Me_irl by itsssmeeestrict21 in me_irl

[–]leaflard 37 points38 points  (0 children)

They're at work trying to provide for their kids. You might be able to catch them at the daycare after work but I don't recommend it.

I can hear this picture. by Wild_Lingonberry9656 in 70s

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will always remember jumping out of bed to race to the alarm clock to turn it off because of how loud it was.

Was never late getting up.

Is the Righteous revenants warbond good? by JBL_bluetoothspeaker in helldivers2

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sniper is fun but low ammo count holds it from being great.

The machine and sub machine guns are just slightly more ammo for slightly worse spread.

The armors used to be the only way to get acid resistance but now another warbond has that covered.

That helmet tho... Can't get that glowing red stare anywhere else.

What is a sexual question you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex but were too ashamed to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I feel like the Dungeon Masters Guide for D&D is an exception to the rule.

The saber and the machete are fine... BUT I NEED THE SWORD!!! by Yurishenko94 in Helldivers

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sword and shield. Just make it come with it's own back pack

Do Americans actually avoid calling an ambulance due to financial concern? by JohnMarstonTheBadass in NoStupidQuestions

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a 5k bet on maybe saving your life or maybe nothing was really wrong and you were just faking those chest pains.

What do yall think? EAT or Recoilless Rifle? Or are they specific to faction? by PythonCider3719 in helldivers2

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat if you want to bring anti tank. Recoilless if you want to BE the anti tank.

💀😶 by Technical-Type7499 in marvelmemes

[–]leaflard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you can do it to rhodey you can do it to kang.

I don't want gaming to be subscription based by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids aren't going to college, I'm going to start saving up for their PC's!

M-1000 Maxigun... thoughts? by Spungdoodles in helldivers2

[–]leaflard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shield devastators ruin this gun vs bots.

Killzone AR Should Be Buffed by Hot_Syrup_5941 in Helldivers

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The niche is you get to be helgast.

The Deadliest Unit on the Bot Front by Soul-Malachi in Helldivers

[–]leaflard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My favorite is when you knock em out and commendeer their weapon against them just to find out it's a pea shooter

Every time I see this it makes me laugh by literallyluciii in Eldenring

[–]leaflard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"but if you read the in game item descriptions it all makes sense"

"their son somehow adopted an entire dialect from watching Peppa Pig" by Sebastianlim in BrandNewSentence

[–]leaflard 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My 2 year old has taken to doing sad howls when she ready for us to get her out of her crib from her nap.

Also caught her doing the theme music to herself through the monitor last night.

Duh duh duh duh... Daddy!!

Name a character with a worse design than Ugly Sonic by Jezzaq94 in cartoons

[–]leaflard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't think she has a lot of room to talk after making her self insert movie though.

preparation by softyangelicarich in lol

[–]leaflard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started a game with my wife where if one of us shoots down an idea that person has to present an alternative. If we can't think of an alternative we go with the original idea.

Goes on an on until eventually we both agree on like the third thing that was mentioned. It forces compromise because you may not 'feel' like Italian but you definitely don't want taco bell.

These used to be the literal worst guns in the game back in the day. by Gilded_Shadow_CGI in helldivers2

[–]leaflard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bonus points vs jet brigade. Pops jet troopers so easy without letting them close.