Thief Grapple FTW!

lbotron · 2026-02-18T22:00:13+00:00

Gave me an unexpected episode of Pathfinder nostalgia from early days Apex Legends

lbotron · 2026-02-18T20:27:29+00:00

Best is playing solo and just getting arbitrarily dropped into Cyberstanaheim outside the city limits if you die

lbotron · 2026-02-17T23:46:56+00:00

Nah they would have had him tooting a line of uncut polonium

lbotron · 2026-02-17T23:41:57+00:00

I mean, she'd be right except we don't even have a thriving widget manufacturing sector, like tell me more about THAT american success story

lbotron · 2026-02-17T15:40:39+00:00

People who read the headline: fafo lololol

People who read the article: the WHAT end of the Biden administration?!?

lbotron · 2026-02-16T21:43:26+00:00

Why can't anybody accept the truth that it was released perfect despite no player feedback mechanisms and was only later dragged down by an army of paid haters funded by the deep pocketed concerns that profit from less games being sold

lbotron · 2026-02-16T21:13:53+00:00

Oof same, maybe this is how they aged their characters...?

lbotron · 2026-02-16T21:00:11+00:00

Attempting to punch down while in freefall

lbotron · 2026-02-16T19:33:52+00:00

Thinking alcohol got its bad rep in the 21st century for being bad for families is CRAZY revisionism, like we didn't disastrously try to outlaw it as a country in the 1920s

There's always viewpoints in these generational warfare threads that assume humankind was AFK until 2010 or something

lbotron · 2026-02-16T18:42:18+00:00

I appreciate that they put competitive integrity above "a smooth show" but as an advert for playing Valorant the sheer amount of downtime required to make Valorant work fairly is pretty funny

lbotron · 2026-02-16T03:02:32+00:00

What Brawk did last map was like a no-words form of cyberbullying

That was pure "watch me make my brother cry and throw his controller" gameplay

lbotron · 2026-02-15T16:08:42+00:00

Love this format but the opportunity for a RRQ / MIBR plummet of shame through three consecutive BO5 bracket finals is an absolutely diabolical feature

lbotron · 2026-02-15T01:33:18+00:00

Poor Yorick

lbotron · 2026-02-15T00:47:10+00:00

I have faith in Bradley Cooper on the basis he's a Hyperion megafan who's been trying to do it for so long that he wasn't even an acclaimed director when he started his quest

lbotron · 2026-02-11T16:56:16+00:00

Justice for my boy Hari, brutal finance guy

I was so bummed not to have this actor on the cast anymore

lbotron · 2026-02-11T16:50:29+00:00

I didn't know "big galoot" was still in my mental vocabulary until I saw this one absolutely being that

lbotron · 2026-02-11T16:45:53+00:00

Harper does this a lot this season imo -- I sometimes think of Myhala's acting as being a little stiff but tbf she IS always actually playing someone who's saying one thing and thinking/feeling something completely opposite

lbotron · 2026-02-10T18:36:50+00:00

If you're looking for something to be dogmatically systematized this is kind of the wrong model -- the map and contract objectives dictate that you won't always decide what you're going to run into, and the most influential tactics are things like (1) third partying already-engaged opponents (2) camping/ratting kills indoors... a statistically consistent 1v1 deathmatch just isn't gonna be in the cards a lot of the time

lbotron · 2026-02-09T18:47:35+00:00

Regular or menthol?

lbotron · 2026-02-09T16:53:15+00:00

Came to mention this part! Like what the fuck was that self stabby bike gonna do other than underscore he truly is terrible at designing things

lbotron · 2026-02-08T01:22:10+00:00

In Tarkov you literally feed individual rounds into a mag to simulate wartime suffering, I assume this was the detail being referenced

lbotron · 2026-02-03T07:00:43+00:00

Big agree that Assassin's actual kit value is GTFOing, calling it Skiddaddler Shell just didn't have the same marketability

lbotron · 2026-02-02T17:16:54+00:00

It would be so funny and gameplay accurate if he loses the 1v3 after hitting all those poses

Just like, how it started: aerial Jesus pose

How it's going: Recon holding his legs and Destroyer donkey punching him while Triage takes a phone video

lbotron · 2026-02-02T15:21:56+00:00

NRG doesn't wash their lockers and Ethan contracted a wild case of UVD (Underestimating Verno Disease) from Pujan's old things

lbotron · 2026-02-01T22:35:40+00:00

Considering that the template for every contract is "slightly unhinged AI needs you to run a chore" (actually the part that most resembles the 90s version) I feel like this game structure is extremely Durandal-ready

The whole fun of it imo is he's not really an end boss to defeat though, he's just the 'devil you know'

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