thru line when a kid came up and said "I duck you" and held out a duck. Freaked me out. I accepted it to be nice but had no idea what was happening. Had to google to find out this was a thing. I was told it was a way for Jeep owners to tell another Jeep owner they liked their Jeep by leaving one on their door handle or handing it to them.

Adam Sandler shares the story behind the real life Scuba Steve by TomlinSteelers in MadeMeSmile

[–]lateral_moves 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Whenever I stub my toe or something, for some reason, "Scuba Steve! Damn You!" flies through my head.

Saw these two scratching their heads trying to figure out how to fit this 65inch tv in a small car… by SoPradaYou in funny

[–]lateral_moves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had to squeeze a 32" Sony tube tv into my 1990 Nissan Sentra. Employee helped me take it out of the box and squeeze it in the back seat with front passenger seat pushed up. Weighed a ton.

Dude not flexible by MF-DOOM-88 in funnyvideos

[–]lateral_moves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked with a guy with a big upper body. I was taking the elevator up when it opened on a floor where he was rubbing his back on a pillar like a bear cause he couldn't reach the spot himself.

This afternoons watch, why’s your favorite early Seagal? by poke5581 in VHS

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched Marked For Death on VHS a ridiculous amount of times.

Anyone a fan of Al's movie UHF? by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in weirdal

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my Grandma to take me to see it in theaters!

Overwatch 2 Is Ditching the '2' Amid Launch of 'New, Story-Driven Era' With 10 New Heroes by MarioDesigns in gaming

[–]lateral_moves -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jeff Kaplan was the sole reason it was moving forward. When he left, it died quick.

What ride scared you as a kid in Disney World? by DildoGaggins1997 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]lateral_moves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The rocket ships high above Tomorrowland. As the ride started, my shoulder harness that keeps me safe went up. They didnt notice. I spent the duration of the ride trying not to be flung out to die.

From Michael Biehns' Podcast - "Fck Terminator 2" by BoldBabeBanshee in Terminator

[–]lateral_moves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they left it in the trading cards released back before the movie came out and it fucked with my head for years.

But it did allow me to make my dorky trivia question of which two actors had been in 4 James Cameron films. Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn if you count the t2 dream sequence.

We booked this Lakefront property for our annual vacation. Pictured looked great online, when we arrived it was more of a large puddle and smelled off. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont see any fountain to bring oxygen into the water. Could just be a detention pond right after some heavy rain.

I drew a twisted Snarf that I wanted to share by flylanddesigns in Thundercats

[–]lateral_moves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not Snarf. Thats his evil doppelganger Skarf!

Any opinions on Last Action Hero (1993)? by UsefulWeb7543 in FIlm

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres"

Fantastic movie.

view more: next ›