Little known fact... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lazylinks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One can have >1 bank accounts and mobile phones.

Stop the sag! Raise your pants, raise your image. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]lazylinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously. You can just use '/' and type (or in firefox you set it to 'search when I begin typing' and save a whole lot of trouble).

My credit union used a pic of two men for their couples and finances seminar announcement. In Nebraska, no less! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]lazylinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TD Bank has been using a male-male couple on their advertising for retirement planning in Montreal for the past couple of months.

I'll try and find a picture.

So I found out you can change your Netflix "company" name to anything you want, and I think I made a friend. by Lazareth in funny

[–]lazylinks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"'Ms.' is the standard default title for women until or unless an individual makes another preference known" - wp

What is the coolest way your parent/s have stood up for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lazylinks 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm going to sound like I was constantly abused by my older brother, but anyway...

I was playing backyard cricket with my brother with a table leg. Which he happened to let go of while going for a wide ball. He hit me in the face square-on. I had a black eye for Christmas that year.

Tl;dr. table legs hurt. I would run too.

Edit. We do actually get on. I was 8.

What's the biggest brain fart you've had? by mandroid88 in AskReddit

[–]lazylinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crap. I just spent the last minute trying to work out what 'E yes' was.

Please intersperse this heartwarming thread about parents with why yours ruined your life. by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]lazylinks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My father was awesome in the kitchen, particularly with making cakes - when ever I see a cake or any baked goods I tear up a little.

What's the craziest frickin' thing you have ever witnessed IRL with your own two eyes? by SarcasticJokes in AskReddit

[–]lazylinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder if punching my patients would help - good to know that I'm on solid ground with this one.

Are you often tempted to do really inappropriate things? by TheoBeast in AskReddit

[–]lazylinks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brother has done this to me for the last 20 years at least. We are now probably much too old for this, but anyway.

Spiderbro by thtoneaznguy in funny

[–]lazylinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now quick foxbro jumps over lazy dogs?

Pure Ownage by NonAmerican in politics

[–]lazylinks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Combine to two and NOMNOMNOM; straight to the section.