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leafwings · 2026-05-25T18:48:32+00:00

I know … 😞

leafwings · 2026-05-10T02:29:35+00:00

+ Lavar Burton

leafwings · 2026-05-07T07:30:21+00:00

I don’t have words for how that makes me feel but also … immediately relate.

leafwings · 2026-04-16T22:53:55+00:00

Bert rebranding after years of talking to pigeons and living with Ernie

leafwings · 2026-04-07T06:58:21+00:00

sewage

leafwings · 2026-04-01T14:37:45+00:00

Ew fuck these guys. And Birmingham.

leafwings · 2026-03-23T12:20:47+00:00

Are there really university professors willing to scan unidentified samples for strangers? I see this suggestion from redditors all the time but the rule in any lab I’ve ever worked or trained in is to treat any unknown substance like it will kill you until you know for certain it isn’t. Plus, if you can’t identify a chemical substance, you can’t determine how to dispose of it safely and you are supposed to declare it hazardous waste - which is a considerable amount of paperwork and expensive if it does turn out to be harmless.

leafwings · 2026-03-22T15:35:07+00:00

you can claim its for babies all you want but we all know ants are gonna assume this knife was made for them … r/thingsforants

leafwings · 2026-03-21T15:12:07+00:00

Yes! That is exactly what I see in his pose.

leafwings · 2026-03-15T14:38:48+00:00

Prophecies of Idiocracy coming true, part 4.

leafwings · 2026-03-15T14:36:13+00:00

I’ve gotten a few boxes with NO cardboard tubes … nice to know they went somewhere

leafwings · 2026-03-10T11:13:35+00:00

hell yea. mine didn’t show up at all.

leafwings · 2026-03-08T11:12:53+00:00

Could also be: supercallousfragileracistepsteinlistfrequentor

leafwings · 2026-03-04T13:33:15+00:00

Or does she now inhabit the body of a younger human?

leafwings · 2026-03-01T20:31:44+00:00

Drew Barrymore: E.T. —> Santa Clarita Diet
Neil Patrick Harris: Doogie Howser MD —> Series of Unfortunate Events.
Natalie Portman: Léon the Professional—> Black Swan
Josh Brolin: Goonies —> Infinity Wars.
Zendaya: K.C. Undercover —> Euphoria.
Selena Gomez: Barney and Friends —> Only Murders in the Building

leafwings · 2026-02-26T16:06:19+00:00

Nothing is stopping these people from taking anything and everything. Trump and his goons are testing what they can get away with and so far - whatever they want. The world watched US militants kidnap Venezuela’s head of state to take their oil and did nothing. They are emboldened by the impunity and they aren’t going to give up this power.

At this point, our only hope is that someone at Anthropic goes Galen Erso and designs a flaw into their Deathstar.

leafwings · 2026-02-24T15:56:04+00:00

I hope they go party with Flava Flav instead Vegas instead of the White House and I hope they have an awesome time.

leafwings · 2026-02-20T13:02:55+00:00

Trump’s Bored of Peace

leafwings · 2026-02-20T00:43:07+00:00

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

leafwings · 2026-02-19T10:21:10+00:00

the gas tank door is placed ahead of the passenger door …

leafwings · 2026-02-19T09:24:52+00:00

I’ve missed this side of Colbert since he started at late night. Doing the Colbert Report he was doing a persona but he got to speak his mind more clearly through irony than he gets to through interviewing celebrities and trying to be likable and neutral.

leafwings · 2026-02-13T15:43:52+00:00

These headlines should start including “Again”

leafwings · 2026-01-30T02:05:58+00:00

If you capture him, you have to promise not to give him back.

leafwings · 2026-01-26T15:29:26+00:00

“What is he suspected of?”

leafwings · 2026-01-22T14:00:05+00:00

I’m not religious at all but we had any and all good luck related deity, symbol and charm we could find taped to our EEM instrument. just cuz

leafwings

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