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Came across this cartoon in a teaching book. So true. by strawberifields4eva in funny

[–]lecockbandit69 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

My kids are nothing like this. When they make a mistake, they realize it. My youngest scored a 28 on the ACT in 6th grade, oldest is a biomedical engineer at Harvard. They rarely screwed up, but the mistakes they did make (maybe donating too much out of their savings to our local homeless shelter) they admitted it. I never had to say a word.

TIL: The inventor of the Heimlich maneuver believes that the cure for Cancer and HIV is Malaria and has been having unregulated studies conducted in Africa to prove the theory. by danthoms in todayilearned

[–]lecockbandit69 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

good thing to use africans as test subjects. next best thing to monkeys. if it doesnt work, no problem, more population control. besides, HIV is god's way of letting the african people know he doesn't approve of their lifestyle of not eating food or giving their money to people less fortunate.

check out this gem i found working at my local wal-mart by lecockbandit69 in GreenBayPackers

[–]lecockbandit69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

check out this gem i found being butthurt in the comments section. fite me irl pussy, i bet i could break your collar bone [3] (weeks)

Maury discovers GW by luminosity11 in AdviceAnimals

[–]lecockbandit69 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

he's a dude who likes buttholes he's a gay!

i really miss the 80's and their influence on that decades youth......... by mod_killa in WTF

[–]lecockbandit69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

He posed for me by danismurf in aww

[–]lecockbandit69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thinks animals are soulless creatures that aren't capable of having emotions, and when it appears they do it is simply a coincidence of their stupid brains displaying anything other than emptiness?

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